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  1. 03-07-2007, 06:08 PM #1
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    My endo, she liked my underwear. :)

    Its funny how female doctors can make comments like "Does your girlfriend pick out your underwaer or do you? Im just sayin cuz its really nice underwear..."
    lol. I mean if a a dude said the vice versa, there'd be issues i'd think.
    Not that i mind.
    Anyway, she is about 30, fat..nerdy...but i just think...if i fvck my endo, I COULD GET ALLLLLLLLL THE TEST AND ANCILLARIES I WANT!!! YE HAWWW!

    I guess she couldn't control herself after the genital exam....my atrophied balls are so sexy
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  2. 03-07-2007, 06:10 PM #2
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    if a male doc said that to my wife, i'd have that new boat i wanted.. maybe a 32' footer..
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981
    Its funny how female doctors can make comments like "Does your girlfriend pick out your underwaer or do you? Im just sayin cuz its really nice underwear..."
    lol. I mean if a a dude said the vice versa, there'd be issues i'd think.
    Not that i mind.
    Anyway, she is about 30, fat..nerdy...but i just think...if i fvck my endo, I COULD GET ALLLLLLLLL THE TEST AND ANCILLARIES I WANT!!! YE HAWWW!

    I guess she couldn't control herself after the genital exam....my atrophied balls are so sexy
    funny funny
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  4. 04-09-2007, 08:38 AM #4
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    Dude....I'd tag her for sure. That was a come - on.....Does your "girlfriend" pick your underwear ?

    Immediate response is ....why no I don't have a girlfriend right now. Since she was kinda chubby - ask her out for dinner. Buy her some ice cream after and you'll have free test forever.

    Better yet..Give me her office number and I'll make an appointment !

    I thought I had a hernia once, and the clinic I went to had docs in school. This gal says she has to check downstairs...her hands are shaking ! I was more comfortable with that than dropping my pants for my "male" doc with the lisp and limpy wrist !

    Great story though.
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    I too had a possible hernia and went to a doc--they sent me to one while at work and it was a little asian woman who had a heavy accent.
    the woman asks me all kinds of questions and then squats down face level with my boys and stuck her finger half way to my intestines having me cough. she then jokes and says look what I can do and rubbed her finger on my belly making my balls jump--it was some weird shit
    I told my wife about it when I got home and to this day she has not been able to make the boys jump like that dr could but its been fun getting her to try
    as close as she was I should have jammed her in the face but I got to admit I was a bit nervous
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  6. 04-09-2007, 10:34 PM #6
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    LMAO

    "as close as she was I should have jammed her in the face but I got to admit I was a bit nervous"

    Thats some funny S***

    Aaah Asian ....

    I had a Chinese girlfriend...her name was Sum Ting Wong.
    Her sister was cute too....Lo Pie.

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    I get "turtle dick" when I go to the doctor.
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    Can an endo say that? lol wtf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    I get "turtle dick" when I go to the doctor.
    Even funnier...
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    When I got fixed the doc had to dig those ****ers out of my gut and put clamps on em. They werent going down without a fight.

    Anyway, next time she checks out the log Id tell her to warm it up in the room, dim the lights, and play some soft music.
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    as if she said that too you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tapout
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    I too had a possible hernia and went to a doc--they sent me to one while at work and it was a little asian woman who had a heavy accent.
    the woman asks me all kinds of questions and then squats down face level with my boys and stuck her finger half way to my intestines having me cough. she then jokes and says look what I can do and rubbed her finger on my belly making my balls jump--it was some weird shit
    I told my wife about it when I got home and to this day she has not been able to make the boys jump like that dr could but its been fun getting her to try
    as close as she was I should have jammed her in the face but I got to admit I was a bit nervous
    ROFL
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    Quote Originally Posted by animator
    Even funnier...
    You stole my avatar you SOB
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    Never saw that. Guess you were here 1st.
    I'll have to digg something up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    You stole my avatar you SOB
    I was gonna say...Didnt DSM tell a long story the other day that makes that post make NO sense
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    Should have done her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981
    Its funny how female doctors can make comments like "Does your girlfriend pick out your underwaer or do you? Im just sayin cuz its really nice underwear..."
    lol. I mean if a a dude said the vice versa, there'd be issues i'd think.
    Not that i mind.
    Anyway, she is about 30, fat...nerdy...but i just think...if i fvck my endo, I COULD GET ALLLLLLLLL THE TEST AND ANCILLARIES I WANT!!! YE HAWWW!

    I guess she couldn't control herself after the genital exam....my atrophied balls are so sexy

    in bold lmao
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  18. 04-11-2007, 07:55 AM #18
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    What were you wearing? String bikinis?
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    wtf is turtle dick
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  20. 04-11-2007, 08:35 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacky_Zebsten
    wtf is turtle dick
    I figured that would have been self explanatory
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacky_Zebsten
    wtf is turtle dick
    Drop ur drors mid december in Missouri outside and u will see TRUE turtle dick. A few years back I thought it was funny to play in the snow drunk and naked, My gf best friend got picks of it and it did not turn out so well on my part. Sigh
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    ohhh same thing u get from taking dexies then :/

    ps if i dropped my dacks in december it would be around 40 degrees celcius

    australia ftw!
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  23. 04-11-2007, 11:45 PM #23
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    You should've slipped your underwear in her purse with your number written.
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    u shoulda shown her ur skid marks n said "these are definately mine"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacky_Zebsten
    u shoulda shown her ur skid marks n said "these are definately mine"
    ROFL
    yes that works wonders on fatties!
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