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  1. 04-29-2008, 08:16 AM #32681
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    Sometimes I have a standoff with the toilet. It gets clogged, you know eventually the water works it's way down, flush it again but it's still clogged. Do this for like a week and the clog may or may not let go. I have another toilet but it's the dog's water dish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Sometimes I have a standoff with the toilet. It gets clogged, you know eventually the water works it's way down, flush it again but it's still clogged. Do this for like a week and the clog may or may not let go. I have another toilet but it's the dog's water dish.
    Do you beat the size of randy marsh's turds? how many couric's?
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    My dog looks at me funny if I use her toilet, we kinda have an agreement, I walk by once a day and flush it, don't go to the bathroom in it, and she keeps her head out of my toilet. I don't know why more people don't use a spare toilet as a dog's water dish, it fills itself, no muss, no fuss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FREAK View Post
    mails here yippee gotta go hoe's see ya later
    REALLY???
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlInDsIdE View Post
    whats goin on whores
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    are you a happy man freak? or more waiting?
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    i saw my cousin for the first time in 9 months this weekend. he comes up to me and gives me a hug, then whispers in my ear... are you on steroids !!!!??? i said naw. i got shorter. makes me look bigger. he said.. ight
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i saw my cousin for the first time in 9 months this weekend. he comes up to me and gives me a hug, then whispers in my ear... are you on steroids!!!!??? i said naw. i got shorter. makes me look bigger. he said.. ight
    great looking good isnt it!!!
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    more forearm site injections freak?
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    how u get your forearm so freakin big freak????

    understand that masturbation will only get you so far (i have tried on a daily basis)
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    what are you talking about freak, you're gonna get carpel tunnel of the chicken drumstick.
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    you need rambling back in your name - your postwhore ramblings prove this....
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