Thread: Love on the psych ward
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12-11-2006, 08:59 PM #1
Love on the psych ward
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a sound mind.
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?
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12-11-2006, 09:01 PM #2
I didnt see that coming.
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12-11-2006, 09:01 PM #3
Lol, nice one.
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12-11-2006, 09:02 PM #4Anabolic Member
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i love dark humour
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12-11-2006, 09:21 PM #5
Lmao.
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12-11-2006, 09:26 PM #6
haha
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12-11-2006, 09:30 PM #7
that was ****in sweet lol
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12-11-2006, 09:57 PM #8
holy shit that is good
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12-11-2006, 11:45 PM #92/3 Deca 1/3 Test
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Haha, not bad.
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12-12-2006, 12:39 AM #10
hahah good sh*t nark
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I dont get it
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12-12-2006, 12:53 AM #12
rofl..thats sum funny stuf
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12-12-2006, 01:35 AM #13
funny shit, also ive been gone for a couple weeks, goddam motherfvckin computer crashed so it got smashed, but dam you look a lot bigger nark, well done
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12-12-2006, 02:24 AM #14English Rudeboy
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So what happened, did they let her out? - Finish the story!
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12-12-2006, 04:51 AM #15
BWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
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12-12-2006, 05:03 AM #16
Now that is some funny chit
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12-12-2006, 05:43 AM #17
as they say love hurts.
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12-12-2006, 06:54 AM #18
lol that wasnt bad
and on a side note, i realize i havent really been here in a year or so at least, but **** you look bigger. nice work dude.
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12-12-2006, 07:08 AM #19Originally Posted by MuscleScience
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12-12-2006, 09:34 AM #20Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by MuscleScience
and not enough on studying
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12-12-2006, 09:55 AM #21
Good one
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12-12-2006, 06:07 PM #22
I woner how long she will have to stay for that
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12-14-2006, 07:55 AM #23
bump
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12-14-2006, 08:12 AM #24Banned
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lmao... useing this as the joke of the day for work...!
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12-17-2006, 06:29 AM #25
I love a good twist at the end
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12-17-2006, 07:08 AM #26
LOL..........Good one Nark.
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12-17-2006, 02:42 PM #27Banned
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Well wrong metal state, but still funny haha
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