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    nathan!

    i finally wandered into your AR chat area - where's the mayo??

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    what the fuuuuuuc are you talking about

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    Re: nathan!

    Originally posted by smallmovesal
    i finally wandered into your AR chat area - where's the mayo??
    Check the diet section

    Welcome to AR smallīs.

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    damn it smalls....nathan didn't know about the secret chat area! We don't want him in our secret areas because....well it's Nathan, who would want to chat with Nathan? And now you told him....thanks a lot.

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    i'm nathans auntie-momma

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    Originally posted by smallmovesal
    i'm nathans auntie-momma
    You poor poor woman.

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    Originally posted by RON


    You poor poor woman.
    stop talking smack about my boyfriend! son, come over here and i'll give you a "hug"

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    smalls why are you yelling?

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    list me

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    Smalls, did you say "boyfriend"???? - but that would mean that Nathan is of the male gender ....and as yet that hasnt been reliably determined (probably due to lack of volunteers)

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    how about personfriend?

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    that could still be construed as equating him with being human - better just to go with "friend"

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    lol. I've read his posts on other boards, and his origins could be called into question. Maybe he's an alien. That would shatter the myth of "intelligent" life on other planets.

    j/k with you alien Nathan.

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    Hey Smalls! Glad to have you here. You will always be welcome here in my book. I think banning you was wrong and just plain mean. Not sure if you can see the chat board over on Elite but pretty much everyone agrees. People are getting sick of all the "smalls" threads if that's even possible.

    And to all of you who took this opportunity to mock me, I hope you get torn asunder (I finally got to use the word 'asunder' ) by an overly large lesbian sporting 16 different genital piercings. That's right, I said 16.

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    I for one am glad to see smalls still around, fuck elite! and who ever else doesn't like her.


    By the way I really like how I couldn't defend myself on the other thread..I will let that speak for itself...bouncer.

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    he'll always be my special boy

    here is our loving family.

    my lil nathan, me, and nature boy (and his other head who ignores me and spits like a llama so i never named it).



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    I have to hand it to you, you have the most ferocious mullet of us all. Keep up the good work.

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    remember that time when we had our helper monkey chico dye my mullet blonde and he left in the bleach too long? i was so mad - he had to change his own diapers that week!

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    monkey hate mullets

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    If I recall correctly we learned a valuable lesson that week: Monkeys cannot chane their own diapers.

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    Originally posted by Nathan
    If I recall correctly we learned a valuable lesson that week: Monkeys cannot chane their own diapers.
    no, but he *did* chain his diaper to your bedpost. i would have taken it off, but i thought it might help potty train you and nature boy.

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    Originally posted by smallmovesal


    no, but he *did* chain his diaper to your bedpost. i would have taken it off, but i thought it might help potty train you and nature boy.
    Yeah. We showed you though...didn't work even a little bit.

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    and when you boys start filling up this chart i'll give you some scratch n sniff stickers and a trip to chucky cheese.


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    Oh man, I'd do anything to go to Chucky Cheese. Are they still around? Weeeeee. Alright, it's a deal.

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    smallmovesal, your even weirder then nathan

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    Originally posted by palme
    smallmovesal, your even weirder then nathan
    why *thank you*

    Nathan, a man who called himself You-Know-Who just invited you to
    a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what.

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    I wasnt sure that the title of "wierder than Nathan" could ever be achieved but it does look like a match made in heaven (or that other place, depending on how you look at it)

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    lol... ok now riddle me this:

    why can't i see my cool new signature?
    I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined.

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    heh smalls made the journey

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    Originally posted by smallmovesal


    why *thank you*

    Nathan, a man who called himself You-Know-Who just invited you to
    a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what.
    I hate to blow the whole "club code" thing we've got going but I actually have no idea what you are talking about and I'm relatively certain the problem could very well be that we forgot to sit down and establish a code. If we actually did do that, then my bad but I have forgotten it. Does anybody like pork?

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    Originally posted by Nathan
    Does anybody like pork?
    I like sausage ...

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    Originally posted by skid
    I like sausage ...
    I got a sausage...

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    so does my bf

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    Hey big spender, dig this blender, Rainbow suspenders!
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    Originally posted by smallmovesal
    Hey big spender, dig this blender, Rainbow suspenders!
    But I don't own a blender smalls!?!?!? I'm covered on the rainbow suspenders front though fortunately. How have you been wasting time that could be spent working not being on Elite? Stirring up trouble all over the place no doubt?

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    Originally posted by Nathan


    But I don't own a blender smalls!?!?!? I'm covered on the rainbow suspenders front though fortunately. How have you been wasting time that could be spent working not being on Elite? Stirring up trouble all over the place no doubt?

    remember, do not stick any part of your body out the window. We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction.
    I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined.

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    Originally posted by smallmovesal



    remember, do not stick any part of your body out the window. We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction.
    Yes, that's correct. Poor bastard. Let's not forget about the boy who forcibly inserted his penis into the business end of a vacuum cleaner and had it ripped clean off at the base. I wouldn't do that again if I could.

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    Originally posted by Nathan


    Yes, that's correct. Poor bastard. Let's not forget about the boy who forcibly inserted his penis into the business end of a vacuum cleaner and had it ripped clean off at the base. I wouldn't do that again if I could.


    What about the guy that was making french fryes and his girl thought it was a good idea to give him a bj...he started moving so hard he spilled hot oil on her head and she literaly ate ate his penis for lunch...

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