Stupid Girls and naked old men.

[SVTMuscle*]

I went out with this chick the other night, and we stopped by Starbucks which is in a Barnes N Nobles and as we were walking there, she saw all the muscle mag's, and saw the cover of MD with the picture of Marcus Ruhl, and says "Ewww are you gonna look like that!?" I just replied with "Yeah probably in about 4 more weeks.." she was all worried in digust
Then she says "Omg does he take steroids !?"
I just say "no, im sure he just does alot of pushup"


And
What is up with old guys loving to be naked in the locker room! This morning this old guy gets naked just to be naked! did some stretches and laps around the lockers or something before getting in the shower!! wtf no one wants to see your hairy loose skinned ass!

[RuhlFreak55]

for the record.....Marcus Ruhl rules........and girls on the whole are stupid

and old men everywhere seem to think it's ok to be naked in the locker room indefinately

[Johny-too-small]

The worst is when you find yourself forced to see an old fat guy's butt that has been shaped by the seat he sits in all day.

[perfectbeast2001]

throw the stupid girl in the locker room with annoying old naked guy then lock the door. Job done.

[armbar83]

is it just me or do all the old naked guys bend over and put there socks on before any other article of clothing??? socks should be last, mostly so you don't share your starfish with everyone.

[SVTMuscle*]

throw the stupid girl in the locker room with annoying old naked guy then lock the door. Job done.

That would be a win win

[Z12]

is it just me or do all the old naked guys bend over and put there socks on before any other article of clothing??? socks should be last, mostly so you don't share your starfish with everyone.

Starfish! Hahaha

[EcToMoRpHiAn]

Starfish! Hahaha

How slow does it make me if I don't get this?

[Timm1704]

How slow does it make me if I don't get this?

slower than a lazy slug that has asthma, and is drunk, and stoned... oh and is on an IV drip after an operation to remove its speed gland. pretty slow really. hehehe

my advice to you (SVT) is, deliberately and precisely, kick her in the vagina. right in the bone, with your big toe, whilst not wearing shoes or socks, as the impact, i do believe, will be just beautiful. if i was woman, and who knows, maybe one day i will be, i definately wouldnt want that to happen to my vagina, and would never be such an ignorant bitch again.

as for the old men, if you cant beat em, join em. get your dick out lad, and declare loudly "I AM NAKED" whilst making little pitter-patter noises with your sweaty feet on the tiled floor, and forcing everyone to look at your testicles. dont be ashamed that yours are not as low-hanging and saggy as theirs, but they will be, with time

[SVTMuscle*]

slower than a lazy slug that has asthma, and is drunk, and stoned. pretty slow really. hehehe

my advice to you (SVT) is, deliberately and precisely, kick her in the vagina. right in the bone, with your big toe, whilst not wearing shoes or socks, as the impact, i do believe, will be just beautiful. if i was woman, and who knows, maybe one day i will be, i definately wouldnt want that to happen, and would never be such an ignorant bitch again.

as for the old men, if you cant beat em, join em. get your dick out lad, and declare loudly "I AM NAKED"

great post I will try that cooch kick later

[Timm1704]

goddamit he missed my editing, which i feel made my post much more eloquent

[SVTMuscle*]

hehe i will take pride in my youthful privates dont worry!

[aadrenaline]

slower than a lazy slug that has asthma, and is drunk, and stoned... oh and is on an IV drip after an operation to remove its speed gland. pretty slow really. hehehe

my advice to you (SVT) is, deliberately and precisely, kick her in the vagina. right in the bone, with your big toe, whilst not wearing shoes or socks, as the impact, i do believe, will be just beautiful. if i was woman, and who knows, maybe one day i will be, i definately wouldnt want that to happen to my vagina, and would never be such an ignorant bitch again.

as for the old men, if you cant beat em, join em. get your dick out lad, and declare loudly "I AM NAKED" whilst making little pitter-patter noises with your sweaty feet on the tiled floor, and forcing everyone to look at your testicles. dont be ashamed that yours are not as low-hanging and saggy as theirs, but they will be, with time

i just choked on my food while reading that post. hahaha right in the bone.

yes old man ive noticed everywhere are always naked and tehy congrigate and converse about things and their daily lifes butt naked with just socks on..i dont get it either. see i live by the beach also and in the showers its the same 35 butt naked old men have a good ol time cleaning themselves naked together..ugh

[aadrenaline]

oh yeah and ruhl looks like an animal on that cover

[ect0m0rph]

Old guys getting naked in the gym, lol, Me and my brother were at the gym changing and I go to take a leak, and it smells awful, someone was taking a serious dump. I hear the door unlock so I turn around to see who could make a smell like this and an old dude comes charging out naked. Who takes a dump naked on a public toilet. I thought it was so wierd.

[mister.fantastic]

Old guys getting naked in the gym, lol, Me and my brother were at the gym changing and I go to take a leak, and it smells awful, someone was taking a serious dump. I hear the door unlock so I turn around to see who could make a smell like this and an old dude comes charging out naked. Who takes a dump naked on a public toilet. I thought it was so wierd.

LOL...

[J.S.N.]

ruhl does look like a chernobyl accident but i do feel you on the old guys. i think it's weird mixture of exhibitionism and being too old to care about what anyone thinks.

[Red Ketchup]

What is up with old guys loving to be naked in the locker room!

Put that up in the locker room



Red

[SVTMuscle*]

ahhh haha thats great

[JC.1987]

in my old gym, the shower was just a huge room, and all the old men used to just sit there and soap their balls for like 30 minuites

[UpstateTank]

shit when i saw the title, i thougth it was gonna be about a porno you saw svt

[SVTMuscle*]

Im sure if you go to pornotube you'll find alot of vid's with that keyword haha

[RuhlFreak55]

ruhl does look like a chernobyl accident but i do feel you on the old guys. i think it's weird mixture of exhibitionism and being too old to care about what anyone thinks.

Ruhl is the mother****in man1!!!!! got it???

[cfiler]

Put that up in the locker room



Red

OMG! I nearly cried I was laughing so hard at that pic.

That's awesome. I'm gonna print it, and hang it in my gym.

[cfiler]

BTW.

Both naked old men, and stupid girls suck.

[Snrf]

hahaha, i just had a brilliant stupid girl story.

a friend of mine just told me Cod wasn't a fish. Apparently it just stands for Catch Of the Day! Ahahahaha! girls are so dumb sometimes, she was adamant it wasn't a fish!