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  1. 12-11-2006, 08:59 PM #1
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    Love on the psych ward

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
    the deep end.



    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.


    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.


    The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a sound mind.


    The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."



    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
    can I go home?
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  2. 12-11-2006, 09:01 PM #2
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    I didnt see that coming.
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  3. 12-11-2006, 09:01 PM #3
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    Lol, nice one.
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  4. 12-11-2006, 09:02 PM #4
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    i love dark humour
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  5. 12-11-2006, 09:21 PM #5
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    Lmao.
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  6. 12-11-2006, 09:26 PM #6
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  7. 12-11-2006, 09:30 PM #7
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    that was ****in sweet lol
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  8. 12-11-2006, 09:57 PM #8
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    holy shit that is good
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  9. 12-11-2006, 11:45 PM #9
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    Haha, not bad.
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  10. 12-12-2006, 12:39 AM #10
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    hahah good sh*t nark
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  11. 12-12-2006, 12:51 AM #11
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  12. 12-12-2006, 12:53 AM #12
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    rofl..thats sum funny stuf
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  13. 12-12-2006, 01:35 AM #13
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    funny shit, also ive been gone for a couple weeks, goddam motherfvckin computer crashed so it got smashed, but dam you look a lot bigger nark, well done
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  14. 12-12-2006, 02:24 AM #14
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    So what happened, did they let her out? - Finish the story!
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  15. 12-12-2006, 04:51 AM #15
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  16. 12-12-2006, 05:03 AM #16
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    Now that is some funny chit
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  17. 12-12-2006, 05:43 AM #17
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    as they say love hurts.
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  18. 12-12-2006, 06:54 AM #18
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    lol that wasnt bad
    and on a side note, i realize i havent really been here in a year or so at least, but **** you look bigger. nice work dude.
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  19. 12-12-2006, 07:08 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience
    I dont get it
    wow...
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  20. 12-12-2006, 09:34 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience
    I dont get it
    clearly you're focussing to much on making snow yellow

    and not enough on studying

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  21. 12-12-2006, 09:55 AM #21
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  22. 12-12-2006, 06:07 PM #22
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    I woner how long she will have to stay for that
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  23. 12-14-2006, 07:55 AM #23
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    bump
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  24. 12-14-2006, 08:12 AM #24
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    lmao... useing this as the joke of the day for work...!
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  25. 12-17-2006, 06:29 AM #25
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    I love a good twist at the end
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  26. 12-17-2006, 07:08 AM #26
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    LOL..........Good one Nark.
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  27. 12-17-2006, 02:42 PM #27
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    Well wrong metal state, but still funny haha
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