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  1. 08-04-2007, 06:30 PM #1
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    Here is a joke for you guys

    an elephant said to a camel, hey what's up with your tits? why are they on your back?
    the camel was surprised and said, that's really one ****ed up question from someone who got their dick in their face.
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  2. 08-04-2007, 07:23 PM #2
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  3. 08-04-2007, 08:15 PM #3
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  5. 08-04-2007, 10:00 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
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    are you a pirate?
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  6. 08-04-2007, 11:18 PM #6
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    emmm... idk about this one lol

    maybe in the right tone to some girl who's just tipped back 10 margaritas and you'd get that drunk "I'll laugh at anything right now" response.

    Just didn't do much for me.. but thats just me =]
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  7. 08-04-2007, 11:25 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    emmm... idk about this one lol

    maybe in the right tone to some girl who's just tipped back 10 margaritas and you'd get that drunk "I'll laugh at anything right now" response.

    Just didn't do much for me.. but thats just me =]
    Tell it to chicks with big noses.. I'm remembering this one.. Its short n easy.
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  8. 08-04-2007, 11:39 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks
    Tell it to chicks with big noses.. I'm remembering this one.. Its short n easy.
    Yeh I already have cuz its short. (remembered it not told it lol) But there IS better "stupid jokes" to tell. And if you're gonna use them on a chick a stupid/lame joke is always better than a real witty joke.

    Like "knock knock"

    Who's there? "the interrupting elephant"

    The interrupting elephant who? (and than in the stupidest voice you can) "moooo"

    Terrible in text but works like a charm on the ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    Yeh I already have cuz its short. (remembered it not told it lol) But there IS better "stupid jokes" to tell. And if you're gonna use them on a chick a stupid/lame joke is always better than a real witty joke.

    Like "knock knock"

    Who's there? "the interrupting elephant"

    The interrupting elephant who? (and than in the stupidest voice you can) "moooo"

    Terrible in text but works like a charm on the ladies.
    *credit to wedding crashers
    LOL I am digging that one.
    SO using it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks
    LOL I am digging that one.
    SO using it!
    Yeh dude girls piss thier pants with that one. Just make sure after she says "the interrupting elephant who" part, you pause for like 3 seconds and make a stupid face (like your getting ready to do something REALLY weird) it builds the tension and its ****n hilarious specially if you get the face right.

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  11. 08-05-2007, 11:10 AM #11
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    He did say "Heres a joke for you GUYS" Note not girls lol, I don't think he ment for you guys to go off and try and use it as a pickup line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x moe
    are you a pirate?
    Yarrr matey...or something like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beatango2008
    He did say "Heres a joke for you GUYS" Note not girls lol, I don't think he ment for you guys to go off and try and use it as a pickup line.
    "Heres a joke for you GUYS *to use on girls*" was the part he really meant to add, if not.. than I DID. =]

    And anyone who uses a joke as a pickup line has no idea how to pull tail whatsoever. This is crap you dazzle in AFTER you already have her hooked and its just a nice thing to have a default arsenal of lame jokes to tell chicks right before you turn up the sex vibe on them and pull out your torpedo.

    I'm not saying go memorize a joke encyclopedia and regurgitate the crap back to females, if you have no normal sense of humor to begin you'll look like a flat out idiot in the first place. A joke is a joke, just like water is water. You can use water to drink or water to scrub your ass. Just like a joke, its not the JOKES choice what you do with it, its the person using the joke. So who cares what is was "meant" for.

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    ps. can we tell race jokes I know thousands of those? =]
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  14. 08-05-2007, 07:09 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    ps. can we tell race jokes I know thousands of those? =]
    Like Nascar?
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