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  1. 05-22-2008, 01:27 AM #35561
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    always whoring.
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    Wow, didn't see any activity in the forums, then I mention whores and BANG!
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    whats wrong with that???? i love being a skeeze..
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    Quote Originally Posted by NATE0406 View Post
    whats wrong with that???? i love being a skeeze..
    You guys give me a new found appreciation to the word whore
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    not much recently...I prefer anal sex
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    Hmmmm.... I got nothing...... *sigh* I'm a terrible whore......
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckLee View Post
    not much recently...I prefer anal sex
    But like I said, try getting her in the ear, it sounds weird, but give it a try...
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    the tighter is the hole the more exiting is the idea to put something in it
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    Yeah, the nose doesn't work for me though, snot, tiny hairs.....
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    Welp, I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball, talk to you whores later
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    I bet you WERE the fat kid in dodgeball...and you're a whore to boot!
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    Damn it. Just started to whore up the joint and I gotta take Mrs. CSAR to dinner. Fvck it. I'm gonna make like a condom in a Fillipino whore house and burn rubber.

    Later whores!!
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    im going to cry
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    Don't cry. Try Bud Dry...
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    Stick a whore in the eye...
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    You can do it if you try...
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    Sweet! I was post #35555...NICE
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    Later whores. Time to give the kiddies their bath before bedtime.
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    why ya ganna cry duk??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    why ya ganna cry duk??????
    haha, cuz im tired. my back hurts. i had to come into work when i should be leaving for vacation. but ill leave for vacation today at noon. its 730 now. oh and im not going to see the blonde chick that im in lust with till sun.
    *sniff sniff, tear*
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha, cuz im tired. my back hurts. i had to come into work when i should be leaving for vacation. but ill leave for vacation today at noon. its 730 now. oh and im not going to see the blonde chick that im in lust with till sun.
    *sniff sniff, tear*
    why didnt ya tell work 2 go fuk themselves? lol
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  22. 05-22-2008, 05:56 AM #35582
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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    why didnt ya tell work 2 go fuk themselves? lol
    cuz im the manager and its my responsibility to get my shit done. haha. but i cant even get my shit done cuz the operating system (that was supposed to be up and running on tues at 1pm) STILL ISNT UP!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    cuz im the manager and its my responsibility to get my shit done. haha. but i cant even get my shit done cuz the operating system (that was supposed to be up and running on tues at 1pm) STILL ISNT UP!!!!!!!
    so well worth them calling you in then!
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  24. 05-22-2008, 11:18 AM #35584
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    I need to vacum out my keyboard. Looks gross between the keys
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I need to vacum out my keyboard. Looks gross between the keys
    it's all those donut crumbs Kratos!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood080 View Post
    it's all those donut crumbs Kratos!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    you read my mind hollywood, I need a donut now. brb
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    There needs to be a place to get good donuts all day long!!!!!!!!!
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    mmmm donuts....
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    boston kreme and vanilla frosted, delicious
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    you americans get such a huge choice of donuts!

    we get jam, iced, cinamon, cream, apple and ring donuts.... thats pretty much it!
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    Roast beef is out national dish though... so cant complain on that one!
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    I thought it was roast Irish baby
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    thats on fridays only.....
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    when a fire truck goes past, whatever they are saying on the radio comes through my computer speakers.

    I guess that's fire lorie to you shifty
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    ha ha - there called fire engines for some unknown reason here!
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    yeah, we call them that too.
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    So, my soon to be 19 year old f buddy, is changing her attitude a little bit. She is away for another week, but wants to start banging again when she gets back. I think she wants a boyfriend now, I'm a little nervous.
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    She's like, "I'm afraid of commitment and what my dad will think. He's a hypocrite anyway, him and my mom are 12 years apart."
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