how to win friends in the gym (NOT)

**fenceguy** · 02-22-2007, 07:09 AM

Have to share this story with yall. Was in the gym last night doing chest and back and theres been this young kid coming in couple times a week asking the typical newbie questions, how do you get big, i'm doing this, i'm doing that. etc. etc. yall know how it is.

he's doing flat bench and asks if I can give him a spot. so I say sure no problem. i've been in there about an hour, almost done,and i am sweating pretty good (that bit is important)

so I get behind the bench, give him a lift off. he squeezes out 3 with 185lbs starts to struggle on the fourth, so I lean over to help him through.

As I llean over this Big Drop of sweat rolls off my face and straight into his eye. BULLS EYE!!!!

I'm fricking lau***ng my head off and trying to apologize. Pick the weight up for him cause he's a little distracted. Man I Couldn't do that again if I tried. Especially cause the kid had glasses on.

needless to say. he didn't ask me for another spot.

**K.Biz** · 02-22-2007, 07:15 AM

lol

thats awsome

**Chemical King** · 02-22-2007, 07:15 AM

lmoa. thats funny shit

**STYLE74** · 02-22-2007, 07:15 AM

ROTFLMAO.......................

**ebjack** · 02-22-2007, 07:47 AM

obviously, he didn't swallow and it went in his eye

**The Legend** · 02-22-2007, 08:01 AM

hah now thats funny

**Schmidty** · 02-22-2007, 10:45 AM

thats funny

***JDMSilviaSpecR*** · 02-22-2007, 11:13 AM

That's almost as bad as my armpit sweat rolling onto my friends dome on a spot.

**ILuvTestEn** · 02-22-2007, 11:38 AM

did the kid say anything after you dripped on him?

***Doc.Sust*** · 02-22-2007, 12:00 PM

what was his response?

**PROTEINSHAKE** · 02-22-2007, 12:04 PM

I accidentally spit on my workout partner while doing hammer strength incline presses....he was in front of me spotting & on my last rep in the process of breathing out I let some spit go right on his shirt....

**Johny-too-small** · 02-22-2007, 12:09 PM

I was spotting my buddy on the bench and during the set his arms gave out. I had to quickly bend over to pick up the bar off his chest. As I did, I let out this huge fart. I couldnt stop lau***ng and had a hard time helping him get the bar back up.

***Doc.Sust*** · 02-22-2007, 12:13 PM

farts happen, my frined was squating, he ripped his boxer and farted at the same time! i almost died from lau***ng so hard

**STYLE74** · 02-22-2007, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

I was spotting my buddy on the bench and during the set his arms gave out. I had to quickly bend over to pick up the bar off his chest. As I did, I let out this huge fart. I couldnt stop lau***ng and had a hard time helping him get the bar back up.

Damn that and doc's story are funny....

**stuball** · 02-22-2007, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by getnjakked

I accidentally spit on my workout partner while doing hammer strength incline presses....he was in front of me spotting & on my last rep in the process of breathing out I let some spit go right on his shirt....

Now thats f'n funny !!!!

**stuball** · 02-22-2007, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

I was spotting my buddy on the bench and during the set his arms gave out. I had to quickly bend over to pick up the bar off his chest. As I did, I let out this huge fart. I couldnt stop lau***ng and had a hard time helping him get the bar back up.

Ok, stop im f'n dyin !!!!!

**Shane35aa** · 02-22-2007, 01:41 PM

Remind sbout this later..In case I ever forget and ask one of you all to spot me. Damn at least smith machine don't drip sweat, fart or spit on ya.

**Fordfan01** · 02-22-2007, 03:14 PM

Holy hell i havent laughed so hard in weeks

**chest6** · 02-22-2007, 03:16 PM

rofl that happened to me in football senior year

I was liftin and my friend leaned forward to give me a lil tap to get the weight up and i big drop of sweat hit me and i dropped it

he was lau***n the whole rest of the day

**pwerfll1** · 02-22-2007, 03:32 PM

i was was doing seated db tricep ext 2handed i allready felt like shit,[sick] on like my last rep or so strugglin i hawk a lungy right on the mirror right in front of about 10 people

**ect0m0rph** · 02-22-2007, 03:47 PM

lol those stories are hilarious. One time a buddy of mine was squatting and as he was exurting he let out a huge fart, he could not stop lau***ng, didnt get through the set.

**duramaxedge** · 02-22-2007, 03:50 PM

maybe im an asshole.. But I thought it was funny he just 'happened' to be wearing glasses.. give you the mental picture of a skrawny kid from high school you picked on

**wascaptain5214** · 02-22-2007, 03:52 PM

i swang for the fence in a adult slow pitch softball game....a swing.... a miss...... and a big fart......

**stuball** · 02-22-2007, 03:57 PM

Maybe some of the older guys can identify with me but it seems that when you hit a certain age farts come pretty often, like when you sneeze, thats always pleasent in a crowded room, and we act like nobody ever hears it.. In a couple of years im gonna need a diaper in the gym !!!

**bigdog81** · 02-22-2007, 07:38 PM

thats classic....lol

**Terinox** · 02-22-2007, 10:38 PM

The sweat thing must be hard though, I mean that would burn like crazy too I imagine, big distraction!

**Schmidty** · 02-23-2007, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by Doc.Sust

farts happen, my frined was squating, he ripped his boxer and farted at the same time! i almost died from lau***ng so hard

Story of my life.LOL

**Kale** · 02-23-2007, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by stuball

Maybe some of the older guys can identify with me but it seems that when you hit a certain age farts come pretty often, like when you sneeze, thats always pleasent in a crowded room, and we act like nobody ever hears it.. In a couple of years im gonna need a diaper in the gym !!!

I can relate. Happens to me when I am teeing off with the driver at Golf sometimes, I rip the ball and rip a fart at the same time

**stuball** · 02-23-2007, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Kale

I can relate. Happens to me when I am teeing off with the driver at Golf sometimes, I rip the ball and rip a fart at the same time

I had a feeling you would reply, it also happens when i start yelling, i guess to much pressure !!! This is funny shit !!!

**fenceguy** · 02-23-2007, 11:57 AM

the worst is when chick is going down on you and you can feel the pressure building at both ends. can't blow your load cause you know your going to blow out your ass at the same time.