'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

What part of Cali you from?

[Ernst]

Send a female friend to your house to be like "Who are you? I'm his WIFE."

[GymHero]

lol, fresno.....u

[scibble]

remind me never to accept a date with Kratos

LOL LOL

[Ernst]

Northbay. Just above Frisco.

[Kratos]

laugh it up
anyway, I answered the phone
I feel like a dick...told her my mind was made up and I didn't want to talk
she told me she couldn't believe it and how much she liked me and blah blah blah
she said, so you never want to talk about it
I said no

Maybe I just won't go home for a few days

[Ernst]

laugh it up
anyway, I answered the phone
I feel like a dick...told her my mind was made up and I didn't want to talk
she told me she couldn't believe it and how much she liked me and blah blah blah
she said, so you never want to talk about it
I said no

Maybe I just won't go home for a few days

You know that facebook fatboy is getting some tonight.

[Kratos]

You know that facebook fatboy is getting some tonight.

doubtful, she had a pretty good explaination in her voicemail

[GymHero]

Northbay. Just above Frisco.

right on, I'm going to move soon cuz FRESNO FKN BLOWS!!

[Ernst]

Yeah it does.

[Ernst]

doubtful, she had a pretty good explaination in her voicemail

Well let's hear it!

[scibble]

take bank chick back!

take her back

take her back

take her back !!!

it will be awesome make up sex !!!!!!

[Kratos]

Well let's hear it!

apparently it's her cousin's wife's brother or something like that

whatever ho
keep it all in the family lol

Nah, I didn't say that...I'm just going to solve the problem by not talking to her.

[Ernst]

As far as I'm concerned my cousin's boyfriend's sister is up for grabs by yours truly if she's hot.

[scibble]

dukkit says "we have a defcon 5 clinger psycho" hahahah

[Ernst]

take bank chick back!

take her back

take her back

take her back !!!

it will be awesome make up sex !!!!!!

No it won't. Are you nuts? It'll be "the relationship talk". Fcuk that. Run.

[scibble]

nah, at this point all she wants to do is prove she is worthy and please him

[scibble]

that's another reason to take her back: we can start a pool

put in the pot for awesome make up sex vs. the relationship talk.

i'll start first, $50 says awesome sex...

[Kratos]

dukkit says "we have a defcon 5 clinger psycho" hahahah

if dukkit wants to say anything, he has to sign in and postwhore like the rest of us

[Kratos]

As far as I'm concerned my cousin's boyfriend's sister is up for grabs by yours truly if she's hot.

yup, that's what I decided
they aren't even blood, so I'm fine in being a dick
she can go play with her vibrator

[Ernst]

But awesome sex right off the bat? You know she'll want to talk first...

[Kratos]

3 gf's is way more drama then 1
I think I'm a saint for not stringing her along any longer

[scibble]

(this is just hypothetical OK, forget this as actual recommendation)
but at first she'd just want a quick, "we OK?" talk at most. then she will feel such ungodly relief that she is still with him they would have the awesome sex. AFter wards would come the dreaded "relationship talk."

but as they say in bigger , stronger, faster, "those studies will never be performed"

[Ernst]

Ugh... 3x the girl drama.

That's a scary thought.

[Ernst]

(this is just hypothetical OK, forget this as actual recommendation)
but at first she'd just want a quick, "we OK?" talk at most. then she will feel such ungodly relief that she is still with him they would have the awesome sex. AFter wards would come the dreaded "relationship talk."

but as they say in bigger , stronger, faster, "those studies will never be performed"

[scibble]

Ugh... 3x the girl drama.

That's a scary thought.

i can't see any farther than "mmmm....3 x the vagina!"

[Kratos]

I'm gonna go eat dinner at my parents house
One of her unattractive attruibutes from the start was that she lives in the same town as me.

[Kratos]

i can't see any farther than "mmmm....3 x the vagina!"

me either until it starts hitting the fan
I'll add in a new third soon
she's done, no negociations

[scibble]

watch Kratos get to his parents house and his mother tells him as he walks in:

"K. there's a girl here to see you!!"

[Ernst]

3x the vagina? I'm sorry, but pussay is pussay. Unless they're in the same room at the same time I don't see a huge benefit to multiple women (okay so one can deep throat but otherwise she's got too shallow a pussay to really have fun with).

There's always one you like better than the others anyway, why not just choose her?

[Ernst]

watch Kratos get to his parents house and his mother tells him as he walks in:

"K. there's a girl here to see you!!"

"You didn't tell us you're going to be a father!"

[Kratos]

3x the vagina? I'm sorry, but pussay is pussay. Unless they're in the same room at the same time I don't see a huge benefit to multiple women (okay so one can deep throat but otherwise she's got too shallow a pussay to really have fun with).

There's always one you like better than the others anyway, why not just choose her?

new ***** never gets old, it's as simple as that

[Kratos]

watch Kratos get to his parents house and his mother tells him as he walks in:

"K. there's a girl here to see you!!"

that's my sanctuary of solidude, and she doesn't know where it is
like supermans cave
up up and away
later ho's

[Ernst]

I can't disagree with that.

[scibble]

later k.

ah....that was some fun... hehehe

[Ernst]

You just gave him an idea... K is staying at his parents' tonight.

[scibble]

he'll have a fitful sleep, tossing and turning with the dreams of today's events

"it's not like you think ink ink ink..."

"don't you want to talk alk alk alk..."

"i like you you you...."
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."i'm prego rego rego goo go go go "

[Ernst]

"Today I had drunk sex with a girl I barely knew. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. Fcuk my life."

That site is soooo funny.

[Ernst]

Awesome pic. I think I recognize the artist's work from an old issue of Heavy Metal.

[scibble]

eh, well.

i guess it's time for me to do something....like get some nookie in ...

ttyl