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  1. 10-24-2006, 08:13 PM #1
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    I need some advice guys...

    I recently received an email from a friend of mine asking me for some advice, I don't know wat to tell him, so I am asking you guys... This is a real bad problem...

    Tesla,

    I really need your help on what could be a crucial decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

    I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

    I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.

    Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

    So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?

    What should I tell him?
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  2. 10-24-2006, 08:17 PM #2
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    take it back to the dealer & go get a honda...
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  3. 10-24-2006, 08:20 PM #3
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    hahaha, that was good. You had me going. Great story
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  4. 10-24-2006, 08:21 PM #4
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  5. 10-24-2006, 08:24 PM #5
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    hahaha, nice one man!!!
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  6. 10-24-2006, 08:25 PM #6
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    asss, I thought you were serious
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  7. 10-24-2006, 08:29 PM #7
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    mmmmmm harleys i love em
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  8. 10-24-2006, 08:38 PM #8
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    man i was getting real intense there, then a terrible let down
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  9. 10-24-2006, 09:22 PM #9
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    lmao that is to damn funny
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  10. 10-24-2006, 09:26 PM #10
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    im sooo mad i read the responses before i read the story, would have been so much better : (
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  11. 10-24-2006, 09:36 PM #11
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    That was priceless.
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  12. 10-24-2006, 10:37 PM #12
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    damn bro that's serious.. some people would call that character.. but me, i'd take it back to the dealer..

    as for the woman.. start changing over the savings accounts, and set aside money for the attorney.. pics are always good for blackmail...
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