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    Quote Originally Posted by vitor
    I dont like to eat pussy, I can do it if I have too, but I rather not...

    Yust plain ****ing is enough for me!
    You gota get a girl warmed up a bit ya no. Ya cant go raming a cock in a dry pussy.Unless you got a ton of slob on ur knob

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chitown Raider
    So true. Once you get there you will never wanna go back.
    F'N A !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuball
    F'N A !!!!
    Does that mean Filthy,Naked,Aliens.

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    Wow, this thread went from head to mouth fulls of pennies...WHORES!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    Wow, this thread went from head to mouth fulls of pennies...WHORES!!
    its all oral, so at least we are whoreing on topic some what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    You gota get a girl warmed up a bit ya no. Ya cant go raming a cock in a dry pussy.Unless you got a ton of slob on ur knob
    Yup it's all about warming up the kitty cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chitown Raider
    Yup it's all about warming up the kitty cat
    tru dat yo

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    This thread will never die i wont let it, it started off about giving oral and that same night my girl took care of me And when she was done she tells me i owe her ( no big deal ) So yesterday she tell me she's got her period, great, got no worries, dont gotta pull out... Whats gonna be the next topic ??? Anal ?? I sure hope so cause every time the topic changes it seems to happen for me.... Im jackin this thread ... ANAL EXPERIENCES ???? In before the mother f'n lock !!!!!!!

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    gave it a go but the gf dont like it....says it hurts

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbeast007
    gave it a go but the gf dont like it....says it hurts
    Ya gotta lube her up.. first with liquor, than with KY !!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuball
    Ya gotta lube her up.. first with liquor, than with KY !!!!!!!
    The ol' two step process. Anal the other hole

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    met a lot girls like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuball
    . Whats gonna be the next topic ??? Anal ?? I sure hope so cause every time the topic changes it seems to happen for me....
    are you saying you get anal all the time?? doesn't that hurt your butt?? or is there a secret that i don't know about..

    cause i already have the tattoo across my back that says one way out...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuball
    So yesterday she tell me she's got her period, great, got no worries, dont gotta pull out...
    Hey, it's like disney land, just because the Faris wheel is closed doesn't mean the whole park is closed..
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    Bump, I was just thinking about this.LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuball
    This thread will never die i wont let it, it started off about giving oral and that same night my girl took care of me And when she was done she tells me i owe her ( no big deal ) So yesterday she tell me she's got her period, great, got no worries, dont gotta pull out... Whats gonna be the next topic ??? Anal ?? I sure hope so cause every time the topic changes it seems to happen for me.... Im jackin this thread ... ANAL EXPERIENCES ???? In before the mother f'n lock !!!!!!!
    I thought you wernt gona letit die

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    ive never gave oral...i have an idea of what to do but never got around to doing it XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Hey, it's like disney land, just because the Faris wheel is closed doesn't mean the whole park is closed..
    That is right there is a back door to the place.

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    that underworld chick is so freaking hot...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yngnastyman
    that underworld chick is so freaking hot...
    yeah kate beckinsale is amazingly hot.

    iwouldnt care if she didnt give head! lmao



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    oh ive only been with one girl that didnt give head...now she does but when she was with me she didnt..bah

    but the last 2 LOVED giving head and it was THE BEST in the world

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    I've met broads like this, they are called MARRIED WOMEN!!!!

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    ^^ur avy is awsome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I dont think its off limits some womne r more prudent about what they admit to doing in pulbic.. i call bullshit on her
    you know, i was thinking the same thing while i was reading it. if i were in his situation i would've probably placed a bet on bullshit.

    and the chicks that are afraid to have sex with the lights on are usually not that hot anyways... hence the fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Hey, it's like disney land, just because the Faris wheel is closed doesn't mean the whole park is closed..

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    I dont even like BJs because I cant bust from them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    Meet my wife
    im in the same boat kale. my girl doesnt like giving head at all. she has done it to me before, but like i said doesnt like it. she doesnt ever do anal either, but hey i hate that shit anyway. she does love it when i give her oral (drives her crazy) and loves me inside her.

    tell ya the truth id rather bang a girl than get head. i like pleasing them too and it fells better to me also.

    i know that may not work for some of the nymphos/man-whores on this site tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerliftmike
    im in the same boat kale. my girl doesnt like giving head at all. she has done it to me before, but like i said doesnt like it. she doesnt ever do anal either, but hey i hate that shit anyway. she does love it when i give her oral (drives her crazy) and loves me inside her.

    tell ya the truth id rather bang a girl than get head. i like pleasing them too and it fells better to me also.

    i know that may not work for some of the nymphos/man-whores on this site tho.
    i'm the same way, I'd much rather give her oral than get oral, and much rather have sex than do that! lol

    blowjobs are more of a visual for me, for some reason my penis isn't that sensitive ever sense my gf broke it...

    the 2nd time I ever had sex my gf got on top and when she came down on it hard it cracked - now it bends at the middle when I'm hard and I can't feel as much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Oh i have been with a few very dirty raunchy girls and let me be the first to say that their is not one kind of smelly pussys BUT their are three.I will begin the list.
    Foot smelling vagina
    rotting cheese smelling vagina
    and the fish smelling vagina.
    those are the 3 bad smells.
    i feel sorry for your dick man.

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    The worst are the chicks that smoke weed. Their snatch's always reeks of rotting fish

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