'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

ahh, it feels so good to be back

but i actually got some work done this past week. lol.

[Dukkit]

my moms talking to some new guy. i think they are going to go on a date.

ill have to meet him and CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH!!!!

[CSAR]

Oh shit, he's back...the board will never be the same...

[Dukkit]

last guy i met that she dated... didnt expect a 6'3 220 pound crazy mofo!! he was like 5'6 and over weight. he was scared. he stopped calling her.

its cool, she didnt like him anyway

[Dukkit]

Oh shit, he's back...the board will never be the same...

just had to go and interrupt!!!

[Skully44420]

dukki!!! whats up bro!? good to have you back LOL and i'll be waiting for those pics

[Dukkit]

so listen to this. my old roomate/best friend called me a few weeks ago and was like hey.. happy b-day. i was like your about a month late. he said sorry.

geez.

[Dukkit]

dukki!!! whats up bro!? good to have you back LOL and i'll be waiting for those pics

holla


for


a



dolla!!!!

[Dukkit]

and freaking RUHL!!! still a born again virgin.


psh!!

[Skully44420]

holla !!! now wheres my dolla?

[Dukkit]

listen, listen, listen

no really... listen!!!

theres this girl... we talked for a few days. we fukked. then she was like oh well im just not feeling you. i was like alright. i got the vag. im good. so i havent talked to her in months... bam!! i get a text at like 8 am from a number i dont know saying.. cant we just fukk?? i was like whose this? guess who?? yep.. it was her.

whose good? im good!!

[Dukkit]

holla !!! now wheres my dolla?

its in the mail.

[gixxerboy1]

whats up whorebag

[Dukkit]

dun dun dun!!!

i need a shower. i stink, i was pouring sweat at the gym.

this girl keeps texting me to come over

but i want to whore!!

[Dukkit]

whats up whorebag

my man, my man, my man

your wifey comin down tomorrow?

[Skully44420]

listen, listen, listen

no really... listen!!!

theres this girl... we talked for a few days. we fukked. then she was like oh well im just not feeling you. i was like alright. i got the vag. im good. so i havent talked to her in months... bam!! i get a text at like 8 am from a number i dont know saying.. cant we just fukk?? i was like whose this? guess who?? yep.. it was her.

whose good? im good!!

hahahah nice!!

[Dukkit]

so yo. freaking TJM lost his job.

how bad does that blow!

i gave him a hug via text.

[Dukkit]

hahahah nice!!

and dude. this chick is so freakin hot too. i have pics in my email somewhere, no nudies but pics to show ya how gorgeous she is.

id make a baby with her if she wasnt a bitch

[Dukkit]

oh sheeeeett!!! i may have to get off. this girl just texted me and said she'll let me do anal if i get over there asap!!!

whew.. toughy!! i just had anal the other night though. hmmm, but not with her. sooooo

[Skully44420]

LOLOLOL well you know my email addy hah

[Dukkit]

look.. the measure of a true whore is how much he can whore alone.. and keep it real



look at me. i dont need no one. i got enough voices in my head to do the damn thing by myself

[Skully44420]

oh sheeeeett!!! i may have to get off. this girl just texted me and said she'll let me do anal if i get over there asap!!!

whew.. toughy!! i just had anal the other night though. hmmm, but not with her. sooooo

theres no questioning that. get your ass over there!!

[inky-e]

Wassup bro?
INKY is that you in your avatar?

What do you think?lol Of course Bro!!

[gixxerboy1]

so yo. freaking TJM lost his job.

how bad does that blow!

i gave him a hug via text.

talked to him last night. Thats sucks

[Dukkit]

LOLOLOL well you know my email addy hah

i gotchu!! tomorrow. i dont feel like diggin through the the crap load of emails i have

[gixxerboy1]

my man, my man, my man

your wifey comin down tomorrow?

sunday sunday sunday

[inky-e]

Dukki! Glad you back! Bad english! hahaha

[Dukkit]

talked to him last night. Thats sucks

yea dude. im going to go and visit him here in the next month. but im beat for money too. freakin car is dyin on me. plus it needs inspected. im just going to buy a bicycle and ride it till the first snow fall

[CSAR]

You enter this thread with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sex, a dimension of anabolics, a dimension of mindless rambling. You're moving into a land of both poor syntax and lexis, of absurdity and oddity. You've just crossed over into the Dukki Zone.

[Dukkit]

sunday sunday sunday

oh man!!! how excited are ya!! i bet your cute little face is full of a big cheesy smile thinking about it!! hahaahah

decide on a new car yet?

Dukki! Glad you back! Bad english! hahaha

bad english?? who??

sup pops!!! im glad to be back. its not like you and i havent been talking everyday though. lol

[Dukkit]

You enter this thread with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sex, a dimension of anabolics, a dimension of mindless rambling. You're moving into a land of both poor syntax and lexis, of absurdity and oddity. You've just crossed over into the Dukki Zone.

hahahahahahahahahah

thats awesome!! and true

[inky-e]

Yeah Dukki..I'm glad we're tight like that Bro! Nothin but love for ya!

[gixxerboy1]

oh man!!! how excited are ya!! i bet your cute little face is full of a big cheesy smile thinking about it!! hahaahah

decide on a new car yet?

excited and nervous. It will be strange at first.

I bought a 2000 lincoln ls for now. I couldnt find anything that i really wanted. So this will hold me over and be our second car

[Dukkit]

last i checked this wasnt a forum for english majors. but let me go check again

(tick tock tick tock)

nope. it purely states steroids

fukk inglesh!!

[CSAR]

Naw, man. Good to see you back and whoring it up again. The thread just ain't the same.

[Dukkit]

excited and nervous. It will be strange at first.

I bought a 2000 lincoln ls for now. I couldnt find anything that i really wanted. So this will hold me over and be our second car

oh i like LS's is it a V8 model? or the cheap V6?

[inky-e]

OK I'm out...just wanted to welcome you back Dukkman!! Gonna eat dinner with the wife then hit the gym then come home and eat the wife!!hahah

[Dukkit]

Yeah Dukki..I'm glad we're tight like that Bro! Nothin but love for ya!

too big man!!

so you pick up your gear yet? starting that cycle i helped ya with soon?

[BuffBuffalo]

Hey what's up Ruhl, did you get that homework done last night?

[Dukkit]

Naw, man. Good to see you back and whoring it up again. The thread just ain't the same.

i know poindexter! im glad i was missed. i stopped in a few times and kept seeing my name come up in your guys' convo.

made me feel loved.