So........

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

A snake walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "How did you do that?"

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell into the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?
It took a bath.

[QuieTSToRM33]

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

how bout...can I get a...

[1819]

horse and an alligator.

[CSAR]

What's 50ft long and drags on the bottom of the ocean?

Moby's Dick

[zimmy]

I don't go by moby anymore :P

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

What's 50ft long and drags on the bottom of the ocean?

Moby's Dick

Zimmy's thing?

[rar1015]

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[needmorestrength]

I just lost iq for reading those lol

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I just lost iq for reading those lol

ya get it? Cuz snakes cant walk!!!!!!!!

hhhhhhhaaaaaaaahahahahahahah

lol now how did he do that?

hahahahahaha

silly little snake

[MAJOR25]

if you guys were in a treehouse with a gay, would u stay up or do down..?

[Rye_guy]

this is my joke about and italians story of his visit to canada.

mario tells his brother louigie about his trip.

I tella you, thesea canadianas area strangea people.

I went into a restauranteh and order a lasangia and two peice of garlic breada, when my fooda came, it only hada one peice a breada, I say to waitress, Hey, No, I wanna two peice. she says the washaroom is righta there... I say no no, i wanna to peice, right here on the table. well that crazy beach, she kicka me outta the restauranteh...

so i goto another place and I order my meala when my meala came there wasa no foak ona da table, so I say misses, I wanna foak! And she say, well donna everybody? I say NO, I wanna foak, right here ona the table! and so she kicka me outta the restaurant as wella


sorry if its kinda lame, there was another restaurant he goes to, i just dont remember it. but thats the just, my buddy tells it well with his fake italian accent.

I like how the one waitress is supposed to reply, well doesnt everybody. lol

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Why did the vampire take some medicine?

To stop from coffin.

[BlInDsIdE]

good god

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Why didnt the man die when he drank poision?

He was in the living room.



What did snow white say as she waited for her photos?

Im waiting for me prints(prince) to come.

[UpstateTank]

So 2 guys walked into a bar right...and the third one ducked

[Rye_guy]

anyone have any newfie jokes?