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    I didnt know he was spoken for.. come see me when lexed breaks your heart

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    Big I think this guy is falling for you. Im sorry but Big is my man
    It was your idea to see other people, not mine

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    maybe if you didnt spend all the time on this site and gave me some attention

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBigger
    That's what was confusing me, I thought he was worried she was pregnant.
    Yeah, I thought the part about getting his "bore punched" had something to do with an abortion or something...I mean, I know I am old(er) but man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    maybe if you didnt spend all the time on this site and gave me some attention
    things were going so well between us before that pic of you with your hand under Hasselhoff's crotch...

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    he is more man then you will ever be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    he is more man then you will ever be

    you know how to hurt a guy damn it. and not just in a good way.

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    alright big I think its time we stoped we scared everyone from this thread lol

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    There is no need to bore anything, a urine test will give the same results

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBigger
    just my head is real
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    Urine tests work great, you pee in a cup and they look at it under a microscope, and then give you a little bannana flavored drink if you're "infected".... Damn Asia

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    I got "rodded" once with the cotton stick up the pee-hole. Goddamn that was the worst shit ever. The first time you pee after that, man you can hear the angel's crying. Peeing in a cup, now that's the way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
    I got "rodded" once with the cotton stick up the pee-hole. Goddamn that was the worst shit ever. The first time you pee after that, man you can hear the angel's crying. Peeing in a cup, now that's the way to go.
    Ever had a catheder? Talk about pain..dont remember it going in, but remember it coming out, which hurt like hell and it felt like I was pissing fire the remainder of the day!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by longhorn814
    Ever had a catheder? Talk about pain..dont remember it going in, but remember it coming out, which hurt like hell and it felt like I was pissing fire the remainder of the day!!
    DOOD my ex had kidney infection and shit.. at one point she was having a catheter plugged into her like every other week.. omg.. i couldnt imagine.. she would always come outta there crying kuz of the pain..

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    lol at this thread. ugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    DOOD my ex had kidney infection and shit.. at one point she was having a catheter plugged into her like every other week.. omg.. i couldnt imagine.. she would always come outta there crying kuz of the pain..
    had alcohol poisoning when I was 18..yeah I know stupid kid..woke up in the hospital with no clue how I got there..told the doc I had to piss and he said go right here..I looked down and there was a hose coming out of my dick..anyway it felt really good to pee and then the doc said take a deep breath and just yanked the damn thing out..it hurt so bad, I thought he just chopped it off!!! Yeah dont ever want one of those again!!

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    You know what's funny, after I got rodded and the lady was like "you're fine dude" I was actually disappointed. I mean I was relieved I didn't have any STD's, but I was thinking, fvck...I just did this for nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
    You know what's funny, after I got rodded and the lady was like "you're fine dude" I was actually disappointed. I mean I was relieved I didn't have any STD's, but I was thinking, fvck...I just did this for nothing.
    i just hope i never have to experience that myself

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    3 to 5 days...drip..get punched. If not..just gget a tetracycline cocktail

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