'Official Postwhore Thread'

[shifty_git]

or maybe just some new porn....

[Dukkit]

i havent looked at porn in months. and im on cycle. but my girls take care of me in ways i cant even describe. yea, ill admit it. im a freak. so what. lol

[Kratos]

yo whores

[Kratos]

Having txt message sex at work can lead to embarassing mements when you wear scrubs.

[shifty_git]

getting caught cracking one off in the toilets when stupidly horny on test is worse...

[Kratos]

I useto crank it at work back when I got paid by the hour in college. I would take a shit, read the newspaper and bust a nut in one sitting. like 30-40 minutes would go by before I got back to work. It's a hemroid waiting to happen though, never got caught.

[shifty_git]

I useto crank it at work back when I got paid by the hour in college. I would take a shit, read the newspaper and bust a nut in one sitting. like 30-40 minutes would go by before I got back to work. It's a hemroid waiting to happen though, never got caught.

ha ha - i used to do the exact same thing in one of ma jobs.. feckin annoyin when ya about to fire off the ol' custard cannon and someone comes into the toilets...

[Dukkit]

i just want some ice cream

[Kratos]

ha ha - i used to do the exact same thing in one of ma jobs.. feckin annoyin when ya about to fire off the ol' custard cannon and someone comes into the toilets...

I had a secret spot. I was working hotel front desk. Up by the banquet halls there was a toilet nobody ever used.

[shifty_git]

I had a secret spot. I was working hotel front desk. Up by the banquet halls there was a toilet nobody ever used.

Is great finding little private spot for having a quick or a snooze...

[shifty_git]

75 more to go.. woo hoo!

[Dukkit]

go shiftygo shifty

[ChuckLee]

fvk shifty! I hope a mod will soon delete a thread where you posted dozens of replies

[shifty_git]

fvk shifty! I hope a mod will soon delete a thread where you posted dozens of replies

Its bound to happen with all these stupid noobs..

Funny how all this media sh!t slagging off steroids seems to be having the effect of tempting more teens to use them... ironic there actually making things worse.

[ChuckLee]

The more you talk about a thing, the more you wanna try it.
Like recreational drugs. People are brain-managed from the media.

[novastepp]

i've been making good progress w/ my work. not whoring enough though.

[shifty_git]

The more you talk about a thing, the more you wanna try it.
Like recreational drugs. People are brain-managed from the media.

Thats it.

Showing people who have been very successful in there sport, and people with big muscles looking good, and then saying 'They only were that good or looked that good because of steroids , dont do them kids!' is a bit fuking stupid.

[novastepp]

fvk shifty! I hope a mod will soon delete a thread where you posted dozens of replies

they once deleted this thread. should have seen the outcry.
post counts were murdered.

[Kratos]

The girl who sells me my dougnuts was just flirting with me. She is like a dougnut shop 10. Hot, only a few extra pounds, only 19 years old.

[Kratos]

Ive got over 1000 posts in here.

[ChuckLee]

Thats it.

Showing people who have been very successful in there sport, and people with big muscles looking good, and then saying 'They only were that good or looked that good because of steroids , dont do them kids!' is a bit fuking stupid.

Right, so stupid...

[shifty_git]

they once deleted this thread. should have seen the outcry.
post counts were murdered.

I would cry if they did that!

chuck wud b more fuked though!

[shifty_git]

PEWN would go back to being a junior member!

[Dukkit]

The girl who sells me my dougnuts was just flirting with me. She is like a dougnut shop 10. Hot, only a few extra pounds, only 19 years old.

hit it. doughnut girls are the best

[Kratos]

you laugh but she doesn't look bad, I'll bang those few extra doughnut pounds right off of her.

[Dukkit]

you laugh but she doesn't look bad, I'll bang those few extra doughnut pounds right off of her.

whose lau***ng? im not. im all for it bro.

[Dukkit]

[shifty_git]

by giving her a good cardio work out your doing her and the community a favour!

keep up the good work!

[Kratos]

for god sake why?

[shifty_git]

Its like the gay comic book version of dsm's old avvy

[ChuckLee]

PEWN would go back to being a junior member!

I'd be over 2000 anyway...

[Dukkit]

Its like the gay comic book version of dsm's old avvy

hahah, totally. and this upsets me. batman is/was my hero. now hes just like michael jackson.

[Kratos]

My brain isn't working well today. My young friend with benifits will not leave me alone on txt message about how bad she needs it.

[Kratos]

But I can't hit it till tomorrow so all this mental masturbation is messing with my head

[ChuckLee]

Hang on kratos

[Kratos]

My brain actually hurts from thinking about sex so much today. Obviously I had to respond and make her just as horny so we are suffering together.

[Hollywood080]

My brain actually hurts from thinking about sex so much today. Obviously I had to respond and make her just as horny so we are suffering together.

awesome! Way to go Kratos!!!!! Don't let that chick frustrate you while she's taking the easy road!

[shifty_git]

why u gotta wait till 2morrow kratos?

demand she gets round yours this instant!

[Kratos]

I got a meeting tonight, we made a fvck date for tomorrow already.

[Kratos]

btw fvck dates are so much better than regular dates. Instead of like 50 bucks you spend maybe 4 on a movie rental.