GF F*cking Bit Me!

[ginkobulloba]

So I am chilling at my bar last night when all of a sudden my gf shows up. The last time I saw her I was doing my best to pimp her and if I remember correctly, she stormed away with me saying "Go fck off, little puppy dog." So, things were a little tense between us.

Anyway, she shows up and we're cordial for the first few minutes. Then, she wants to talk about our relationship. She's buzzed, big time. Drinking wine like it's beer and I know she indulged in some candy before she came. She was LIT. Everything she says, I have a response for. This goes on for a good twenty minutes. I believe that she threatened to kill me or have me deported if we ever broke up because she would be too jealous to see me with anyone else. If a normal chick said that, I'd just laugh and I did the same with this one, except I know she is 100% serious.

That's what kind of a girl I'm dealing with.

To get her to shut up, I leaned in and kissed her good. That turned into a public makeout session that included sucking on her silicone enhanced tits right there at the bar, in front of customers and Buddha and anyone else who cared to see. We were knocking over glasses, chairs, just fcking going for it. My girl is a sadist, she likes to inflict and receive pain. She is a FREAK. I mean, I've never had some pussy like this in my life. So it's normal for her to slap me and shit like that. I give it right back.

This time she fcking bites my shoulder. No shit, I mean broke skin and everything, through my shirt. I've got this big fcking mark on my shoulder that is the perfect impression of her teeth. There's 3 more on my pecs.

Shit's probably gonna get infected.

I ended up taking her home by picking her up and holding onto her ass as I plunked her down in her car. Then I stopped for gas and she proceeded to puke in front of the gas vendor. Goddamn, I love this girl.

[SP129]

ummm cool girl? not...

[SP129]

bitch threatened to deport me if i was illegal or whatever id kill her lol

and as for loving a girl like that, seems like u got some issues brother

[ginkobulloba]

Dude, you have no idea. This chick's game is tight.

[perfectbeast2001]

errrrmmm... WTF!

[ginkobulloba]

Well, with all these fcking relationship threads, getting dumped threads, etc, I figured this one's got a little more meat to it. There's a lot of background to this story. It's like a movie. Still can't believe the bitch bit me.

[Mizfit]

This just seems like a thread about gloating because u think what she does is great- which is fine, but the thread title does not correlate to the content.

Could you please revise one to reflect the other or vice versa?

Your help is greatly appreciated.

[Kale]

Ah you gotta love Thai girls. I am in BKK right now brother !!!! I will be on Phukett in a couple of weeks. I would love to meet you dude

[ginkobulloba]

This just seems like a thread about gloating because u think what she does is great- which is fine, but the thread title does not correlate to the content.

Could you please revise one to reflect the other or vice versa?

Your help is greatly appreciated.

WTF are you talking about? My thread, I do what I want. Thank you for your cooperation.

[ginkobulloba]

Ah you gotta love Thai girls. I am in BKK right now brother !!!! I will be on Phukett in a couple of weeks. I would love to meet you dude

Dude I can't believe this place! I will never again live in the Western world if I can help it. Have a blast in Bkk, let me know when you get to Phuket dude!

[vitor]

If this girl bites...Whatever you do, DONT stick your willy in her mouth!!! Outchhh....

[Mizfit]

WTF are you talking about? My thread, I do what I want. Thank you for your cooperation.

i was trying to confuse u.

My boyfriend hates when i bite him

[QuieTSToRM33]

good shit ginko

[ginkobulloba]

i was trying to confuse u.

My boyfriend hates when i bite him

Do you actually break the skin? Getting bit's not that strange, but she was like eating my shoulder!

[Mizfit]

Do you actually break the skin? Getting bit's not that strange, but she was like eating my shoulder!

i'm not overly violent but i like leaving marks

[ginkobulloba]

i'm not overly violent but i like leaving marks

Nothing wrong with that. This is a bit much, though. I had to speak with the police today about an unrelated incident and he was looking at my shoulder and my neck and telling me that maybe my girlfriend and I are spending too much time in bed. Then I go to the gym and the counter girl is all over my nuts now. "Ooh, bad bad man!"
Yesterday I came in with a hickey and today I've got bite marks all over. This shit is too fcking funny.

[zimmy]

Nothing wrong with a bite :P BTW...biting is for amatures...I keep trying to find a girl who will have some fun w/ me lucy lui style from payback

[G-1000]

Bro a small mark is ok. But when the bitch brakes skin were it's bleeding i would punck her.

You need to find a way to gtet a way from this chick. She does not care for you at all. She proved that by telling you she would have you deported.

[DNoMac]

PICS!!! Kale represents, lets see what your workin with ginko. Oh, and maybe a pic of the bite marks too. I think I might have to book a trip to Thailand.

[biglouie250]

why didnt you shiv her in the kidney??? dont you know that is AR's standard operating procedure in a situation like this?

[Superhuman]

I f*cked a Thai girl last night!!! i've never been with an asian girl but it was interesting. She was soooo tiny but she took it real well. Unfortunately she's no freak like your girls, this one was real shy and acted like she was a little princess

[donniebrasco]

i have to pay for that type of sh1t. so stop moaning and count your blessings

[Johnny Test]

The only reason she bit so hard is because she was drunk. But I like them wild

[Hackamaniac]

Bro a small mark is ok. But when the bitch brakes skin were it's bleeding i would punck her. You need to find a way to gtet a way from this chick. She does not care for you at all. She proved that by telling you she would have you deported.

[ginkobulloba]

Here she is.

[DNoMac]

It didn't work! whats wrong with my computer!!!

[DNoMac]

Yup, i'm def moving to Thailand, she got a sister Ginko?

[ginkobulloba]

Yup, i'm def moving to Thailand, she got a sister Ginko?

Yeah, but the sister's married. Hopefully I'm not already deported by the time you guys get here.

[zodiac666]

sounds like a fun girl but be careful man, im sure you already know that that "candy" can fvck up lives in a very short period of time.

[zimmy]

oh man...she's that hot and into biting... lucky sob

[chest6]

o shit..biting is okay and all but like...when shes trying to EAT you...thats different

[RuhlFreak55]

biting is hot....

[zimmy]

telling you...you guys haven't lived till you get a girl who is willing to slap the shit out of you

[Hellmaskbanned]

No shit she broke the skin with those chops

[deepinsideofme]

i like to be bit on the back of the neck, but i dont like marks left....

[Hellmaskbanned]

i like to be bit on the back of the neck, but i dont like marks left....

I bet you do

[SVTMuscle*]

man I was with a biter/scratcher once, i hated it, i dont like fearing for my welfare while plowing a girl, thats what she should be doing not me!

[Schmidty]

man I was with a biter/scratcher once, i hated it, i dont like fearing for my welfare while plowing a girl, thats what she should be doing not me!

Your just a pussy that is afraid of having some good ruff sex.

[Schmidty]

So I am chilling at my bar last night when all of a sudden my gf shows up. The last time I saw her I was doing my best to pimp her and if I remember correctly, she stormed away with me saying "Go fck off, little puppy dog." So, things were a little tense between us.

Anyway, she shows up and we're cordial for the first few minutes. Then, she wants to talk about our relationship. She's buzzed, big time. Drinking wine like it's beer and I know she indulged in some candy before she came. She was LIT. Everything she says, I have a response for. This goes on for a good twenty minutes. I believe that she threatened to kill me or have me deported if we ever broke up because she would be too jealous to see me with anyone else. If a normal chick said that, I'd just laugh and I did the same with this one, except I know she is 100% serious.

That's what kind of a girl I'm dealing with.

To get her to shut up, I leaned in and kissed her good. That turned into a public makeout session that included sucking on her silicone enhanced tits right there at the bar, in front of customers and Buddha and anyone else who cared to see. We were knocking over glasses, chairs, just fcking going for it. My girl is a sadist, she likes to inflict and receive pain. She is a FREAK. I mean, I've never had some pussy like this in my life. So it's normal for her to slap me and shit like that. I give it right back.

This time she fcking bites my shoulder. No shit, I mean broke skin and everything, through my shirt. I've got this big fcking mark on my shoulder that is the perfect impression of her teeth. There's 3 more on my pecs.

Shit's probably gonna get infected.

I ended up taking her home by picking her up and holding onto her ass as I plunked her down in her car. Then I stopped for gas and she proceeded to puke in front of the gas vendor. Goddamn, I love this girl.

The girl im with now and i have been for 3yrs is just like this,that is why we have been together for so long.I tottaly understand were ur coming from.

[Schmidty]

I had a one night stand with this chick a few years back(my first biter)and she broke the skin on my collar bone.I still have a scare from that bitch.It sure was fun