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    Funny joke

    > >
    > > A boy's first time..
    > >
    > >
    > > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
    > >
    > > & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
    > >
    > > big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
    > >
    > > after dinner, she would like to go out & make love
    > >
    > > for the first time.
    > >
    > > Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
    > > before,
    > >
    > > so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
    > >
    > > some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time
    > > &
    > >
    > > the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
    > >
    > > He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms
    > > and
    > > sex.
    > >
    > > At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
    > >
    > > condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
    > >
    > > pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
    > >
    > > thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time &
    > > all.
    > >
    > > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
    > >
    > > house & meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
    > >
    > > so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
    > >
    > > The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table
    > >
    > > where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
    > >
    > > offers to say grace & bows his head.
    > >
    > > A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer,
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    > > with his head down.
    > >
    > > 10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.
    > >
    > > Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
    > >
    > > girlfriend leans over & whispers to the
    > >
    > > boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
    > >
    > > The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your
    > >
    > > father was a pharmacist."


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    bahahahahahha...thats good shit...

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