are these the average Americans?

[RA]

i think we should nuke australia for making fun of us

Environmentalists would be against it because we would wipe out a rare species of tick

[zodiac666]

whether they edited out smart people or not, the fact is that THIS MANY people ARE stupid! It's unbelievable! Take the ASVAB test for the military. I score a 96/99 no problem - even knowing nothing about mechanics or electronics. The minimum score to get into the Army is like a 31.... i've met 3 ppl recently who took the ASVAB and the one with the highest score got a 66. I CANNOT believe how stupid people can be. I'm beginning to think that Intelligence is truly a geneticaly inherited trait.

yea, it really is amazing how many dumb people there are, i got a 91 and i hadnt been to school in about 7 years when i took it. one of the guys in my unit took it 4 times before he got above a 31, although he got more hot women than just about anybody i know, must have felt sorry for him or something.

[zodiac666]

Environmentalists would be against it because we would wipe out a rare species of tick

[chest6]

Looks like a lot of editing


If someone truly did not know how many sides to a triangle they need to be imprisoned

[aadrenaline]

Looks like a lot of editing


If someone truly did not know how many sides to a triangle they need to be imprisoned

yeah it'd be different if they asked how manys sides does a hecatommyriagon have? but i mean everyone in the world other than the US knows how many sides a hecatommyriagon has. duh 1 million! lmao

but every1 should know that a decemyriagon has 100,000 edges and vertexes

::edit::
im drinking some beers dont mind me.

[J.S.N.]

he was educated *everywhere, died in princeton NJ.
Thank you for trying to sound smart. I and everyone else bows to you.

and it was the concept sherlock, not the detail. i could have picked a monkey to make my point. but if its another monkey trying to comprehend, than there is no point.. as in this case.

glad to see the public education system working so well in dirty jerz.

[RA]

glad to see the public education system working so well in dirty jerz.

I see it isnt working up in yo buttho

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Environmentalists would be against it because we would wipe out a rare species of tick

hahahaha that was by far the funniest thing Ive heard in awhile.
Thanks for making my day.

[aadrenaline]

I see it isnt working up in yo buttho

[Rye_guy]

i think we should nuke australia for making fun of us

its not just the aussies makin fun of the yankies man. to be honest, most of the world makes jokes about the United States. but then again, most of the world will also make jokes about other countries. hell, Im canadian, as far as you know, I live in an igloo with a pet beaver drinkin "ugh" molson canadian, and say eh every second word and that im well mannered and just sincearly a nice person...

wotever. who even cares... jokes are jokes and jokes are fvckin funny

[chest6]

its not just the aussies makin fun of the yankies man. to be honest, most of the world makes jokes about the United States. but then again, most of the world will also make jokes about other countries. hell, Im canadian, as far as you know, I live in an igloo with a pet beaver drinkin "ugh" molson canadian, and say eh every second word and that im well mannered and just sincearly a nice person...

wotever. who even cares... jokes are jokes and jokes are fvckin funny

I know you have an outdoor ice rink in your backyard and you play hockey every day..

its okay i live in texas and everyone thinks i ride a horse to school

[zodiac666]

I know you have an outdoor ice rink in your backyard and you play hockey every day..

its okay i live in texas and everyone thinks i ride a horse to school

you guys think you have it bad, im from WV. me and my sister are raising a family together up in the mountains, and we have all these little buck toothed inbred children running around eating raw squirrels and raping each other.

[aadrenaline]

you guys think you have it bad, im from WV. me and my sister are raising a family together up in the mountains, and we have all these little buck toothed inbred children running around eating raw squirrels and raping each other.

i knew west virgin was like that! and chest dont lie you do smoke marlboros on that horse with your cowboy hat and chaps to school with a big piece of grass that you chew on! hahaha woah i went off on a tangent

and yes im frum new yawk

[chest6]

lol ya sure do. Ive been asked so many times if..

1. I ride a horse to school
2. I live on a farm and milk cows daily

Im always like no dumbass i live in a suberb not the country..do you know what that is? No horses there

True, Texas has a lot of land where its just nothing but fields etc..but not ALL of it

[aadrenaline]

lol ya sure do. Ive been asked so many times if..

1. I ride a horse to school
2. I live on a farm and milk cows daily

Im always like no dumbass i live in a suberb not the country..do you know what that is? No horses there

True, Texas has a lot of land where its just nothing but fields etc..but not ALL of it

[Flagg]

its not just the aussies makin fun of the yankies man. to be honest, most of the world makes jokes about the United States. but then again, most of the world will also make jokes about other countries. hell, Im canadian, as far as you know, I live in an igloo with a pet beaver drinkin "ugh" molson canadian, and say eh every second word and that im well mannered and just sincearly a nice person...

wotever. who even cares... jokes are jokes and jokes are fvckin funny

Well said. SOme of you Americans are taking this thread a lil too personally. It's just a light hearted joke, no need to get uber patriotic. Honestly, the whole world is not jealous of AMerica...get over it. Christ people think we all have terrible teeth over here, drink tea with a pinky finger extended and go to work floating through the air holding an umbrella.

[aadrenaline]

Well said. SOme of you Americans are taking this thread a lil too personally. It's just a light hearted joke, no need to get uber patriotic. Honestly, the whole world is not jealous of AMerica...get over it. Christ people think we all have terrible teeth over here, drink tea with a pinky finger extended and go to work floating through the air holding an umbrella.

oh **** thats not true? i was sure mary popins was real!

no i dont care about the thread there was one comment that came off to me and it wasnt a joke he was making a statement. otherwise idc

[J.S.N.]

I see it isnt working up in yo buttho

that makes perfect sense, considering i layed down a bunch of facts and he never addressed them, not to mention you get owned in every political thread you stick your nose in.

[Ufa]

Reminds me of Jay Leno's "Street Walking" people act dumb to
be on camer. No body is that stupid.

[Andorious]

Reminds me of Jay Leno's "Street Walking" people act dumb to
be on camer. No body is that stupid.

I actually do think that some people are that dumb, but you cold make that video in any country.

and some people were trying to make the argument that "oh even if (insert random %) people could think that, it says something." your forgetting the fact that no one has ANY idea how many people he interviewed. He could have gone to thousands of people before coming upon these answers. How many people were in that video? 25? isnt there like 300 million people in the US? it was definitely funny but it doesnt actually say anything about the states in general

[RA]

that makes perfect sense, considering i layed down a bunch of facts and he never addressed them, not to mention you get owned in every political thread you stick your nose in.

Probably because, just like your political posts, it was useless babble