'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

I have a feeling you're at least above average IQ.

der.. wha? IQ?? is that like an STD or something??

[Dukkit]

pronounced with an ukki

ukki. like yucky

i think ill call my son dukki jr

[Dukkit]

soo KRATOS.. .wanna hear a funny storry about Katsmeow??


sat night i get text from her "hey baby"

i say hey, how are ya, i miss ya. whats up?

she says. "come over"

me "lol, yea ill be right there"

her "im horny"

me "oh yea? welcome to my life"

her " come over. get a cab"

me " a cab from PA to FL?"

then she said... " this is her friend"

lol

kats had passed out and her drunk friend started textin ppl with her cell

im the first contact in her phone... so i got the fun

[Dukkit]

soo KRATOS.. .wanna hear a funny storry about Katsmeow??


sat night i get text from her "hey baby"

i say hey, how are ya, i miss ya. whats up?

she says. "come over"

me "lol, yea ill be right there"

her "im horny"

me "oh yea? welcome to my life"

her " come over. get a cab"

me " a cab from PA to FL?"

then she said... " this is her friend"

lol

kats had passed out and her drunk friend started textin ppl with her cell

im the first contact in her phone... so i got the fun

lol... guess what my name starts with.. gee, i wonder

[Voland]

soo KRATOS.. .wanna hear a funny storry about Katsmeow??


sat night i get text from her "hey baby"

i say hey, how are ya, i miss ya. whats up?

she says. "come over"

me "lol, yea ill be right there"

her "im horny"

me "oh yea? welcome to my life"

her " come over. get a cab"

me " a cab from PA to FL?"

then she said... " this is her friend"

lol

kats had passed out and her drunk friend started textin ppl with her cell

im the first contact in her phone... so i got the fun

one word, two sylables BLACKMAIL lol

[Voland]

lol... guess what my name starts with.. gee, i wonder

is your name Aaaaaaron or something?

[Dukkit]

one word, two sylables BLACKMAIL lol

hah. i saved the texts.

shes done for!!!

she texted me the next day sayin sorry.

[Kratos]

lol... guess what my name starts with.. gee, i wonder

Maybe she saved you in her phone as Ass clown

[Dukkit]

is your name Aaaaaaron or something?

maybe she has me in her phone as... Asshole

or Bastard

[Ernst]

lolz that's rich

Good Morning Hoes

[Dukkit]

hey man

how are ya this morning?

[Ernst]

I just heard from Mex, he's staying strong and is down even more. He's down to a 38!

[Ernst]

I told him to come visit us whores.

[Dukkit]

I just heard from Mex, he's staying strong and is down even more. He's down to a 38!

wow

good for him

[Kratos]

I just heard from Mex, he's staying strong and is down even more. He's down to a 38!

I wear a 38 in a lot of pants. 36 in some.
This freakin fly will not leave me alone

[Kratos]

tenants clogged their pipes and made in rain in my apt last night. I had to take apart their sink and dishwasher last night at ten. What a mess.

[Dukkit]

i wear a 36. but im really like a 34.

[Voland]

my dyck is 36 inches thick.

[Kratos]

i wear a 36. but im really like a 34.

38 involves a belt for me, but I don't like my shit too tight in the ass and legs.

[Voland]

once again Amies using measures i don't understand...attention whores...lol

[Ernst]

My waist is like 29 inches.

[Kratos]

one of my buddies converted some tren for this guy who is pretty darn big but is clueless when it comes to cycling. He never takes time off and when he gets his hands on some juice he can't resist but to inject it. His cycles are whatever he can afford for as long as he can afford it. So, anyway my buddy hands him 100ml of tren dosed at 135mg/ml. Would have been higher except the dude ate a bunch of the pellets cause he was so excited when he got the box in the mail. He took that stuff home and injected 3 ml the first day even though my buddy told him to let it sit for a week.

He also gave himself an infection by somehow getting a peice of his shirt embedded under the skin while injecting.

[Voland]

nobody cares but on sat i added another piece to my militaria collection, another iron cross in silver. almost bargain.

[Ernst]

one of my buddies converted some tren for this guy who is pretty darn big but is clueless when it comes to cycling. He never takes time off and when he gets his hands on some juice he can't resist but to inject it. His cycles are whatever he can afford for as long as he can afford it. So, anyway my buddy hands him 100ml of tren dosed at 135mg/ml. Would have been higher except the dude ate a bunch of the pellets cause he was so excited when he got the box in the mail. He took that stuff home and injected 3 ml the first day even though my buddy told him to let it sit for a week.

He also gave himself an infection by somehow getting a peice of his shirt embedded under the skin while injecting.

Some people are just too stupid to let juice. Ate some pellets? Wow. I've never heard of anyone doing that before.

[Ernst]

nobody cares but on sat i added another piece to my militaria collection, another iron cross in silver. almost bargain.

Nice. I have a real Hitler Youth knife in my desk.

[Voland]

My waist is like 29 inches.

hey my pale bro, mine is 30 inches with colthes on. So maybe im a 29 or 28. Im sexy.

[Skully44420]

one of my buddies converted some tren for this guy who is pretty darn big but is clueless when it comes to cycling. He never takes time off and when he gets his hands on some juice he can't resist but to inject it. His cycles are whatever he can afford for as long as he can afford it. So, anyway my buddy hands him 100ml of tren dosed at 135mg/ml. Would have been higher except the dude ate a bunch of the pellets cause he was so excited when he got the box in the mail. He took that stuff home and injected 3 ml the first day even though my buddy told him to let it sit for a week.

He also gave himself an infection by somehow getting a peice of his shirt embedded under the skin while injecting.

haha wtf? that guy is an idiot

[Kratos]

Some people are just too stupid to let juice. Ate some pellets? Wow. I've never heard of anyone doing that before.

it works, you absorb like 20-30%
but the ester is cleaved so it's quick acting
if you take like 12 pellets a day and divide over 4 or 5 doses you can get results, I've tried it but the sides are unreal.

He didn't even know it worked though, he just started chomping on them. He decided it was working because they made him angry. Ate his way through 4 grams and didn't divide the dose up or anything. I told him I'd go out for a beer with him sometime and lay out propper cycles for him. I doubt he has the control to follow them though.

[Dukkit]

one of my buddies converted some tren for this guy who is pretty darn big but is clueless when it comes to cycling. He never takes time off and when he gets his hands on some juice he can't resist but to inject it. His cycles are whatever he can afford for as long as he can afford it. So, anyway my buddy hands him 100ml of tren dosed at 135mg/ml. Would have been higher except the dude ate a bunch of the pellets cause he was so excited when he got the box in the mail. He took that stuff home and injected 3 ml the first day even though my buddy told him to let it sit for a week.

He also gave himself an infection by somehow getting a peice of his shirt embedded under the skin while injecting.

sweet

i wanna grow up to be just like him.

[Voland]

Nice. I have a real Hitler Youth knife in my desk.

I had a real SA dagger that i had to sell to pay some debts. sold it for 1200 €.
There is still some item missing a true leather SS trenchcoat in a website in Belgium i found one for almost 3000 €, but i don't trust internet i wanna see the product. And 3000 is too much for me. Just pijins can aford that for a collection item.

[Kratos]

you have to chew the pellets real good or you just poop them out, and they're real spicy/irritating to your mouth.

[Dukkit]

i have a real lock of pubic hair from the first goat i ever had sex with.

[Skully44420]

all the pants i have are 42...they fall right off without a belt LOL. i could wear 38's but i'm gonna buy 40's cause i like them loose. even when i was 180lbs i was at a 38, i think i'm just thick lol

[Voland]

i have a real lock of pubic hair from the first goat i ever had sex with.

the one you lost your V-card with? or the one you cheated your dog with?

[Kratos]

sweet

i wanna grow up to be just like him.

He's a nice guy really, just not too smart. He couldn't even figure out how to order the pellets online after my friend told him what site to use. He own's his own grinder shop. He's like 6' and 250 pounds, lifts real heavy weights but has a bit of a belly. He is a bouncer on the weekends and wants to gain another 50 pounds.

[mex83]

Well Well Well Hello there my hoess.

[Dukkit]

the one you lost your V-card with? or the one you cheated your dog with?

cheated on my dog with.

i miss that dog.

[Voland]

all the pants i have are 42...they fall right off without a belt LOL. i could wear 38's but i'm gonna buy 40's cause i like them loose. even when i was 180lbs i was at a 38, i think i'm just thick lol

loose...not for me i like them fit not super tight punk style but fit no baggy clowny pants for me.

[Kratos]

Well Well Well Hello there my hoess.

sup slim shady

[Voland]

Well Well Well Hello there my hoess.

mexxxxxx the boys are being rude to me and ignoring me and calling me lazy defeeeeend me or no sex for 1 month!