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  1. 07-21-2007, 10:47 PM #1
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    My new idea! How to tell if your girlfriend is worth anything!

    Ok guys, Ive just thought of the secret to know if you got a girlfriend that is worth a crap.

    The secret formula youve all been waiting for:

    Procedure:
    1. First thing you do is find out how much direct and indirect costs your GF has incurred you. Like dinners, gifts, utility bills, etc, etc.
    2. Try to make an accurate estimation how many times you have had sex with her since you met her.
    3. Take result from #1 and divide it by result from #2.

    Example: Total GF Expenditures: $5000
    Total Sex: 200

    5000/200= $25

    4. Now, taking your answer from #3 compare it to local escort pricing or what it might cost you to pick up a drunk girl from a bar for a one-night stand. If its larger, meaning it would be cheaper to get a slut dump your GF now.

    hope that helps.
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  2. 07-21-2007, 10:49 PM #2
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    brilliant!
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  3. 07-21-2007, 11:03 PM #3
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  4. 07-21-2007, 11:07 PM #4
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    ya know some people actually care about other things like love, romance, emotion, connection etc.....(goes back to dividing #1 by #2)
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  5. 07-22-2007, 12:35 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgilligan10
    ya know some people actually care about other things like love, romance, emotion, connection etc.....(goes back to dividing #1 by #2)

    You're going to make some guy very happy someday..
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  6. 07-22-2007, 03:51 AM #6
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  7. 07-22-2007, 05:06 AM #7
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    Nice wish I had this when I was dating.
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  8. 07-22-2007, 05:45 AM #8
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    I assume I should keep my gf tight If I get the number with "-" sign!
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  9. 07-22-2007, 06:31 AM #9
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    Does this apply to wife's as well ? Because by my estimation I have been paying around 35 grand per fvck over the last 17 years
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  10. 07-22-2007, 06:45 AM #10
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  11. 07-22-2007, 07:42 AM #11
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    This is such a good formula. I am taking a girl on a 3 day vacation this week... I'll give you the formula results when I get back on Wednesday.
    Hahahahahaha. Good formula Powerliftmike....
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  12. 07-22-2007, 09:17 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicy_brucy
    This is such a good formula. I am taking a girl on a 3 day vacation this week... I'll give you the formula results when I get back on Wednesday.
    Hahahahahaha. Good formula Powerliftmike....
    Or.... work the formula backwards... divide the cost of the holiday by 5 and make sure you fuck her that many times, then you're getting sex for 5 bucks a pop!
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  13. 07-22-2007, 09:26 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    Does this apply to wife's as well ? Because by my estimation I have been paying around 35 grand per fvck over the last 17 years
    Yeah do you have a formula for wives?
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  14. 07-22-2007, 11:41 AM #14
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    I was looking for this formula, and how to calculate it right.. Awsome formula btw
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  15. 07-23-2007, 01:19 PM #15
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    haha where did you come up with this!. this made my day lol
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  16. 07-23-2007, 01:24 PM #16
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    I like the forumula but it seems you have to factor in the amount for gf drama. You wouldnt get that picking up some sluts.
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  17. 07-23-2007, 01:49 PM #17
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    Is it possible we can add something in there for the odd nice things they do...like a BJ counts for 2, dishes and washin my dirt underwear add five, anal adds 10....just my thought.....love it though man...
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  18. 07-23-2007, 02:30 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    Does this apply to wife's as well ? Because by my estimation I have been paying around 35 grand per fvck over the last 17 years

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  19. 07-23-2007, 02:41 PM #19
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    Having two at the same time is more expensive

    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    Does this apply to wife's as well ? Because by my estimation I have been paying around 35 grand per fvck over the last 17 years
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  20. 07-26-2007, 04:40 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Or.... work the formula backwards... divide the cost of the holiday by 5 and make sure you fuck her that many times, then you're getting sex for 5 bucks a pop!
    The hotel we stayed in cost $320 a night. We stayed in a jacuzzi suite at the Sheradon in Niagara falls... Each session cost me over a hundred bucks easily... she isn't the type of girl you take to a shitty hotel and I had my fun.
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  21. 07-26-2007, 08:48 AM #21
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    This is what my friend refers to as...

    CPF... Cost Per Fcuk
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  22. 07-26-2007, 09:51 AM #22
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    Yeah but you cant buy love.....
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