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Funny joke
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> > A boy's first time..
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> > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
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> > & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
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> > big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
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> > after dinner, she would like to go out & make love
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> > for the first time.
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> > Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
> > before,
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> > so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
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> > some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time
> > &
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> > the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
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> > He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms
> > and
> > sex.
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> > At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
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> > condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
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> > pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
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> > thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time &
> > all.
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> > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
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> > house & meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
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> > so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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> > The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table
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> > where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
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> > offers to say grace & bows his head.
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> > A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer,
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> > with his head down.
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> > 10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.
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> > Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
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> > girlfriend leans over & whispers to the
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> > boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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> > The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your
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> > father was a pharmacist."
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12-21-2006, 09:40 AM #2
bahahahahahha...thats good shit...
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12-21-2006, 09:42 AM #3
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12-21-2006, 12:54 PM #4
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