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    Are you on steroids?

    SWEET!

    My friend just asked if I was on Steroids . I said no and then 2 others chimed in all saying I'd got a lot bigger and I said "No, I just had a haircut and I'm wearing a new shirt" rofl, they all fell for it.

    Man normal people are so dumb, yeah a haircut and a new tshirt makes me look like I gained 20lbs in 4 weeks. Retards rofl.


    Ah, nice feeling to be asked though, at least I know they're working :-)

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    Weird thing...everytime I start wearing big shirts...I must look bigger to people.I swear everytime I get asked im wearing a huge shirt

    bah

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    yeah, but you add 20lbs to a twig and its bound to look bigger.

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    are you on steroids

    yes!

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    I put on 20lbs every time i get my hair cutt to..LOL

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    I shave my head twice a week so I must look over 300lbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILuvTestEn
    I shave my head twice a week so I must look over 300lbs
    If u buy a new shirt youll get even biggeer

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    Gotta love that accusation. god forbid someone works out and weighs over 160 lbs!

    (and i'm gonna start competing with you from sluts I know on Facebook for avys snf)

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    Well looks like im getting a haircut and buying a new shirt, because the test hasn't kicked in. So if im not getting bigger, atleast everyone will think so

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    Gotta love that accusation. god forbid someone works out and weighs over 160 lbs!

    (and i'm gonna start competing with you from sluts I know on Facebook for avys snf)
    rofl thats sad. i should do it too but i feel too stalkerish

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    get sum new undies it will make your dick look bigger lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    rofl thats sad. i should do it too but i feel too stalkerish
    It's ok I only hardly know 1 of them

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    i know we've gone over this

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    Gotta love that accusation. god forbid someone works out and weighs over 160 lbs!

    (and i'm gonna start competing with you from sluts I know on Facebook for avys snf)

    I am actually on steroids though, 20lbs in 4 weeks....gotta love Dbol

    and yeah go for it, I have a whole folder full of young girls in their underwear

    Oh yeah Donnie, go drink some beer and smoke some fags you dweeb

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebjack
    are you on steroids
    No. But I DID stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

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    What are steroids ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    I am actually on steroids though, 20lbs in 4 weeks....gotta love Dbol

    and yeah go for it, I have a whole folder full of young girls in their underwear

    Oh yeah Donnie, go drink some beer and smoke some fags you dweeb


    arent you a little young for steroids . 20yrs old

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    I used to get that question when I was younger. But now I guess all my family and friends are just used to seeing look like that

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    i'm 22 next month donnie....go draw a house

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    i'm 22 next month donnie....go draw a house
    "Go draw a house"

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    Screw the gym, where's the nearest barbers at?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnaX
    No. But I DID stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
    No but i just saved a ton of money on my car insurance

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    "Go draw a house"
    its because im an architect.

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    no..i think roids are the devil and should be destroyed in a fire with all the money in the world also..

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    Quote Originally Posted by donniebrasco
    its because im an architect.
    oh. that just took all the humor out of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    If u buy a new shirt youll get even biggeer

    We should start tellin newbs this. no need to cycle, just buy a new shirt and gett a haircut and BOOM 20 pounds

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    and some wash off tattoos

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    Since I shaved my head everyone thinks I am HUGE.......



















    Has nothing to do with going from 230 to 255 in less than a month!!!.....lolol

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    turtles grow to their environment.

    You keep a turtle in a small tank, the turtle stays small. you get a bigger tank, the turtle gets bigger.

    Tank = New Shirt.
    I= Turtle
    So, if I get a bigger shirt.... then I.... will get bigger TOO!

    Gee Wiz Batman! Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMAN12B
    Since I shaved my head everyone thinks I am HUGE.......
    Has nothing to do with going from 230 to 255 in less than a month!!!.....lolol
    Yeah but you got fugly at the same time Uncle Fester

    Quote Originally Posted by donniebrasco
    its because im an architect.
    yeah so u keep pretending

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    I can see getting mad when "outsiders" ask that question, it's like they are implying that that's all it takes to get big At the same time if you are really big and cut you are probably taking something so who knows

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    nah man i was happy when they asked, means im finally lookin big big.

    i just thought it was amusing that they all accepted my saying "nah i just had a haircut and its a new tshirt" as a reasonable explanation for the sudden appearance of 20lbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    nah man i was happy when they asked, means im finally lookin big big.

    i just thought it was amusing that they all accepted my saying "nah i just had a haircut and its a new tshirt" as a reasonable explanation for the sudden appearance of 20lbs
    that is rather comical.

    i myself love being asked if im on, atleast you know your getting somewhere.

    i have felt small as hell lately, and my friends/afew work mates just love to tell me im losing weight, even when im not. but, went into a garage today and the girl behind the counter said "are you a bodybuilder, by any chance" and then laughed, i knew id still got it... it never left meh! oooofff



    hey, when i was in the garage, i was wearing a big shirt! coincidence?

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    it wasn't a big shirt, just a new one....Chest is the one who said big shirt not me...

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    This is how it went down.

    Snrf's friend : Are you on steroids ?

    Snrf : Why do you ask?

    Snrf's friend: Because you have bitch tits and your hair is falling out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
    This is how it went down.

    Snrf's friend : Are you on steroids ?

    Snrf : Why do you ask?

    Snrf's friend: Because you have bitch tits and your hair is falling out.


    hey hey, quit owning the king of ownage....when things like that happen it ****s with the space-time continuum and we could all turn inside out or some shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    it ****s with the space-time continuum and we could all turn inside out or some shit.
    That would suck. That would mean every time I took a dump it would go back inside of me. I think.

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    yeah, or maybe Simply Sara just eats you..i dunno how all that stuff works, i just know u shouldn't mess with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    What are steroids?
    Steroid are death...They shrink ur penis and after u stop use u turn into a old man and die 5mins after ur first use

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    This fvckin thread cracks me up!!

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