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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    I have had that happen...but i don't think my hand can get pregnant :P

    That's called a "posh wank"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg
    That's called a "posh wank"
    I think that is how them there boys do it..
    In the US A

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    Ya think? Maybe it's like a test, to see if they can last longer ya know?

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    "Women can get pregnant anytime"..right.

    Unless i'm mistaken.. it takes an egg to get pregnant.

    If you're chick just got over her period you're fine.

    The morning after pill at this point will only serve to screw with her cycle.

    It can cause her ovulation schedule to be less consistant... or more frequent. My girlfriend had two periods in one month because of its use.

    If you administer it now for your peace of mind go ahead... Next time don't 'run out' of the birth control. It is only as effective as her adherance to the administraton protocol.

    Nark

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    That method is not always effective. Pre cum, or men don't alwasy realize when they make a dribble.
    this is 100% true your body lubricates the 'shaft' and gets it ready for the lil guys but in the process some lil guys come with the lube and you know what happens after...they dive to check out the scene

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    da da

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    Just tell your girlfriend to jump and and down to shake all the stuff out and she won't get pregnant next time this happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    "Women can get pregnant anytime"..right.

    Unless i'm mistaken.. it takes an egg to get pregnant.

    If you're chick just got over her period you're fine.

    The morning after pill at this point will only serve to screw with her cycle.

    It can cause her ovulation schedule to be less consistant... or more frequent. My girlfriend had two periods in one month because of its use.

    If you administer it now for your peace of mind go ahead... Next time don't 'run out' of the birth control. It is only as effective as her adherance to the administraton protocol.

    Nark
    I believe nark is the proper speaker on this matter.
    Im pretty sure it takes a few days for an egg to be dropped/able to be fertilized. So if this is the day after ovulation, you may very well be fine.

    And if she ends up getting pregnant somehow. I read other posts says to pack your sh*t and run, don't be a coward. Not very funny in my opinion. But in any case, no point in freaking out. Whats done is done, and if a new chapter arises in your life, then approach it as an adventure. No other way to really see this.
    This is where you man-up.
    Good day

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    You know what they call guys that pull out?

    Dads!

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    that's the problem.. women cycles are not a 100% guaranteed.

    U can get preggies anytime

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    well if she gets pregnant start binge drinking with her and "accidently" fall down a couple flights of stairs

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience
    You know what they call guys that pull out?

    Dads!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    "Women can get pregnant anytime"..right.

    Unless i'm mistaken.. it takes an egg to get pregnant.

    If you're chick just got over her period you're fine.

    The morning after pill at this point will only serve to screw with her cycle.

    It can cause her ovulation schedule to be less consistant... or more frequent. My girlfriend had two periods in one month because of its use.

    If you administer it now for your peace of mind go ahead... Next time don't 'run out' of the birth control. It is only as effective as her adherance to the administraton protocol.

    Nark
    Well, unelss I'm mistaken as well, women have TWO eggs and each month we only get rid of ONE. The other one is still there... just hanging out. Your chances of getting pregnant when you only have one egg are probably greatly reduced, but it's still possible. But I think you have like three days to take the morning after pill and it's still effective to a certain point. Hope it worked out for y'all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7
    PP has them for free
    If they are free then my ex scamed $40 of of me when we broke up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    well if she gets pregnant start binge drinking with her and "accidently" fall down a couple flights of stairs
    after you jump on her belly like a trampoline and go horse bach riding and have sex in a washing machine

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    Abortion Machine,step by step.

    THIS IS BAD. If all else fails your gona need a few things to make ur home maid abortion machine.
    1)hover vacume
    2)straight coat hanger
    3) duct tape.
    duct tape the staight caot hanger to the hover and insert in the vagina. Stab around for about a hour and a half. This plan never fails

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    hahaha...great post.

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    How does it feel to be a daddy ? :O)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    How does it feel to be a daddy ? :O)

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    So dude, did you have a kid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty View Post
    If they are free then my ex scamed $40 of of me when we broke up.


    An ex gf would not do that


    I had to go through this exact same thing about 2 yrs ago with a girl, except she was NOT my GF. It was New yrs day and back then, around here, she had to go to an abortion clinic to get the pill. She could only find one clinic that was open that day and she had to haul ass to get there before they closed early for the holiday. I split the cost with her, she said it was 120 bucks if I remember correctly. She called me the next morning and said the pill was making her hornier than she had ever been in her life. I started to go hit it again, but I was so freaked already I didnt dare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post
    So dude, did you have a kid?
    Bumping thread from 06 , you noob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post
    So dude, did you have a kid?
    bro, this is like the 6th thread you've bumped from two years ago, stop bumping up threads, just warning you cause admin or big is gonna be on you pretty soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Bumping thread from 06 , you noob.
    Noob? I was here a year before you were. LOL


    Dude, there's a bunch of new people on here and I know none of them.

    What am I supposed to do? I feel lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    bro, this is like the 6th thread you've bumped from two years ago, stop bumping up threads, just warning you cause admin or big is gonna be on you pretty soon
    No, its the 3rd. I've been missing for a few years now. Just wondering what the outcome was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post


    Dude, there's a bunch of new people on here and I know none of them.

    What am I supposed to do? I feel lost.
    Hi, im phate, lets be friends, lol go whore it up in the postwhore threads, you'll meet lots of people

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post


    Dude, there's a bunch of new people on here and I know none of them.





    What am I supposed to do? I feel lost.
    Look at the last post date. Damn, now I feel like a dipshit for responding lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro29 View Post
    Look at the last post date. Damn, now I feel like a dipshit for responding lol.

    Yeah, you take the cake for that one. You were all serious and shit too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post
    Yeah, you take the cake for that one. You were all serious and shit too.
    Just coming off, I think my estrogen is high lol.

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    This would have never been a problem had she been on top... Tisk tisk LMAO

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