I need the serious laxative

**CoreyTampa09** · 12-17-2006, 09:05 AM

This is getting really annoying so im going to ask for some help. Anytime I eat something, whether it be small large fibrous or not I cant shit it out and I become very huge like my stomach pertrudes so far as If im pregnant. Mind you this is with anything, for insance, I just ate a 5 eggwhite omelette with some veggies and a cup of coffee and boom im disgustingly round and rotund and very uncomfortable. This feeling will last for about 5 hours until it goes down or until I eat again and usually ill just shit once at the end of the day. My diet has alot of water in it, veggies and I sometimes supplement with sugar free metamucil. My diet is very standard, lean meats, whole grain carbs and healthy fats. Ive tried super colon cleanse which bloats me even more for 2 days until I unload and then the process starts again. Ive tried ducolax...even a damn bottle of magnesium citrate to get a quick shit, even that doesnt help. SO ANYTHING PLEASE HELP!

**STYLE74** · 12-17-2006, 09:10 AM

Damn bro sorry you feel like this and i wish i could help you. I would suggest you go see a gastrointestinal doctor or something just to be on the safe side. Hope you feel better.

**CoreyTampa09** · 12-17-2006, 09:19 AM

Thanks for the concern. I mean ya just learn to deal with it thats all. Its just annoying that in a job where my image matters most I have to sometimes avoid eating right before work and limit my intake on break to mayeb a shake becuase I get so uncomfortable full from a chicken breast and a serving of brown rice. Once I shit though literally no joke I drop maybe 4-8 pounds depending on how big and how long ive waited. One time after eating a cheat meal of sushi and 2 days following without going and just my stomach being compressed I went from 211 to 202. It was crazy

**shwamin2004** · 12-17-2006, 10:06 AM

Black coffee in the morning on an empty stomach does the trick for me. That and sometimes i'll have some prune juice.

Personally I have to go every night after I work out and take my pro/dex shake.

**king6** · 12-17-2006, 10:16 AM

You might have a lot of crap stuck in you intestinal track, and colon. You could try a colonic, or a colon cleanse, that might help to keep you regular.

**Snrf** · 12-17-2006, 11:11 AM

Sorry to hear that, I go 2-3 times a day usually, though since I started putting dried fruit on my oatmeal its more like 4-5...

try that, dried apricots....make u fart alllllllllll day tho haha...

**rafael** · 12-17-2006, 11:27 AM

i eat pistacios.....nuts are best imo. get the unsalted ones.

**Tock** · 12-17-2006, 07:57 PM

Psyllium seed will fix that right up.

http://www.kroger.com/hn/Herb/Psyllium.htm

You can get it in powder form or in its unprocessed form, in "husks." What works best for me is 1 tablespoon stirred into 4 oz of orange juice, then slam it down. Once a day should do the trick. Twice a day for stubborn cases. Drink lots of water, too.

Better health food shops will have this stuff. Usually around $5 - $10 for a 1 lb bag, will last you several weeks.

**Panzerfaust** · 12-17-2006, 08:07 PM

You could have an impaction and that can kill you. I suggest you go to a Doctor ASAP.

I don't care what anyone say's, go to a Doctor.

Some of the basic fixes for your constipation would be

1. Drink Prune Juice
2. Take laxatives

You have exhausted those resources so get to a Doc

**CoreyTampa09** · 12-18-2006, 01:20 AM

Thanks guys for the help. But again heres another instance...I dueced this morning finally after breakfast. I ate lunch and had a large sushi dinner around 5. Its now 2am and still no signs of dueceage.

**shrpskn** · 12-18-2006, 04:30 AM

Get to the doc man...we can't give you an enema from here...

**CoreyTampa09** · 12-18-2006, 06:59 PM

haha....you said a funny.

**cfiler** · 12-18-2006, 10:04 PM

When I've gone in for acouple of colonoscopies, and they always suggest taking a bottle of fleet phosphate soda, and citracel 3000. Between the two of those, there is absolutely nothing in my bowels, so they can do a proper colonoscopy.

**zaggahamma** · 12-19-2006, 01:48 AM

Corey...doctor visit in order, huh?

**mousetraps** · 12-19-2006, 03:16 AM

colonics!

**CSAR** · 12-19-2006, 06:11 AM

Originally Posted by CoreyTampa09

Thanks guys for the help. But again heres another instance...I dueced this morning finally after breakfast. I ate lunch and had a large sushi dinner around 5. Its now 2am and still no signs of dueceage.

WTF is dueced/dueceage?!? Anyhow, take your constipated ass to the doc's office ASAP. It sounds like you've got some impaction or blockage.

RA · 12-19-2006, 06:25 AM

I think your full of shit

**Bigen12** · 12-19-2006, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

I think your full of shit

Exactly what I was thinking....

Go to the Doctor!

**CoreyTampa09** · 12-19-2006, 04:31 PM

Im literally full of shit....anyway you never heard the phrase, I gotta drop a duece past temnse dueced, duecag...whatever. Another seroious duece note...took a lil pooper from the sushi this morning. 6 ducolax 10 tums and a few cups oh metamucil im preying for the motherload to come outta me

**zaggahamma** · 12-19-2006, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by CoreyTampa09

Im literally full of shit....anyway you never heard the phrase, I gotta drop a duece past temnse dueced, duecag...whatever. Another seroious duece note...took a lil pooper from the sushi this morning. 6 ducolax 10 tums and a few cups oh metamucil im preying for the motherload to come outta me

sorry bro...only when women use massengil have i hear anything similar...hope you can become one of the regular gang soon

**CoreyTampa09** · 12-19-2006, 06:05 PM

Yah...I hope one day I can join the elite squad. How much do colonics run and are they usually covered by insurance?

**cfiler** · 12-19-2006, 06:13 PM

Try some OTC laxatives, x-lax, citracel 3000, phosphate soda, ect. while waiting to get into your doctor.

metamucel is more for maintaining regular movements, than correcting constipation.