Are happy endings only in the movies?

[zipster_dude]

Me and the wife were arguing about happy endings after a massage. Is there such a thing in the real world?

How the hell would you go about finding one? (I'm not looking, but the wife insists that they exist. I have only found them overseas and across the borders).

Any wisdom?

[bpm1]

they r out there, but wen i get a massage im lookin for a massage, not a happy ending. look at the asian massages parlours, they r infamous for that

[zipster_dude]

I'll be damned.....why don't the feds crack down on their asses?

[bpm1]

I'll be damned.....why don't the feds crack down on their asses?

iono, my brother went into one(an asian massage) very innocently as he was on that side of town and he had a couple hrs in between meetings.well the chick asked him wat he wanted and he said a massage and she said "nothing moor?" he was insulted to say the least, hes married and faithful to his wife.he almost called the cops but decided against it.it does happen, just have to know where

[zipster_dude]

thought it was urban legend.....damn....wife wins again....

[LawMan018]

Me and the wife were arguing about happy endings after a massage. Is there such a thing in the real world?

How the hell would you go about finding one? (I'm not looking, but the wife insists that they exist. I have only found them overseas and across the borders).

Any wisdom?

Well, my parents started dating in college and then my dad ended up leaving my mom and moving up north... A year and a half later (mom still in love with him) he comes back down and they go back out again and have been faithfully married 27 years... So yeh, it happens!

[BuffThaStuff]

Well, my parents started dating in college and then my dad ended up leaving my mom and moving up north... A year and a half later (mom still in love with him) he comes back down and they go back out again and have been faithfully married 27 years... So yeh, it happens!

what does that have to do with the topic?

[paulzane]

what does that have to do with the topic?

I can understand what lawman is on about as I misread the OP as well. He didn't realize it was a coded question!!

[l2elapse]

haha he didnt even read the thread i dont think....

[TEST_ME!]

um why else would you go for a massage?

[PEWN]

Well, my parents started dating in college and then my dad ended up leaving my mom and moving up north... A year and a half later (mom still in love with him) he comes back down and they go back out again and have been faithfully married 27 years... So yeh, it happens!

i still dont know how this has to do with the thread... but ... who am i ..? was your mom giving happy endings ? or in your case in gay porn was your dad giving happy endings ?

[TEST_ME!]

i still dont know how this has to do with the thread... but ... who am i ..? was your mom giving happy endings ? or in your case in gay porn was your dad giving happy endings ?

Ouch

[QuieTSToRM33]

Well, my parents started dating in college and then my dad ended up leaving my mom and moving up north... A year and a half later (mom still in love with him) he comes back down and they go back out again and have been faithfully married 27 years... So yeh, it happens!

[gixxerboy1]

I'll be damned.....why don't the feds crack down on their asses?

Because the feds dont go after prostitution. You see in the paper quite often about massage parlors getting closed.

[Bigen12]

Me and the wife were arguing about happy endings after a massage. Is there such a thing in the real world?

How the hell would you go about finding one? (I'm not looking, but the wife insists that they exist. I have only found them overseas and across the borders).

Any wisdom?

They do,
Go to one of the Asian Massage parlors, you'll get a happy ending and more, just depends on how much money you wish to spend.

One other thing,

Don't ask for one at those Asian ran massage chairs, that they have in the shopping malls, it'll get you into a bunch of trouble....

[RA]

Shit in Detroit they will come to your room and give a massage+

[Lexed]

shit load of them in philly china town... havent been to one but my friend has

[zipster_dude]

I'm a dumbass

Guess I'm the only one who thought that was only in hustler.

[305GUY]

Theres a shitload of them over here in Miami. Even a few forums where you rate the better ones. Pretty sure you can find some on craigslist as well.

[LawMan018]

Oh I read his post, and I answered his first question with a personal story (are there any happy endings in the real world?). Now he wants wisdom on finding some? You can't get wisdom on something like that, it would be like me asking, "Do you think my ex gf is ever going to come back to me?" Happy endings are a product of your own actions, do the best you can, and what happens happens. And pewntang, stfu

[LawMan018]

Well yur right, I read his post again and I'm fvckin confused as hell

[l2elapse]

Well yur right, I read his post again and I'm fvckin confused as hell

[Ir0n]

Well yur right, I read his post again and I'm fvckin confused as hell

[RA]

He means like a Disney movie. They massage you and then the hero gets the girl and saves the day.

Well yur right, I read his post again and I'm fvckin confused as hell

[305GUY]

He means like a Disney movie. They massage you and then the hero gets the girl and saves the day.

LMFAO!!

and isnt LawMan the guy who wanted to spank his monkey on camera for a bunch of gays in hollywood or something and he doesnt even know hat a "happy ending" is??

[C_Bino]

They are all over the place man. Massage parlour got closed down near me cause they were doing full service.

LOL @ Lawman not knowing what a happy ending is.

[IronReload04]

i cant testify to te fact that, with my experience, over seas, their is happy endings

[scottish]

lawman, thanks for making my day.havent laughed that hard in a long time.

[LawMan018]

lawman, thanks for making my day.havent laughed that hard in a long time.

Haha well shit, I don't know your guys's little lingo, I've never been to a massage parlour... I'm thinking this guy is depressed or something talking with his wife about it lol

[bpm1]

this is for lawman
happy ending= blowing your load

[Amorphic]

why the hell dont i live in big cities that have fun shit like that.

[Ajc330]

happy ending is a lil something something after a massage

[Hoggage_54]

Go to Toronto, there are about 10,000 exotic massage parlours there.

[Tesla]

Take a moment now to watch this sexy blond give a black guy a great massage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_uuN5kuq74

[DSM4Life]

Well, my parents started dating in college and then my dad ended up leaving my mom and moving up north... A year and a half later (mom still in love with him) he comes back down and they go back out again and have been faithfully married 27 years... So yeh, it happens!

your so lost !

[Tock]

they r out there, but wen i get a massage im lookin for a massage, not a happy ending. look at the asian massages parlours, they r infamous for that

The Dallas cops have been cracking down on those . . . instead of posing as regular customers getting the "happy ending," as soon as the massage begins, the cops arrest them for doing a massage without a license (you need a license to do massages here in Texas). It's a new tactic, but it seems to be working . . .

[zipster_dude]

The Dallas cops have been cracking down on those . . . instead of posing as regular customers getting the "happy ending," as soon as the massage begins, the cops arrest them for doing a massage without a license (you need a license to do massages here in Texas). It's a new tactic, but it seems to be working . . .

Wow! We are moving to Dallas in December. (not going to a massage parlor though)

That other guy makes me laugh. He knows one less thing about happy endings than I do.

[Logan13]

Me and the wife were arguing about happy endings after a massage. Is there such a thing in the real world?

How the hell would you go about finding one? (I'm not looking, but the wife insists that they exist. I have only found them overseas and across the borders).

Any wisdom?

I just got an oriental massage Friday night(the kind where they walk on you). I did not get one, but it was offered by the Phillpino lady giving the massage. If they give them, you will know it.

[HardCharger]

Well, my parents started dating in college and then my dad ended up leaving my mom and moving up north... A year and a half later (mom still in love with him) he comes back down and they go back out again and have been faithfully married 27 years... So yeh, it happens!

LOL, I thought he was just being sarcastic... but he really didnt know. Awesome!

[unclemoney]

Man those airforce recruiters are going to eat lawman up!!! hahaha.