'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Reed]

its cause of me

[Reed]

Alright I need to go eat

[Dukkit]

im eating oats and tuna

right now!!

[Dukkit]

im off work at noon

then i think ill hit the gym up

then go to my doctors all sweaty and stinky

[XD40]

mornin

[Dukkit]

hello
XD!

[scibble]

thursday is my busy busy day. and my last work day of the week, except that i might sneak in friday and do some phone call or paperwork stuff.

i am eating a turkey sandwich with at least half a pound of turkey on it.

[XD40]

shit i needed a break from cardio ive been doin 30min in the mornin and 30 @ nite....im taking this morning off to rest...feels good

[XD40]

Im going to have 4 eggwhites and 2 whole....a cup of ats and a cup of EWI......man im gonna be shitting in about 30secs after that meal and its gonna hurt...i know it,.

[Dukkit]

hah
go Scibble

go XD

go Dukkit

[Dukkit]

i get off work in a lil over an hour

then off to do back

then to see my hot doc

i hope she gives me a prostate exam
ive been askin her for one for the last year
but she keeps sayin im to young. its not needed

[XD40]

tell her your worried and you want one, s just bill it to the insurance comp..haha

[XD40]

DUKKIT has a pm

[calgarian]

Morning Whores

[Reed]

whhhhhhhooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeesssssssss

[XD40]

whats up calgarian

[calgarian]

nothing same old same......lookng for a job.....need more sex........want more gear same shit.Whats up with u

[Voland]

sup guys

[scibble]

i get off work in a lil over an hour

then off to do back

then to see my hot doc

i hope she gives me a prostate exam
ive been askin her for one for the last year
but she keeps sayin im to young. its not needed

you could lie to her and say your family has a history of early onset prostate cancer; that busts the "too young" rule to pieces. then if she declines, it's cause she has already decided that she'll die before putting a finger up your stank a$$

LOL (nonDSMstyle)

[XD40]

nothing same old same......lookng for a job.....need more sex........want more gear same shit.Whats up with u

damn man....you need some help lol

[Dukkit]

you could lie to her and say your family has a history of early onset prostate cancer; that busts the "too young" rule to pieces. then if she declines, it's cause she has already decided that she'll die before putting a finger up your stank a$$

LOL (nonDSMstyle)

ill make her rape me

hahaha

[scibble]

now you are gonna have a bizarre nightmare in which the hot doc with the blonde hair, finally accedes to your wish for a prostate exam, by dropping trou, thus revealing a hairy potbelly and a schlong that leaves you wide-eyed in the horror of the sudden realization of what she's gonna give you.

then dukkit will wake up in a cold sweat shaking all over, vowing never to ask for a prostate exam ever again.

then scibble wakes up from his daydream and realizes that there is actual work to be done in his office and wtf is he fkking around here for....

[calgarian]

ill make her rape me

hahaha

in the a$$

[Reed]

ill make her rape me

hahaha

sounds like dukkit

[Dukkit]

now you are gonna have a bizarre nightmare in which the hot doc with the blonde hair, finally accedes to your wish for a prostate exam, by dropping trou, thus revealing a hairy potbelly and a schlong that leaves you wide-eyed in the horror of the sudden realization of what she's gonna give you.

then dukkit will wake up in a cold sweat shaking all over, vowing never to ask for a prostate exam ever again.

then scibble wakes up from his daydream and realizes that there is actual work to be done in his office and wtf is he fkking around here for....

in the a$$

:

[Matt]

I love free stuff, just been to the pin exchange and was given a life times supply of pins and barrels wwwhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Dukkit]

sounds like dukkit

im glad you know me so well

[Dukkit]

I love free stuff, just been to the pin exchange and was given a life times supply of pins and barrels wwwhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

man. youd think theyd have an exchange in philly. but i cant find one

[XD40]

Im from the midwest wats a pin exchange ? haha

[Matt]

2000 pins and 2000 barrels lol.

[Reed]

I think I'm going to go camping. Getting a tent, MRPs, a few good steaks, a jet boil stove, swiss army knife, packing several wool socks, north face jacket, 2 way GPS, several hydration packs. And post up camp by my mailbox until my package of goodies arrive. I'm too excited

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80509181/

[scibble]

city trying to prevent spread of disease like HIV and hepatitis C by offering free sterile needles to drug addicts

[XD40]

Just googled it....interesting.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."



To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a huge dick like that."

[calgarian]

BIG sexyyyyyyy u alive?????how its going with the chick that got a new bf now

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

BIG sexyyyyyyy u alive?????how its going with the chick that got a new bf now

haha, yeah I'm hanging on.

Not too good. Turns out, its an old friend, they use to date back in 7th grade.
And she finds him simply amazing. That d bag....

[Dukkit]

i feel bad

the 2 main girls im dating both told me that theyve only been with 3 guys sexually

then they asked me... i said i dont give out that info till im married

[calgarian]

haha, yeah I'm hanging on.

Not too good. Turns out, its an old friend, they use to date back in 7th grade.
And she finds him simply amazing. That d bag....

So just wondering if she is the only girl left on planet earth?

[Dukkit]

just popped my pre workout caffeine

im gonna be FLY-ING in about 15 mins