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  1. 03-22-2007, 03:04 PM #1
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    If You Have Finals Coming Up...please Read!!!

    At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to State College until early Monday morning.

    Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.

    The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.

    The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool,they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page.

    On the second page was written.... For 95 points:


    Which tire? _________



    ROFL...
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  2. 03-22-2007, 03:49 PM #2
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    I love this joke bro. Bump!
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  3. 03-22-2007, 04:04 PM #3
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    hahhaha omg thats funny
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  4. 03-22-2007, 05:14 PM #4
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  5. 03-22-2007, 05:20 PM #5
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    ohhh . big time



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  6. 03-22-2007, 05:44 PM #6
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    all i would do is text my friend = ]
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  7. 03-22-2007, 07:20 PM #7
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  8. 03-22-2007, 10:30 PM #8
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  9. 03-22-2007, 11:00 PM #9
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    lol smart professor
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  10. 03-22-2007, 11:03 PM #10
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    I got that beat and this is a true story: For the final in American Government, the teacher said if you didn't feel like taking it and you didn't have the confidence to ace the final you could cop out and earn an automatic B. Half the class got up and left, I stayed. After about five minutes, the teacher said "Congratulations you earned an A for believing in your self and having the confidence to take the test. Have a good summer!!!"
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  11. 03-23-2007, 12:49 AM #11
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    step 1...take out phone
    step2: create text message
    step3: LEFT FRONT TIRE
    step4: send to the 3 others

    In case you are being watched, which is probably the case. Then ur ****ed.


    But that is funny as hell. Being a joke and all and me overthinking it
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  12. 03-23-2007, 06:28 AM #12
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  13. 03-23-2007, 07:17 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    step 1...take out phone
    step2: create text message
    step3: LEFT FRONT TIRE
    step4: send to the 3 others

    In case you are being watched, which is probably the case. Then ur ****ed.


    But that is funny as hell. Being a joke and all and me overthinking it
    haha yeah, that would be funny as hell if the professor took up all cell phones before the test, and then just watching the kids reactions when they see that question
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  14. 03-23-2007, 07:30 AM #14
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    that really sucks, but its funny
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  15. 03-23-2007, 11:52 PM #15
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    That is just like a college professor. Those investigative fvcking bastards.

    Very smart idea though.
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  16. 03-23-2007, 11:57 PM #16
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    I've made plenty of BS stories up with friends, to lie to GF's, parents, other friends, wives, everything. That is definately a detail that would have been worked out way before hand, if your any good at lying at all. Shit, we have actually let the air out of tires, and put on spares before to get through a lie god I miss highschool
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  17. 03-26-2007, 09:17 AM #17
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    I thought everyone would like this!
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  18. 03-26-2007, 09:26 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by dhriscerr
    I've made plenty of BS stories up with friends, to lie to GF's, parents, other friends, wives, everything. That is definately a detail that would have been worked out way before hand, if your any good at lying at all. Shit, we have actually let the air out of tires, and put on spares before to get through a lie god I miss highschool
    Always have to have enough elements of the truth for a lie to be good.
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