Tai Attempted Suicide :(

**taiboxa** · 09-16-2007, 08:56 PM

as much as it shames me to admit this is true!

just 22minutes ago.. i opened a can of pillsbury Caramel covered cinnamon rolls threw them in the oven and busted out a pint of Old Fasion Vanilla Icecream.. and i ATE IT ALL! (ABSOLUTELY AMAZAING CHEAT MEAL LOL hot ass cinimon rolls covered in melted caramel w/ the QUALITY OLD FASION VANILLA ICECREAM MELTING ON TOP OF THEM!)

but unfortunately.. it failed and im still here WHORING IT UP

**PEWN** · 09-16-2007, 09:00 PM

hmm.... well heres the second attempt at suicide tht failed... come one people...

**Prada** · 09-16-2007, 09:01 PM

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**taiboxa** · 09-16-2007, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by Prada

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wtf
u think for someone with your almighty intellect and superior wisdom you would atleast POST SOMETHING FUNNY..

WHERES THE FEATHER and the BOW AND ARROW?!

**Primalinstinct** · 09-16-2007, 09:03 PM

Cake is going to be jealous.

Just think. If you get hit buy a bus tommorow you had and awesome dessert last night!

**taiboxa** · 09-16-2007, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by Primalinstinct

Cake is going to be jealous.

Just think. If you get hit buy a bus tommorow you had and awesome desert last night!

i hope its a big bus so it ends quickly..

**bpm1** · 09-16-2007, 09:06 PM

damn u i was ready to open up my soul to you but its all bullshit! on a side note i enjoyed some damn good icecream today, yummy!

**Prada** · 09-16-2007, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

wtf
u think for someone with your almighty intellect and superior wisdom you would atleast POST SOMETHING FUNNY..

WHERES THE FEATHER and the BOW AND ARROW?!

Superior intellect? Nope I am retadret.

#1 I told you for now you are worthy of a donkey.
#2 I thought I explicitly told you to SHUT UP BEECH!!

**taiboxa** · 09-16-2007, 09:07 PM

nah.. if you EVER see me post a thread bout missfortune and being down/sad/suicidal/depessed/moody.. its only for comedic value.. if you all get emotional i'll just call you a p*ssy

**PEWN** · 09-16-2007, 09:08 PM

sweet...

**taiboxa** · 09-16-2007, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by Prada

Superior intellect? Nope I am retadret.

#1 I told you for now you are worthy of a donkey.
#2 I thought I explicitly told you to SHUT UP BEECH!!

i got attacked by a donkey this summer... lol my ex flew in from cali to hang w/ me and she wanted to go feed my neighbors donkey.. "Eyeore".

we take carrots.. we go over and she is feeding it and loving it.. and it LOVES HER.. so i tried to feed it a carrot.. FUXOR goes NUTS TRYING TO NIP ME..

i was sad.. i kant even win over a donkey when i have FOOD...

**taiboxa** · 09-16-2007, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by pewntang

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ROFL that is SO AGAINST board rules..
and look im so retarded it i just quoted the image ><

**Prada** · 09-16-2007, 09:10 PM

The attempted suicide is going to turn into a homicide.

**taiboxa** · 09-16-2007, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Prada

The attempted suicide is going to turn into a homicide.

lets not turn this rape into a murder...

**Prada** · 09-16-2007, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

i got attacked by a donkey this summer... lol my ex flew in from cali to hang w/ me and she wanted to go feed my neighbors donkey.. "Eyeore".

we take carrots.. we go over and she is feeding it and loving it.. and it LOVES HER.. so i tried to feed it a carrot.. FUXOR goes NUTS TRYING TO NIP ME..

i was sad.. i kant even win over a donkey when i have FOOD...

Donkeys smell bad.

**bpm1** · 09-16-2007, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

lets not turn this rape into a murder...

quote of the year IMO

**Kratos** · 09-16-2007, 09:13 PM

I thought about going to Dairy Queen for a large blizzard with extra peanut butter cup in it. I thought the 7 mile run I did would balance out two. I ate yogert instead ya fat bass-turd

**PEWN** · 09-16-2007, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

ROFL that is SO AGAINST board rules..
and look im so retarded it i just quoted the image ><

lol.. now tht you saw it ill take it down...

**Juicy J** · 09-16-2007, 09:14 PM

^^thats pretty funny

**Prada** · 09-16-2007, 09:14 PM

You sick twisted demented bastards.
Rape

**bpm1** · 09-16-2007, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Prada

You sick twisted demented bastards.
Rape

its not that bad, murder is werse

**Renesis** · 09-16-2007, 10:30 PM

Omg I freaking hate you now I want cinnamon buns with vanilla frosting.... hey reeses puff cereal!

**taiboxa** · 09-16-2007, 10:33 PM

yeah i hate it when im dieting and its like the end of my low carb part of my diet and people are posting up their cheat meals.. i always end up eating my keyboard

**Renesis** · 09-16-2007, 10:34 PM

Well now you got me eating a giant bowl of reeses puffs.... with 2% fat milk ^_^

**taiboxa** · 09-16-2007, 10:37 PM

got gas-x?

**Renesis** · 09-16-2007, 10:38 PM

LOL I just saw a stupid commerical of that shit today.... Nah beech I gots lactaid milk. It has a sweet taste to it so it only adds to the reeses.. yummm

**Titan 3** · 09-16-2007, 10:51 PM

Man that sounds good!

**unclemoney** · 09-17-2007, 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by Renesis

Well now you got me eating a giant bowl of reeses puffs.... with 2% fat milk ^_^

*mouth waters*

peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanut butter

hahahaha man back in the days of basic for extra protein/carbs/fat I'd steal a shitload from the chow hall and eat it during lights out!