Lose Weight FAST!

[Johny-too-small]

Okay, here is what you need for this "blowout" diet:

1. Either a Car, bike, dune buggy, roller blades, whatever.
2. $10.43

Hit up your local Taco-Bell and place an order for the following items: 2 taco supremes, 1 nacho bellgrande, 2 encharitos, 1 burrito supreme. Now run by the store and grab some oats for the next day.

Consume all the Taco Bell in one sitting, dont worry about the little puke that may come up, it goes right back down Then go to bed for the night.

Upon waking up, return to your clean-whole-food-diet. Make sure to eat 6 cups of oats that day: remember you're bulking so get your 3500 cals in. IMPORTANT: reserve at least a solid hour alone and bring a good book and lots of T.P. I was 2lbs lighter the next day!!!!

Good luck!

Copyright 2007 (Hollywood here I come)

[RA]

You make my behind more nervous then if I was wearing assless chaps in a gay pride parade.

[Johny-too-small]

You make my behind more nervous then if I was wearing assless chaps in a gay pride parade.

[IronReload04]

think im gonna have to try this

[Lexed]

I dont get it

[RA]

You will shit like a goose

I dont get it

[Lexed]

[Johny-too-small]

I dont get it

OMG.

6 cups of oats (that's like 20g of fiber) mixed with Taco Bell's high quality hot sauce and chemically enhanced meat....

Man, you must have an iron gut, bro.

[Lexed]

I think I do ... when I was in freshman year of college I ate a 2 month old banna for 200 bucks and nothing happened

[Johny-too-small]

I think I do ... when I was in freshman year of college I ate a 2 month old banna for 200 bucks and nothing happened

[Godson]

only you would roller blade for exercise, fairy

[3bd]

That's what they made this for...

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[l2elapse]

I think I do ... when I was in freshman year of college I ate a 2 month old banna for 200 bucks and nothing happened

i challenge you to milk + onions blended for 200 bucks!

[PEWN]

this thread makes me feel all warm and fuzy..

[outofthebox]

i challenge you to milk + onions blended for 200 bucks!

i could do a cup of milk plus onions......if i can get it down i cant throw up either....i think i could do it

[Godson]

you would use that diet