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  1. 06-08-2009, 06:54 AM #153401
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Getting premium cable with HBO installed in a few hours . The cable company was having a promotional deal and I signed up. $18/mo. for a year. Totally worth it.
    Oh thats Beautiful. I got everychannel and I pay about $115 a month.
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    Now I can watch softcore porn at 3am in the living room.

    Millions of years of evolution have culminated with this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Now I can watch softcore porn at 3am in the living room.

    Millions of years of evolution have culminated with this.
    Man Cinemax has the best soft porn
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    As of Now Im there Dukki. Friday 1st round on me!!
    woot woot
    i dont really drink so the first round may put me to sleep. lol
    are you gonna sleep over?
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    And Kats is up there right now too.
    yeah im visiting her on wed.
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    whats up dukki?

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    hey bro!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Oh thats Beautiful. I got everychannel and I pay about $115 a month.
    I wish.

    This gives me like 100 channels and HBO. Some of the best stuff is still not included. Still a hell of a lot better than what I have now.
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    Dukkit you better not try to take my anus!!!
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    HBO is Great Ernst. All the channels I have and same crap is usually on. I find Starz is the only channel that plays new movies most often. I got the East / West thing so if I miss a movie I go to HBOW and see it. Yet if I didnt have all the channels Id be Border.. Yes Border.. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Dukkit you better not try to take my anus!!!
    no comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Dukkit you better not try to take my anus!!!
    Yes. Please don't.

    We can make better money selling his passed out butt to the gay guys if he's still a virgin.
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    Lmaooooo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Yes. Please don't.

    We can make better money selling his passed out butt to the gay guys if he's still a virgin.
    i dont think he realizes that i dont live that far from DSM

    so im inviting DSM over on fri night
    lol
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    Planning a vacation to Belize in August. I have no idea what happened to Europe. How the **** did I get talked into the Central American rain forest? I'm pretty sure there are bugs and diseases there still unknown to man. Or, at least, everyone who found out about them never made it back to warn us...
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    There's this creepy thing called a bot fly that lays it's eggs on mosquitos, and when they land on you the eggs hatch and the larvae burrow into you to feed. Sometimes... they burrow far.

    http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...ng/botfly3.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i dont think he realizes that i dont live that far from DSM

    so im inviting DSM over on fri night
    lol
    DSM lives in Philly, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Planning a vacation to Belize in August. I have no idea what happened to Europe. How the **** did I get talked into the Central American rain forest? I'm pretty sure there are bugs and diseases there still unknown to man. Or, at least, everyone who found out about them never made it back to warn us...
    ew
    what the hell. europe is so much better
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    DSM lives in Philly, right?
    yep. like 30 mins from me. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Getting premium cable with HBO installed in a few hours . The cable company was having a promotional deal and I signed up. $18/mo. for a year. Totally worth it.
    sounds like a good deal to me even in american money...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Hey Siggy baby!!
    sexy ny where have you been? we were getting worried
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Dukkit you better not try to take my anus!!!
    hes gonna rip you open vp
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    sounds like a good deal to me even in american money...lol
    I just have to remember to cancel it when the promotional period is over, or they're going to shake me down for all the money they missed out on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    hes gonna rip you open vp
    hehehehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I just have to remember to cancel it when the promotional period is over, or they're going to shake me down for all the money they missed out on.
    then you get your roomate to put it in her name for the same deal

    thats what my roomates and i always did
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    sexy ny where have you been? we were getting worried

    Man My legs were broke.. lol. I was freakin Crippled last week. My Docs couldnt figure it out.
    Godamn Ortho Doc at my job just said it sounds like I slipped a disc. He said he has had Senior citizens have those same issues. Damn Im old
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I just have to remember to cancel it when the promotional period is over, or they're going to shake me down for all the money they missed out on.
    yeah we had the same problem with cable over here it was good while it was cheap but we forgot to cancel and our bill was over double after the 12 months and it was shite
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Man My legs were broke.. lol. I was freakin Crippled last week. My Docs couldnt figure it out.
    Godamn Ortho Doc at my job just said it sounds like I slipped a disc. He said he has had Senior citizens have those same issues. Damn Im old
    the sexiness of a model and the body of a pensioner you cant win can you..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Man My legs were broke.. lol. I was freakin Crippled last week. My Docs couldnt figure it out.
    Godamn Ortho Doc at my job just said it sounds like I slipped a disc. He said he has had Senior citizens have those same issues. Damn Im old
    I hope he spared your dignity and prescribed you some painkillers.
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    its fukkin leg day bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    the sexiness of a model and the body of a pensioner you cant win can you..lol
    Yea, I did so much damage to my body in my early 20's Im still recovering.

    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I hope he spared your dignity and prescribed you some painkillers.
    Yea, 2 different muscle relaxers. I feel good now, just weak.
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    It was some scary shvt tho. Im prone to diabetes so I thought the worse. Damn legs wouldnt work. Couldnt walk or nothing
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    It was some scary shvt tho. Im prone to diabetes so I thought the worse. Damn legs wouldnt work. Couldnt walk or nothing
    Like numbness and unresponsive or what?
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    my lower back is killing me today

    stupid fvcking back
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Like numbness and unresponsive or what?

    PAIN!!! From Calves to Thighs. Knees felt like I was being stabbed. I have a high tolerance for pain and I was almost in Tears.
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    Do more deadlifts until you can't feel anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i cry after sex
    You have deep-seated issues.

    We know this.
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    I feel like passing out. Maybe I'll take a little nap before the cable guy gets here.
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    I lost 10lbs. WTF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst;4679***
    You have deep-seated issues.

    We know this.
    i feel better now that i told you guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    I lost 10lbs. WTF.
    good. you were fat

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