'Official Postwhore Thread'

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Post pics of both of them and I'll decide.

[Chode Logan]

I don't have pics of both I'm trying to avoid adding them as internet friends to delay the explosion, cause they'll see that they're friends with me and ask each other how they know me ha

[Reed]

I can't wait to go squat. Takin this one kid thats all about the weight... You know the kind that thinks 3/4 reps count

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Facebook is a problem

[sigman roid]

Im going to bed

later peeps

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Give me their fist names and stats, i'll pick you one from there.

[Dukkit]

alright so here it is...

A girl I sort of already knew, she used to go out with a somewhat friend of mine years ago, well me and her ran into each other at a party, and I ended up taking her home and getting nasty until the sun came up. We've sort of been hanging out since, she gives me texts like "Hey you, was just thinking about you whats up?" and cute shit like that. she's actually really cool, really smart, has a good job etc. she even goes to church...I havn't told her that I'm pretty much satan yet. So I've hung out with her 4 or 5 times and I believe she thinks I will be her boyfriend within the next month or 2. she's awesome but not feeling it too too much yet, just kinda doing my thing.

Fast forward to friday, I go to a party, meet this girl there, and I can tell right off the bat somethings up. I catch her eyeing me down so I throw some back. So I decide to crank up the magic and end up kicking it with her the whole night, made out with her then got her number. I hung out with her again last night and still no nasty business, but I respect that. I like this girl better, for whatever reason.

So, simple enough. EXCEPT I go to add the new one on facebook (I didn't yet), and they are friends................................What do I do haha. I wanted to keep hanging out with both until it solved itself and decision was more clear, but it's a time bomb I'm sitting on if they talk to each other.

you only live once

bang em both

leave em both

simple
youve only banged the one. shes not someone you wanna be with. youve already stated that.

so you should have no hang ups by just chilling with her. banging her for a bit

and also doin the same to with her friend

you are exclusive with either one

and if they find out and it blows up.. all you gotta do is move on and find a new one (or 2)

if they wanna give you shit... over "seeing other ppl" then fukk em.

your single. so are they (are they? hmm)

see to me.. this isnt a problem.. your situation is a gift

[Reed]

ITs time to damage egos, I'm going to try and video tape that shit

[Dancer]

BTW don't try to have a relationship with either one they both think you are a dick... and LIE LIE LIE about the internet, tell them your comp is down...

when all else fails LIE LIE LIE

[peachfuzz]

ITs time to damage egos, I'm going to try and video tape that shit

pick me up already. i wanna train!

[Dancer]

If #1 finds out about #2 tell number one you felt that she was just not taking you seriously... and let her know you found out about her psycho ex and thought there was unresolved issues still there....

There always is a ex and unresolved issues.

[Chode Logan]

I gotta go with the new one, I just hate hurting girls and telling them to f*ck off.

[Chode Logan]

If #1 finds out about #2 tell number one you felt that she was just not taking you seriously... and let her know you found out about her psycho ex and thought there was unresolved issues still there....

There always is a ex and unresolved issues.

Good call, I was thinking bout that, saying the whole "I didn't think you were that into me" thing.


and I hate to say it guys, but I kinda dig the new one.

[Chode Logan]

you only live once

bang em both

leave em both

simple
youve only banged the one. shes not someone you wanna be with. youve already stated that.

so you should have no hang ups by just chilling with her. banging her for a bit

and also doin the same to with her friend

you are exclusive with either one

and if they find out and it blows up.. all you gotta do is move on and find a new one (or 2)

if they wanna give you shit... over "seeing other ppl" then fukk em.

your single. so are they (are they? hmm)

see to me.. this isnt a problem.. your situation is a gift

I like your style dukki, but I'm afraid it gets worse, I like the new girl and don't really want to just f*ck it all. I've been straight man whoring since high school it's been getting exhausting, something steady might be worthwhile.

[Chode Logan]

Reed start filming more shit and I can chop up some music for it

[sigman roid]

I said im going sleep

later peeps

Shit whats a whore gotta do to get some love round here

[Voland]

I just brushed my teeth. I feel clean.

[Chode Logan]

Byyyeeeeeeeeeeeee siiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Reed]

Ok I will. I gotta get crazy today..... So what is your opinion on squats there Chode, do you go 1/2, 3/4, parallel, or ass to grass. I say if you don't at least parallel it doesn't count, getting in a argument with this one kid think he squats 400-500lbs so we're about to see. I said if it doesn't count in a powerlifting competition then it won't count today

[peachfuzz]

I go ass to grass .weight counts but so does form. lately my knee caps been feeling like there is air or fluid behind them tho

[Reed]

We love you sig

[Chode Logan]

Ok I will. I gotta get crazy today..... So what is your opinion on squats there Chode, do you go 1/2, 3/4, parallel, or ass to grass. I say if you don't at least parallel it doesn't count, getting in a argument with this one kid think he squats 400-500lbs so we're about to see. I said if it doesn't count in a powerlifting competition then it won't count today

Here's my EXPERT opinion. I don't believe you HAVE to go ass to grass to get benefit out of it. Some people have shitty knees and get good results with more weight and less ROM.

BUT, if you aren't dropping ass to grass, don't say you can squat XXX lbs. If you are too gay to drop them low, that's fine, but don't claim you can squat a certain amount unless you hit atleast parralel.

There it is, print it.

[peachfuzz]

goodbye sig

[sigman roid]

Thank you chode/Reed/Peach now i will sleep much better knowing i got some love

later

peace

[Reed]

I go ass to grass .weight counts but so does form. lately my knee caps been feeling like there is air or fluid behind them tho

I stick to parallel for this reason. I was talking to Peter Putnam about squats and depth. He says you have to go at least parallel, the deeper the more developed your legs will get.

He says a lot of trainers advocate that too deep works to much glutes and hamstrings. He says thats just an excuse for them to use heavier weight and a bunch of bull. Told me to go watch Tom Platz squat and told me to look at the people legs that are telling you that crap and Tom Platz legs then decide which pair you want.

[Dancer]

I like your style dukki, but I'm afraid it gets worse, I like the new girl and don't really want to just f*ck it all. I've been straight man whoring since high school it's been getting exhausting, something steady might be worthwhile.

As one of one best girlfriends once tole "there are guys I **** and there are guys I date"

Well son that holds true for you also...

Remember you can keep much more level headed if you are getting your rocks off while getting to know her....

I never buy the innocent routh that she is all prude.

Sorry but I live by a rule in life,

Hope for the best, Expect the worse, cover your ass...

[Reed]

Here's my EXPERT opinion. I don't believe you HAVE to go ass to grass to get benefit out of it. Some people have shitty knees and get good results with more weight and less ROM.

BUT, if you aren't dropping ass to grass, don't say you can squat XXX lbs. If you are too gay to drop them low, that's fine, but don't claim you can squat a certain amount unless you hit atleast parralel.

There it is, print it.

The TRUTH has been told. Publish it

[peachfuzz]

so you say parallel is best?

have you ever tried ass to mouth?

ps. platz has tiny legs

[Reed]

I can't wait to show this kid how to squat today, he will cry, he will die

[peachfuzz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjtVvYk1HWw

[Chode Logan]

As one of one best girlfriends once tole "there are guys I **** and there are guys I date"

Well son that holds true for you also...

Remember you can keep much more level headed if you are getting your rocks off while getting to know her....

I never buy the innocent routh that she is all prude.

Sorry but I live by a rule in life,

Hope for the best, Expect the worse, cover your ass...

I hear yah bro, don't worry I get down and sleazy often enough, if these girls weren't friends I'd juggle them both for longer before thinking of cutting one off....

The TRUTH has been told. Publish it

Print it, publish it, slap a cover on it and give it to yo momma for christmas.

[Voland]

i need some triceps routine to hit this part of the triceps


I've tried close grips, pushdowns reverse pushdowns, rope stuff. Nothing. Only the lateral part of the triceps grows.

[Voland]

i want guns

[Reed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjtVvYk1HWw

Yeah and THATS how you squat, I have seen that video plenty.

I'd pick you up fuzz but you're a mystery and I don't know where you're at. I'm a cop and need to arrest you

[Reed]

For me fuzz parallel is good for now. If i get on some GH and it helps my knees out then I'm definitely going to lighten it up and ass to grass. I want Tom Platz fully developed crazy definition legs.

Ass to grass hurts the hell out of the knees after a while.... so I stick to parallel.... for now

[Chode Logan]

My knees are trash.

[Chode Logan]

I'm going to sign up to become a registered personal trainer, wee.

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what color hair do they have?

[Chode Logan]

One is light brown, one is dark brown

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which one is taller?