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    Fight at the Club!

    As many of you know I've been a bouncer and blah blah blah. Anyhow... It was my last weekend at the club I was working at in Georgia before I came to Texas, so I decided to drink on the job and maybe fight someone because I thought I wouldn't get in trouble. About 3 hours into the night I'm walking through the crowd to breakup a fight and I push this guy out of the way because I'm in a hurry. I yells at me, "Say excuse me!".

    I stopped and turned around and snapped back, "I DID say excuse me, I have a job to do and I can't waste time waiting for people to move!"

    He yells at me, "I don't care if you work here you've gotta show respect!"

    I replied, "I SAID excuse me now move out of the way..."

    He cuts me off and walks up about 6 inches away from me, I push him back a few feet with a tough shove and say "Get the **** back"

    He walks back up to me with his chest out, (this guy was a few inches taller than me but not near as muscular) so I push him back again and say "You got a ****ing problem?!?"

    At that moment 2 of his friends (one taller than me and one shorter) rush up and get in my face, too. I say, "YOU GUYS got a problem, too???"

    They get closer so I push the 2 taller ones and raise my fists up in Muay Thai stance. I say "Lets go motherfvckers!"

    One of them comes at me and I hit him right in the ****in eyeball splitting his cornea or whatever open and knocking him out, the other tall guy rushes up and I hit him with a right square in his jaw knocking him out, then the short guy comes at me from behind and puts me in a headlock (a shitty one at that), so I reach from over the top and slam him on the ground. After that the cops at the door rushed over and dragged the guys out and my boss demands that I explain what happened. I go back to floating around the club and one of the other bouncers comes up and tells me the guy I hit in the eye is trying to press charges against me. I get my girl and my DD and we head out the backdoor!!!

    It all turned out good in the end becuase I came back after the club closed and my boss still paid me. In addition I have a lot of Cop friends so they made sure the guy would not be able to go get a warrant the way they worded the police report. THEY STARTED IT THOUGH, so no flaming that I'm an asshole!!! LOL Either way, I took on 3 guys by myself and I'm pretty proud of myself

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    where in texas you moving to?

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    show off lol

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    It has to be the roids..... They make you able to fight X_O!!

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    your full of stories tongiht man... lol..

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    your must be one hell of a guy to have around... i need to move to tex...

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    hearing this story wants me to go be a bouncer

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    I will never understand this mentality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    I will never understand this mentality.

    WHile we try and figure it out, can i have sex with your avy please....

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    cool story bro...

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    Can’t wait till I grow up and get on roids....oh wait, I did grow up and on them religiously, why don't no one want to fight me?!?!?

    I am having sex with both of the avys as we speak....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    Can’t wait till I grow up and get on roids....oh wait, I did grow up and on them religiously, why don't no one want to fight me?!?!?

    I am having sex with both of the avys as we speak....
    sex with swazye what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby
    sex with swazye what?
    bro, don't get crazy on me, i was talking about the blonds above.....























































































































































































































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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    I will never understand this mentality.
    what do you mean?? you saying you never went through any stage in your life like this where you wanted to have fun? I'm not trying to kill anybody or permanently injure anyone, and I would NEVER start a fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by l2elapse
    where in texas you moving to?
    I came to College Station with my girlfriend, she's got 1 year left here before her degree

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    i hate bouncing i used to bounce hardcore shows and everytime a fight broke out the last and final time i did it some idoit kid pulls a gun!!!

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    it was the sust

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    Great job! i wouldn't bother fighting a bouncer. especially the size of you. lol

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    lol ive gotten in a bar fight in CS... ever heard of V-Bar??? thats where it goes down, my story is good but it wasnt 3 guys though!

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    pffft...what is this amateur hour? i would have done a front flip over all three of them then thrown in a mctwist and kicked them all in the back of the head during my descent to the ground, then landed with a lit cigarette in my mouth and a foot long beard because my speed was so ridiculous it actually temporarily increased the pace of the earths rotation and passed a full year within seconds.
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    the champ, the tank, your just one AR whore from all i know

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    are you sure that was a t-bar that split your head?? LOL...

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    I'm calling bull$hit. The threadstarter has a good imagination though.

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    I watched one of my buddies knock some guy in a club last weekend b/c he felt up his girlfriends boobs. He deserved what he got. One punch to the jaw and the guy dropped to the floor unconscious. The next thing I see is a bouncher carrying this guy outside over his shoulder still unconscious dripping blood from his mouth. It was funny!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    what do you mean?? you saying you never went through any stage in your life like this where you wanted to have fun? I'm not trying to kill anybody or permanently injure anyone, and I would NEVER start a fight.

    If your translation of fun is to go out to pick a fight, then not once have I ever thought of something so ignorant.

    Doing so only shows everyone that you have some insecurities and in order to deal with them, you go out and start fights in order to feel like a man bla bla bla

    You would never start a fight? I'm sorry but your initial post says different.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    what do you mean?? you saying you never went through any stage in your life like this where you wanted to have fun? I'm not trying to kill anybody or permanently injure anyone, and I would NEVER start a fight.

    what if....

    one of the guys fell backwards, hit his head and died? my friend got 2 years for hitting a guy once in a bar because the guy got knocked out, broke his leg on the fall and cracked his skull open. pure accident but he still got 2 years.

    that bullshit works fine and good in georgia but bring that assinine mentality to the tri state area. running out the backdoor like a puss is real manly.

    try and grow up alittle before its too late for yourself. you wont be able to claim ignorance and immaturity forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    If your translation of fun is to go out to pick a fight, then not once have I ever thought of something so ignorant.

    Doing so only shows everyone that you have some insecurities and in order to deal with them, you go out and start fights in order to feel like a man bla bla bla

    You would never start a fight? I'm sorry but your initial post says different.

    im with you, dude needs to grow up for sure

    Before i get the "its my job" bullshit, I worked security in England and Spain, for over 3 years as my full time job. Being a bouncer does not mean being a prick

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    And to be quite honest Superhuman, your type are the exact reason I have never liked clubs and bars. There always has to be one person that cannot relax and enjoy themselves without starting some shit and trying to pull some alpha male BS. As a bouncer it is your job to keep the peace not instigate a fight because you need to feel like a man or whatever. There are alot of guys on here that bounce or have bounced and I don't recall to many having this attitude.

    How old are you again? 22, 23?
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    I have no desire to fight, probably the most passive person alive. I did get into a bar fight earlier this year, but I sure didn't do anything to start it. Long story short I broke the guy's face in 3 places, and ended up in the state pen. Never been arrested before. 2nd degree assaut + paying out the ass for the guy's medical bills. His face needed to be plated. I will be suprized if you don't see some formal charges from you incident superhuman. I got a warrent in the mail 2 months after the fact.

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    Had a similar thing worked as a bouncer, until 1 year ago. For a reason I can't even remember some kickboxer or muay thai fighter kicked me in my side while my back was turned.

    His buddies were lau***ng, guy was acting all tough, I went berserk, grabbed his leg and hip, and while he was hitting me in the back of my head, raised him over my head and slammed him head first into the ground. He was unconscious for 30 minutes and bleeding trough the back of his head, his buds looked terrified.

    Police came, at first nothing happened, I didn't even have to come along. Next day, police on my doorstep, the guy's in the hospital with a heavy concussion, and his buddies all testified against me. The few bystanders that saw him start the fight didn't matter. I had to pay for his medical costs and him not being able to work, and I lost my license to bounce.

    The guy was a national amateur champion in his style, and notorious for starting fights. ****ing rediculous that I had to pay...

    That was my last "streetfight" ever, it's just not worth it... I still love mma tho...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboy003
    lol ive gotten in a bar fight in CS... ever heard of V-Bar??? thats where it goes down, my story is good but it wasnt 3 guys though!
    Yeah, we've been going to the Groove most every night but we went to the V-bar once. Lets here your story

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    And to be quite honest Superhuman, your type are the exact reason I have never liked clubs and bars. There always has to be one person that cannot relax and enjoy themselves without starting some shit and trying to pull some alpha male BS. As a bouncer it is your job to keep the peace not instigate a fight because you need to feel like a man or whatever. There are alot of guys on here that bounce or have bounced and I don't recall to many having this attitude.

    How old are you again? 22, 23?
    I can honestly say that I have NEVER in my life started a fight. I politely told this guy TWICE excuse me as I brushed past him and he proceeded to enter my personal space and threaten me with bodily harm raising his fists. I did what I deemed was necessary, regardless of the attitude I had at the beginning of the night. Just because I want to fight sometimes does NOT mean that I will start one. Some people just enjoy fighting. I have nothing to prove to anybody... and BTW I am 20 years old

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    I thought u had to be 21 to bounce clubs where there is alcohol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    I thought u had to be 21 to bounce clubs where there is alcohol
    In the states I've lived in, you have to be 16 to work in an establishment that serves alcohol, and you have to be 18 to serve alcohol. There may be an additional rule for security, but I'm sure it would be 18.

    Either way, I get into clubs and bars wherever I go with no ID because I'd like to say that I have a certain charisma and a way with words Been going to clubs since I was 15 and NEVER had a fake ID or had to tip a doorguy.

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    Ok, 20yrs old explains it all!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    In the states I've lived in, you have to be 16 to work in an establishment that serves alcohol, and you have to be 18 to serve alcohol. There may be an additional rule for security, but I'm sure it would be 18.

    Either way, I get into clubs and bars wherever I go with no ID because I'd like to say that I have a certain charisma and a way with words Been going to clubs since I was 15 and NEVER had a fake ID or had to tip a doorguy.
    I don't care how you put it, you are simply nothing more than a young punk. In your initial post you claimed that you wanted to go to get into a fight because you thought you wouldn't get into trouble. You need to grow up before somebody puts you in your place. Good story anyway, you're a cool dude. Did you see it in a movie or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    I politely told this guy TWICE excuse me as I brushed past him and he proceeded to enter my personal space and threaten me with bodily harm raising his fists.

    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    I push this guy out of the way because I'm in a hurry. I yells at me, "Say excuse me!".

    I think it went like this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kfrost06
    I think it went like this...

    I also noticed some inconsistencies.
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