WoW thanks Ambien! MAKE ME LOOK A FOOL!

[taiboxa]

ok anyways this is interesting story... and makes me sad

but im dating this chick who is a total sweet heart (she's a fitness specialist for a big company thingy), but the rest of this week/weekend she is super busy so no way to get together.. but i wanted to go see this movie .

anyways and i got this lil 18yr old stalker will do the wat ever i say kinda thing.. so im going to the movies w/ her tonight.

SO heres where it gets TOTTTALY EFFED UP
i took my ambien like always (sometimes i guess i do stuff and dont remember.. beats me)

but i check my fone this morning, it has a txt msg of "Huh?" on it.. apparently last night after i fell asleep the girl im dating calld me to chat and then she realized she woke me .. so she let me go back to sleep and said goodnight... WELL APPARENTLY i kept calling her back and TELLING HER that im going to the movies w/ my 18yr old STALKER! tomrrow night so there! (yeah listen folks.. dont play the jealousy card when ur asleep it makes u look like a tottall ass) anyways she said she kept trying to get off the fone w/ me and get me back to sleep.. and i just kept calling.. she said it was hard to understand me kuz i was mumbling so much and she could tell basically sleep talking, and i remember NONE OF IT.. i dont even know hwo the hell i diald the dam number.

THANK GOD SHE THOUGHT it was cute.. cuz man.. I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL LOOSER!~

[PEWN]

thats great ... good thing she thought it was cute.... i have talked to my gf half asleep and do not remember anything the next day ...

[timtim]

dont be silly, the ambien had nothing to do with you looking like a fool.

[x_moe]

you are a loser

[SMAN12b]

Trust us its NOT the ambien that is making you a loser.......LOLOLOL

but go ahead and think that if it helps

[RA]

Tai, seriously, isnt it time to go gay or something?

[x_moe]

Tai, seriously, isnt it time to go gay or something?

i agree

[PEWN]

Tai, seriously, isnt it time to go gay or something?

[Amorphic]

You never catch a break do you tai?

[Stock]

Tai, seriously, isnt it time to go gay or something?

[RBD85]

Atleast if she catches you, you can say hey I tried to tell you but you just wouldnt listen. haha

[PEWN]

Atleast if she catches you, you can say hey I tried to tell you but you just wouldnt listen. haha

good point..

[taiboxa]

yeah later today we were talking..
i was like "man.. if im playing the jealousy card while im asleep i must really like u.."

she is like.. "Yeah, i could tell something was wrong w/ u.. kuz u said
Im going to the movies tomrrow w/ my 18yr old stalker, but i wish it was you instead... and then u just got quiet.. and i thought u passed out.. then u hung up.. then u called me back and said.. I really would rather goto the movies w/ you but im going w/ my 18yr old stalker"

i was like "oh god im retarded"

she is like "and i was like oh god here we go again.. and then u calld me back a 3rd time! and basically said the same thing only slower!"

[RBD85]

I think its hilarious when people talk in their sleep

[PEWN]

hey i talk in my sleep..

[RBD85]

then you are funny

[rubix6]

haha that is funny. sorrry

[tadpoleboyy]

yea man careful with ambien, that stuff is just as potent as lsd, ive had a bad experience with it...

[taiboxa]

welp.. even though i never make first contact.. either i respond to her FONE CALL or TXT message.. she said i DEMAND HIGH AMOUNTS OF ATTENTION.. im pretty much gunna say its because of this event lol

GJ drugs.. dickd up another possible winner for me!

[domeyeahaigh]

reminds me of the time i was drunk on new years, some girl from work called me and i passed out on the phone the next day at work she is like so? what time do you want me to come over tonight? and i was like uhh yeah right afterwork we walk in my room she takes off her shoes and what next...hell yeah

[tvd220]

yea I have made a fool out of myself on Ambien many times, I always turn my phone off as I take my pill. Worst the drunk dialing