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  1. 12-29-2006, 09:46 PM #1
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    Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.


    He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.

    She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your
    infant size penis."





    Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they
    started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.


    She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"


    "Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.


    He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.

    She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your
    infant size penis."





    Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they
    started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.


    She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"


    "Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"


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  3. 12-29-2006, 09:53 PM #3
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    rofl


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    Quote Originally Posted by HORSE
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    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.


    He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.

    She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your
    infant size penis."





    Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they
    started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.


    She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"


    "Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"


    Is this a story about you?
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  11. 12-30-2006, 12:52 AM #11
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    that was a good one. lol
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  12. 12-30-2006, 01:38 AM #12
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    I think SAndy needs to check under the hood before she hops onto anything

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    jim needs to start doing porn
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  13. 12-30-2006, 04:56 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.


    He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.

    She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your
    infant size penis."





    Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they
    started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.


    She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"


    "Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"



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  14. 12-30-2006, 05:15 AM #14
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    Good start to the day that.

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  15. 12-30-2006, 06:50 AM #15
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    ROFL DUDE THAT WAS FUNNY
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  16. 12-30-2006, 12:23 PM #16
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  17. 12-30-2006, 12:27 PM #17
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    Top class that was fu*king funny m8
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