'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Rugger02]

A guy stops to visit his friend, who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, “My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for me?”

The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend’s two gorgeous daughters. He says, “Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to have sex with you.”

The first daughter says, “That’s not true.”

He says, “I’ll prove it.”

He yells down the stairs, “Both of them?”

His friend yells back, “Of course, both of them.”

LOL That was a good one..

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

"Do you know what I’m doing?" he asks.

"Yes," she replies. "You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

"That’s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

"You’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes—which is what I came here about in the first place."

[RuhlFreak55]

powers of the universe did sire a son

[Reed]

BigSexy I just wanted to let you know that your the man

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

BigSexy I just wanted to let you know that your the man

haha, thanks bro. Im trying to catch up to ya!

[Kratos]

monkey's apparently don't make good pets..damn

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

monkey's apparently don't make good pets..damn

hahaha what?

[Reed]

You have mail Bigsexy

[Kratos]

powers of the universe did sire a son

what's up fatty magee?

[Rugger02]

My mom and dad had a cupuchan (sp?) for like 5 years...

[Kratos]

My mom and dad had a cupuchan (sp?) for like 5 years...

that's awesome, did you meet it?

[Rugger02]

I was really little at the time so I don't really remember, but yah there's pics of me with it.
My dad named her Judy after his sister LOL

You want to get a monkey?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

You have mail Bigsexy

back at ya

[Rugger02]

LOL here ya go Kratos.

[RuhlFreak55]

what's up fatty magee?

nothin much asshole....just came in my shorts for 5th time today, how you like that? oh and i have not one but two girls that want me

[Kratos]

nothin much asshole....just came in my shorts for 5th time today, how you like that? oh and i have not one but two girls that want me

let me know when you get em' lol

[Rugger02]

nothin much asshole....just came in my shorts for 5th time today, how you like that? oh and i have not one but two girls that want me

I take it you don't return the feeling?

[Kratos]

I was really little at the time so I don't really remember, but yah there's pics of me with it.
My dad named her Judy after his sister LOL

You want to get a monkey?

was it a good pet for your parents or did it fling poop?

[RuhlFreak55]

I take it you don't return the feeling?

umm he called me fatso or some shit

[Kratos]

umm he called me fatso or some shit

don't be mad ruhl, I like when you come here...you're tons of fun lol

[RuhlFreak55]

goodnight assorted dicks....im gonna go dream of my princess now

[Rugger02]

was it a good pet for your parents or did it fling poop?

HAHA nope, I guess it was a little protective of my dad, but never violently so. Like if my mom went to kiss my dad and the monkey was around, she'd quick climb up on my dad's shoulder and push my mom's head away.

But they both really liked her, they've talked about getting another one for a long time but never did....

[Rugger02]

umm he called me fatso or some shit

I meant that you didn't return the girls' feelings...

Nevermind, you're gone now....


I'm too damn slow today.

[Kratos]

HAHA nope, I guess it was a little protective of my dad, but never violently so. Like if my mom went to kiss my dad and the monkey was around, she'd quick climb up on my dad's shoulder and push my mom's head away.

But they both really liked her, they've talked about getting another one for a long time but never did....

where do you buy one?

[Reed]

I'm gonna predict that its gonna be pretty soon when Ruhl gets banned here.

[Kratos]

goodnight assorted dicks....im gonna go dream of my princess now

goodnight autistic delusional psycho boy

[Kratos]

I'm gonna predict that its gonna be pretty soon when Ruhl gets banned here.

Idk, he's been a lot bolder with his insults. He didn't lash out so much before.

[Rugger02]

where do you buy one?

LOL I wouldn't have the foggiest idea.
Google it maybe?

[KatsMeow]

insomnia

[MATTMAN01]

Wow! you go away for a while and people change. I hate change.

[KatsMeow]

shit happens

[MATTMAN01]

Yeah what're you gunna do?

[Nicotine]

my shoulders feel JACKED.

taking a week and a bit off the gym when sick did my body good...

i feel like i hit it so hard. maybe my body needed the rest?

[Skully44420]

my shoulders feel JACKED.

taking a week and a bit off the gym when sick did my body good...

i feel like i hit it so hard. maybe my body needed the rest?

same thing here nico. i have been getting way more pumped after that week off

[CSAR]

Whassup whores?

[Ernst]

My sleepy pills aren't working .

[Voland]

My sleepy pills aren't working .

which are you taking? you could be taking a pansy dose, or a pansy med. Some meds take up to one hours to make its effect. And that effect last 4 hours max. Don't be fooled. There is no magic pills that knocks you out in 1 min ands boom you sleepp 9 hours. If that pill existed i will have it cos i've tried Everything on earth including experimental treatments LOL.
Next week i'm going for another one, maybe. Its cash.

[CSAR]

I'll come over, hit you on the head with a tactical baton, and you'll fall asleep. Sound good?

[Voland]

sup lady lurkers?

[Voland]

back - bis WO in 20 mins.