'Official Postwhore Thread'

[buffgator]

yawn...that was allot of reading to catch up. You guys whored up like 5 pages today

[PEWN]

lol.... last night and today i have 250 post ... im such a dirt whore ...


why the old pic again ... im sure you look better than that now man ..

[buffgator]

sup beoches?

[PEWN]

ummm ... so your not going to answer me huh buddy .. thats cool..

[RANA]

Stand-by

[buffgator]

yeah give the man some time pewn....he is only typing one handed.

[RANA]

Pewn, I PM'ed you, remember it's between us

[RANA]

yeah give the man some time pewn....he is only typing one handed.

I was j/o to your avie, you are built just like a chick

[RANA]

How is that pronounced buffgator? (buff-gay-tar)

[RANA]

I think I am going to try for 1900 to night

[PEWN]

wow double burns ... good guys ..

[PEWN]

rana is on fire ...

[buffgator]

That remindes me of something I was thinking of the other day. Do you ever wonder if any girls you know that you never have had a realationship with have masturbated while thinking of you?

[PEWN]

yes .... i know fatties around the word will ...

[RANA]

Not sure

[RANA]

My wife caught me J/O the other day

[buffgator]

My wife is weird about it, sometimes she does not care, other times she acts all put out.

[PEWN]

lol... really she caght me to .... but it was in front of her ... and it was just to get it hard so i could put it in ...

[PEWN]

My wife is weird about it, sometimes she does not care, other times she acts all put out.

i know what your saying man ..... if my girl doesnt want to screw... i say im going to jerk off then .... then she gets all mad because she isnt pleasing me ... i hate women...

[RANA]

lol... really she caght me to .... but it was in front of her ... and it was just to get it hard so i could put it in ...

Dude, she told me she had to show you gay porn so you could get it hard and she said you are hung like a chinese man

[RANA]

i know what your saying man ..... if my girl doesnt want to screw... i say im going to jerk off then .... then she gets all mad because she isnt pleasing me ... i hate women...

Trust me they hate you too

[buffgator]

I know it might sound weird but I sleep way better and fall asleep way faster if I get of when I go to bed. So my wife can be an ass. She watches t.v. for hours forcing herself to stay awake. Then she gets in bed with this attitude like dont f-ing talk to me, touch me, or roll around. So I will just wack it right there next to her.

[RANA]

I know it might sound weird but I sleep way better and fall asleep way faster if I get of when I go to bed. So my wife can be an ass. She watches t.v. for hours forcing herself to stay awake. Then she gets in bed with this attitude like dont f-ing talk to me, touch me, or roll around. So I will just wack it right there next to her.

Thats funny, how long you been married?

[PEWN]

I know it might sound weird but I sleep way better and fall asleep way faster if I get of when I go to bed. So my wife can be an ass. She watches t.v. for hours forcing herself to stay awake. Then she gets in bed with this attitude like dont f-ing talk to me, touch me, or roll around. So I will just wack it right there next to her.

lol... thats what mine does ..... wow small world with women huh....


ill give you a secret ... slip viagra in her wine or something with her dinner ... she will ride you like a stallion after that ... it works ... trust me ..

[PEWN]

Dude, she told me she had to show you gay porn so you could get it hard and she said you are hung like a chinese man

is that what that was she said that was you and your son at his birthday ....
























wow just kidding man ... but totally burned...

[RANA]

Show her the 2girls and 1 cup video and she will be horny forever

[buffgator]

Thats funny, how long you been married?

live together for two years, then married for 2 years. The living together part was much better!

[buffgator]

Show her the 2girls and 1 cup video and she will be horny forever

I missed that one...saw you guys talking about it yesterday

[PEWN]

no no ... you missed nothing .....

[PEWN]

has any one ever done a slater before ?

[buffgator]

Is it like a hot karl?

[PEWN]

lol... naw ...


hat karl with a c ... or a k .... hot carl ? or hott karl...

[PEWN]

slater
6 up, 1 down


A verb meaning to sit backwards on a toilet while defecating. The term is a reference to a sitting technique used by A.C. Slater from "Saved by the Bell."

It has been suggested that the act of slatering might come into use when encountering public toilets in Europe, which often feature a shit shelf. Slatering the toilet would provide a more sanitary bathroom experience.

[PEWN]

hot carl
1984 up, 341 down


Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit ****in is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.

[buffgator]

what the difference?

[PEWN]

hot karl
453 up, 153 down


Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:

1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".

2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.

[RANA]

hot carl
1984 up, 341 down


Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit ****in is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.

Cleaveland steamer = a hot plate

[buffgator]

That is just wrong!
What do you right on the top? 1984 up 381 down?

[RANA]

I missed that one...saw you guys talking about it yesterday

would you really want to see it?

[RANA]

It's really f'ed up