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    wow.... that's a really nice problem!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    How do you know she was clean before you staring banging her ? Your really think you were the first ? This whole thread is hypocracy on a grand scale. Most of you would bang anything that bent over in front of you, but if a girl is forward like the cousin in anyway she is a ho ?
    It's not hard to tell a "nice girl" from a filthy dirty ho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    It's not hard to tell a "nice girl" from a filthy dirty ho.
    Yes just like its not hard to tell a "nice guy" from a filthy dirty ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    How do you know she was clean before you staring banging her ? Your really think you were the first ? This whole thread is hypocracy on a grand scale. Most of you would bang anything that bent over in front of you, but if a girl is forward like the cousin in anyway she is a ho ?

    Kale is wise beyond his years

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    I guess there is a double standard but that is how it's always been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    I guess there is a double standard but that is how it's always been.
    And that pisses me off and is exactly why I am posting here. I am no Woman's Liberationist but when it comes to this kind of double standard I cant help myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMAN12B




    shucks...the smiley for "stick it in her pooper" isn't there anymore, BUT

    STICK IT IN HER POOPER !!!!


    HAHHAHAHHAAHAHHHA!!!!!!!

    But seriously, what kind of Ho carries around KY????

    Thats some shit...ahh well... i woulda done it... then been like.. "hunnie...your cousin asked me to hit it, and i didn't and now she is going to bitch to you so you leave me in hopes i go running to her"

    then get sad...

    and if she gets pissed at you, well then she probably would have even if you were telling the truth, atleast now you ****ed the dirty cousin... 10 POINTS!!!

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    [QUOTE=IIIIIIIIIIII]HAHHAHAHHAAHAHHHA!!!!!!!

    But seriously, what kind of Ho carries around KY????

    QUOTE]

    My X girlfriend used to carry around KY, vaseline and whatever else she could find to grease up the stallion. She was a freak but in the end she turned out to be exactly that, a Ho Damn shame too I liked sex with that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    How do you know she was clean before you staring banging her ? Your really think you were the first ? This whole thread is hypocracy on a grand scale. Most of you would bang anything that bent over in front of you, but if a girl is forward like the cousin in anyway she is a ho ?
    Typically if a girl that you've never met before offers you to fvck her in the ass, its a sign shes not so clean.

    I know I havent ever gone up to girls I dont know and asked them fvck them in the ass. Therefore-IMO shes a ho. Or at least how he puts the story it sure sounds like it.

    Now, as for his gf...I dunno..just speaking about her cousin

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Typically if a girl that you've never met before offers you to fvck her in the ass, its a sign shes not so clean.

    I know I havent ever gone up to girls I dont know and asked them fvck them in the ass. Therefore-IMO shes a ho. Or at least how he puts the story it sure sounds like it.

    Now, as for his gf...I dunno..just speaking about her cousin
    X girlfriend as of 5 minutes ago... we now have trust issues LMAO **** her and her cousin!!

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    whaaaaaat

    What happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    whaaaaaat

    What happened?
    I told her earlier today and it seems I should have called and told her the second it happened. I broke it off, I'm tired of nonsense with these crazy ass women.

    For future refrence Bro's... Loose lips sink ships

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    lol wtf..crazy women

    its her damn cousin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    I'm over at my girls a few days ago hanging out when she gets called in to work for a few hours to cover a shift. To make a long story short her cousin was over and we both stayed while she went to work. The cousin tells me that my lady has been talking to her about what I have been trying to talk her into doing for the last few months but she won't even try it!! The cousin then tells me how she loves to do this certain thing and we should get it on! she won't tell if I don't. I took a pass since cheating is not my thing but what do I do now? pretend it never happened? or should I tell the old lady?

    shit she might read this herself since she checks my posts on here from time to time....


    dude...cumon man.. u that naive? They are playing you. She obviously feels insecure that you want to do whatever with her and that she's not wild enough or seomthing. So she is worried you are gonna cheat or something w/ some one who is more open minded. So she sends the cousin to hit on you ... you don't take a pass you get a slap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    dude...cumon man.. u that naive? They are playing you. She obviously feels insecure that you want to do whatever with her and that she's not wild enough or seomthing. So she is worried you are gonna cheat or something w/ some one who is more open minded. So she sends the cousin to hit on you ... you don't take a pass you get a slap.
    I've been through a test or two in the past and this wasn't one of them. I see where you are coming from though..I guess you would have to know the players involved to see it as I do. Anyway, doesn't matter anymore. I just hope she doesn't try to hold my GH stash hostage

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    ok... now you quit right? Time ti give the cousin a manly lesson....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    How do you know she was clean before you staring banging her ? Your really think you were the first ? This whole thread is hypocracy on a grand scale. Most of you would bang anything that bent over in front of you, but if a girl is forward like the cousin in anyway she is a ho ?
    DING!. That girl is prob mad infected.

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    three way...

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
    You should tell her. Keeping that a secret might only bite you in the ass.

    Also of your lady is the girl in your avy, I don't blame you for not wanting to cheat.
    U find dogs attractive, ur NASTY

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    I bet she isn't even mad at her cousin, Stupid ass women anyway, her cousin wants you to rail her in the pooper and said no, now its your fault and you can't be trusted. Sounds like you were screwed either way, knowing what you do now do you wish you woulda hit it in the brown eye???

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinyguy2
    hahahaha you blew it you could have banged her in the butt. you didnt and now you aint got shit. this is why when any poon or ass is offered you go for it. relationships are for suckers and ugly people
    With that logic you are either a little kid or a total ****in idiot..your choice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    I told her earlier today and it seems I should have called and told her the second it happened. I broke it off, I'm tired of nonsense with these crazy ass women.

    For future refrence Bro's... Loose lips sink ships
    shoulda hit it while u could.ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinyguy2
    hahahaha you blew it you could have banged her in the butt. you didnt and now you aint got shit. this is why when any poon or ass is offered you go for it. relationships are for suckers and ugly people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    With that logic you are either a little kid or a total ****in idiot..your choice
    i am 21. sorry i don't belive in being faithful or having a relationship. i have had many long ones and their nothing but a pain in the ass( look at yours for example) The whole reason men are alive is to get as much action from as many women as possible. don't put me down becuase of your own stupidity. I love anal sex and would never turn it down.

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    It's all good today, the cousin is on the outs and I get an extra kit of GH for being such a wonderful boyfriend.

    I should have let her sweat it out some but screw the games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinyguy2
    i am 21. sorry i don't belive in being faithful or having a relationship. i have had many long ones and their nothing but a pain in the ass( look at yours for example) The whole reason men are alive is to get as much action from as many women as possible. don't put me down becuase of your own stupidity. I love anal sex and would never turn it down.
    I bet you do love anal sex, taking it in the ass. Now stay the hell out of my threads you little stooge!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinyguy2
    yeah your dads big dick feel nice in my butt.....yummy yummy your dads cum in my tummy
    wow you are very homosexual

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    It's all good today, the cousin is on the outs and I get an extra kit of GH for being such a wonderful boyfriend.

    I should have let her sweat it out some but screw the games.
    so you guys broke up and got back together? I love happy endings ...**** her stank-ass ho-ass cousin (not literally)

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    Quote Originally Posted by IIIIIIIIIIII
    But seriously, what kind of Ho carries around KY????
    I guess the same kind of person that carries a condom on them

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    I guess the same kind of person that carries a condom on them
    different.

    thats like pooling people who carry around a pocket knife with people who carry around guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by briancb1
    different.

    thats like pooling people who carry around a pocket knife with people who carry around guns.
    I don't get your analogy.

    Some girls need ky for regular sex every time. Just like a condom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    It's all good today, the cousin is on the outs and I get an extra kit of GH for being such a wonderful boyfriend.

    I should have let her sweat it out some but screw the games.
    Seems like things went well, but i wonder what your GF is going to do to her cousin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    I don't get your analogy.

    Some girls need ky for regular sex every time. Just like a condom.
    I totally get his analogy... you take a pocket knife just in case someone picks a fight with, you take a gun if you KNOW someone is gonna fight you and you want to go for the kill.

    You take a condom just in case you have sex, you take lube if you KNOW you're gonna have sex and you want to get dirty.

    I have NEVER met a girl who needed lube, EVER. If you do your job right and turn her on and you aren't selfish in bed, then she should have no problem getting wet.

    The only females I've heard of who couldn't get wet either:
    A. Had Cancer
    B. Had SERIOUS emotional problems (in which case you shouldn't be ****ing them anyway)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    I totally get his analogy... you take a pocket knife just in case someone picks a fight with, you take a gun if you KNOW someone is gonna fight you and you want to go for the kill.

    You take a condom just in case you have sex, you take lube if you KNOW you're gonna have sex and you want to get dirty.

    I have NEVER met a girl who needed lube, EVER. If you do your job right and turn her on and you aren't selfish in bed, then she should have no problem getting wet.

    The only females I've heard of who couldn't get wet either:
    A. Had Cancer
    B. Had SERIOUS emotional problems (in which case you shouldn't be ****ing them anyway)
    Don't forget post-op transexuals, they can't get wet either (for obvious reasons) so if a girl ever says she can't get wet check several things

    1) Does she have a beard? this is a big clue
    2) Does she have giant manhands?
    3) Does she have an adams apple?

    any of these 3 things and run a mile, unless you're Style74 in which case

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    Don't forget post-op transexuals, they can't get wet either (for obvious reasons) so if a girl ever says she can't get wet check several things

    1) Does she have a beard? this is a big clue
    2) Does she have giant manhands?
    3) Does she have an adams apple?

    any of these 3 things and run a mile, unless you're Style74 in which case

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    you never know when you may need a raincheck....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    Don't forget post-op transexuals, they can't get wet either (for obvious reasons) so if a girl ever says she can't get wet check several things

    1) Does she have a beard? this is a big clue
    2) Does she have giant manhands?
    3) Does she have an adams apple?


    any of these 3 things and run a mile, unless you're Style74 in which case
    HAHAHAHA

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    so you are back with her? i can't keep up.

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    I thought he was in and the cousin is out now. Not unless it turned again.
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