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    me and poon do anal all the time I always make him clean it before we proceed

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    Speaking of girlfriends and anal, how the hell do you guys talk your female into this? I'm getting pretty fukking bored sexually... she needs to watch some pornos so she'll understand that girls are supposed to take it in the ass and swallow.

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    Depends on the girl, everything from- I'm going to pound that ass to baby, I have something fun I want "us" to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by AandF6969 View Post
    Speaking of boyfriends and anal, how the hell do you guys talk your man into this? I'm getting pretty fukking bored sexually... he needs to watch some pornos so he'll understand that guys are supposed to take it in the ass and swallow.



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    Quote Originally Posted by AandF6969 View Post
    Speaking of girlfriends and anal, how the hell do you guys talk your female into this? I'm getting pretty fukking bored sexually... she needs to watch some pornos so she'll understand that girls are supposed to take it in the ass and swallow.
    this is why you make sure the girl isn't an annoying sexual conservative before you start with 'em....if it's ingrained in 'em to lay there and just let ya **** 'em ur not gonna change it without alot of work......i wanna try everything and i have to have a girl that wants the same thing.......and why would any girl not swallow anyway? i'll eat their cum all day long....lol you do that and you have a way to guilt trip her into it

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    this is why you make sure the girl isn't an annoying sexual conservative before you start with 'em....if it's ingrained in 'em to lay there and just let ya **** 'em ur not gonna change it without alot of work......i wanna try everything and i have to have a girl that wants the same thing.......and why would any girl not swallow anyway? i'll eat their cum all day long....lol you do that and you have a way to guilt trip her into it
    I've ate alot of p u s s y but never sucked a load out of a girl, you sure she didn't fuk another guy before she came over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents View Post
    I've ate alot of p u s s y but never sucked a load out of a girl, you sure she didn't fuk another guy before she came over?
    u fruitcake......HER JUICE...not mine......although if she hadn't cum a couple times yet and i did i'd do that.....don't matter to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by AandF6969 View Post
    Speaking of girlfriends and anal, how the hell do you guys talk your female into this? I'm getting pretty fukking bored sexually... she needs to watch some pornos so she'll understand that girls are supposed to take it in the ass and swallow.
    I had to persuade 2 past gf's and it took about 2 months with each of em..

    you just gotta be real gentle when you do it and not try to shove it in there at first so they dont run away crying with a horrible experience in their mind from it..then they wont try it again

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    I don’t mean to bust your balls, but based on some of your questions I’m starting to wonder about how certain you could really be about both of you being 99% std free.
    You are young so it’s possible you were both virgins, BUT it’s not out of character for a woman to lie about the number of previous sex partners. Also, if you were not a virgin I would bet that you grabbed a piece of ass somewhere and didn’t have a condom handy.

    Have fun, but take the advice of those who have traveled the road before you. Grab some water based lube, make sure the condom fits/is on right, and get in the habit of using one every time. All it takes is 1 time and you could be 100% stuck with something for the rest of your life. Not to mention running the risk of pregnancy (some women are just breeders and a anal leakage or overspray is all it takes).

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    I was in a really crappy mood today until I saw this sh*t

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    i see theres a dude named "sphincter" browsing this thread...i think we should all sit back and see what he has to say on the subject.
    edit:nevermind, he already has. lol.

    all i can say is, no need to put on snowtires when your taking a gravel road. translate that however you want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buffgator View Post
    webb said poop. Now where the hell did the poop smiley go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizz28 View Post
    Dizz28, ACpower, allout13, avcomp5, bigboy003, BWhitaker, Carlos_E, dblock189, J-Dogg, Kale, kihop, LawMan018, Logan13, lpicken, qualityclrk1, sphincter, TAPPER


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    Strange. At 10:30pm? I wasn't even home from the gym yet. Whose signing on as me???


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    Quote Originally Posted by AandF6969 View Post
    Speaking of girlfriends and anal, how the hell do you guys talk your female into this? I'm getting pretty fukking bored sexually... she needs to watch some pornos so she'll understand that girls are supposed to take it in the ass and swallow.
    I got it before we had vaginal intercourse with one of my exs, but that was a long time ago. She somehow thought God viewed it as different then sex, she broke down in the end anyways, I always thought it was weird, but I enjoyed myself

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    this is my favorite thread so far

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSola View Post
    this is my favorite thread so far
    Without a doubt!

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    For those women who are timid you first introduce digital stimulation... first 1 finger, then 2 fingers then 3 fingers..by then she's enjoying it. With proper lube that massive penis of yours will slide into the anal canal(without complaint) giving her an orgasm(if done properly) like she's never felt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizz28 View Post
    Dizz28, ACpower, allout13, avcomp5, bigboy003, BWhitaker, Carlos_E, dblock189, J-Dogg, Kale, kihop, LawMan018, Logan13, lpicken, qualityclrk1, sphincter, TAPPER


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    lol we can all be pervs together....well....not together...but...@ the same time....and i've tried so hard to get this girl i've been on and off dating for YEARS to take it up the ass...she tried it one time, and cried like a whimp , but i'm not an ass hole about it (lol hahaha), and i don't pressure her, but wtf do i do now? i need an outside source to persuade her that it CAN feel good....she even talks about this friend of hers who used to do it all the time, and how her friend said she loved it and blah blah blah...so i'm just like "WTF is the problem then?" Shes pretty cool about everything else- like swallowing and such, and i hope to god she never reads this shit, cuz she'll know its me in a second- but after years of f*ckin that same puss its really does loosen up lol....i mean it still gets the job done and i love her to death, but i'd def. like to mix it up a bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by qualityclrk1 View Post
    lol we can all be pervs together....well....not together...but...@ the same time....and i've tried so hard to get this girl i've been on and off dating for YEARS to take it up the ass...she tried it one time, and cried like a whimp , but i'm not an ass hole about it (lol hahaha), and i don't pressure her, but wtf do i do now? i need an outside source to persuade her that it CAN feel good....she even talks about this friend of hers who used to do it all the time, and how her friend said she loved it and blah blah blah...so i'm just like "WTF is the problem then?" Shes pretty cool about everything else- like swallowing and such, and i hope to god she never reads this shit, cuz she'll know its me in a second- but after years of f*ckin that same puss its really does loosen up lol....i mean it still gets the job done and i love her to death, but i'd def. like to mix it up a bit
    LMFAO

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    I have had a vasaline but never tried it for anal. Sexual holes and petrolium jelly dont mix in my mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuck_redhill View Post
    For those women who are timid you first introduce digital stimulation... first 1 finger, then 2 fingers then 3 fingers..by then she's enjoying it. With proper lube that massive penis of yours will slide into the anal canal(without complaint) giving her an orgasm(if done properly) like she's never felt.
    exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    who does the hammering?
    me and this 1 chick didnt have anything like ky or vasoline so went to the fridge grabbed the stick of butter and we were good to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Second2None
    me and this 1 chick didnt have anything like ky or vasoline so went to the fridge grabbed the stick of butter and we were good to go
    then you can use the leftovers for a grilled cheese sandwich

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    I like to use WD-40. I use the little red straw to get in there real good

    Quote Originally Posted by Second2None View Post
    me and this 1 chick didnt have anything like ky or vasoline so went to the fridge grabbed the stick of butter and we were good to go

    OMG these 2 posts seriously made me LOL... I was on the ground in stitches

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    what did it smell like while an the middle of anal sex with a stick of butter? No toast for me in the morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by avcomp5 View Post
    shitttt i been using vaseline for past bout month or so with anal bout 5times a week im guessin should i go to doc?

    umm.. no offense, but I dont know ANY skank who wants it up the ass 5 times a week... thats some nasty shit...

    speaking of Nasty shit..have her douche... but im still blown away by the 5 times a week... her farts must sound like a fog horn!!!

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    ^How do find these threads? Do you type in penis and ass or something?

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    I was trying to find the "hot g/.f thread" and this came up....thought it would be funny.. I was correct!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BodyByAAS View Post
    I was trying to find the "hot g/.f thread" and this came up....thought it would be funny.. I was correct!!
    Rightttt so how do you explain how you found the penis thread



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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Rightttt so how do you explain how you found the penis thread


    heh heh heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by avcomp5 View Post
    okay well if were both 100% clean then can i still get an infection or nething?
    I read somewhere that humans can get over 1000 different diseases from various bugs. If neither of you have STD's, you could still transmit all sorts of other things. But maybe not.

    Personally, I've had lots of anal sex. If I had as many sticking out of me as I've had stuck in me, I'd look like a porcupine. And I'm still healthy. But then again, I was never promiscuous.

    For sure, though, get rid of the vaseline. It traps unfriendly bugs on your skin or on your colon lining that your system might otherwise effectively deal with, so that they might fester and become a problem.

    Get a water-based lubricant. KY jelly at the drugstore, or try some of the sex lubricants available at XXX shops or advertised in the back pages of XXX magazines. Much healthier.

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    KY jelly does wonders.........umm so i hear.

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    Good shit


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    well.. the penis thread had the word "G.f in it" and it ALSO looked amusing to read...


    Ok FINE!!! You caught me... ima raging queen looking for Cock!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Second2None View Post
    me and this 1 chick didnt have anything like ky or vasoline so went to the fridge grabbed the stick of butter and we were good to go
    It works, use the magarine, keeps the pounding going

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tock View Post
    I read somewhere that humans can get over 1000 different diseases from various bugs. If neither of you have STD's, you could still transmit all sorts of other things. But maybe not.

    Personally, I've had lots of anal sex. If I had as many sticking out of me as I've had stuck in me, I'd look like a porcupine. And I'm still healthy. But then again, I was never promiscuous.

    For sure, though, get rid of the vaseline. It traps unfriendly bugs on your skin or on your colon lining that your system might otherwise effectively deal with, so that they might fester and become a problem.

    Get a water-based lubricant. KY jelly at the drugstore, or try some of the sex lubricants available at XXX shops or advertised in the back pages of XXX magazines. Much healthier.

    My ass just puckered thenand not in a good way

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