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  1. 01-06-2008, 07:03 AM #1
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    Beware of LuLu Lemons and padded bras

    F*ck this false advertising bullshit!!!! Anyone else have any bad exeriences with either or both of these?? I just got this girl outta my house....thank God. So I meet this chick at the bar after work. I usually don't go home with random girls but tonight I was exeptionally horny (test will do that to me)
    So long story short I get this girl home (Who looked tight with her clothes on) So When I take the bra off Bammm,...small saggy fried egg lookin titties....SICK!! O well at least she's got a nice ass??....WRONG!!!! Off come the LULU's and there lies a soft, looses,saggy ass......F*CK!!!!!!! Im not even gonna go into what her ***** looked like. So beware of the technilogical advances in womens clothing , your eyes may be playing tricks on you
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    Ya but ya still bang her LOL
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    Well ya......but not one of my proudest moments
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  4. 01-06-2008, 01:44 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanMachine2000 View Post
    Well ya......but not one of my proudest moments
    Just take a couple more shots and she'll look like a beauty queen!
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    Makes me sick thinking about it. I had a similar situation once, couldn't do it. I made up some piss poor excuse.

    Still disgusts me to this day.
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  7. 01-06-2008, 02:01 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents View Post
    Send these chics my way I'll take one for the team
    haha
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    I'm not real picky, hot, decent whatever it's all good
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents View Post
    I'm not real picky, hot, decent whatever it's all good
    Agreed
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    I hate to deter the thread off course but I wonder what girls would say if we walked around with socks stuffed on our cawk and muscle pads?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Z-Ro View Post
    I hate to deter the thread off course but I wonder what girls would say if we walked around with socks stuffed on our cawk and muscle pads?
    But, But, I do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :?
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    Thats when I do the old fake asleep/ passed out trick.
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    Hilarious! I miss my college days....
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    i had a girl actually tell me not to get to excited cause with the bra she had on it was just "false advertising"....she was right but i appreciated the honesty and i really doint care...LuLu lemon is huge in canada right now and bitchs wear it out to clubs and shit, then you get em out of it and they shoud be wearin LuLuLu lemon cause they have to put 2 pairs together to get there fat soggy ass' in em...
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB View Post
    i had a girl actually tell me not to get to excited cause with the bra she had on it was just "false advertising"....she was right but i appreciated the honesty and i really doint care...LuLu lemon is huge in canada right now and bitchs wear it out to clubs and shit, then you get em out of it and they shoud be wearin LuLuLu lemon cause they have to put 2 pairs together to get there fat soggy ass' in em...
    This may be funny asking but I looked up LuLu Lemon and all I found was it was special athletic clothing for women? WHAT IS IT?! haha!
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    thats what it is..it is great to train in for guys and girls but it helps girls look a lot better in the ass than they really do so they are wearing this shit everywhere now...its false advertising...
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    I'm willing to cut some slack on the boobs, but so sad when an ass falls apart out of the mold.
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    What next?!

    I agree with Kratos, I would cut some slack on the boobs but if they got a saggy ugly ol ass forget it. Put your battle suit back on and get out....
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    the battle suit.....HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..thanks Roid, that amde my day man....Moooooooooo

    and if we start cutting slack on the boobs, whats next....give em an inch they'll take a mile man....fu*k that, if it aint what it looks like on the outside hit the bricks bitch....
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB View Post
    the battle suit.....HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..thanks Roid, that amde my day man....Moooooooooo

    and if we start cutting slack on the boobs, whats next....give em an inch they'll take a mile man....fu*k that, if it aint what it looks like on the outside hit the bricks bitch....
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    sometimes you just gotta fart when shes giving you head if she fakes you out like that.

    also i need to know more about these LuLu lemons? WTF b/c I think this chick at the gym, whos ass i thought looked good, wears that same shitt? bump for more info on the LuLu lemons b4 i start a new thread devoted to it.
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    sometimes you just gotta fart when shes giving you head if she fakes you out like that.
    Classic pay back, lol.

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    yes i do, and the women i meet need to be just as tight as my ship....hahahhaa
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    Wtf is a lulu lemon?
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    Didn't know that and I see them all the time at the salon Why are they called that?
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    I personally LOVE these things.. I really dont care as much what she looks like nekid as she does in normal life.. i see her more with cloths on then totally nekid...
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    Quote Originally Posted by batlin View Post
    I personally LOVE these things.. I really dont care as much what she looks like nekid as she does in normal life.. i see her more with cloths on then totally nekid...
    you need to start reversing that
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    Quote Originally Posted by batlin View Post
    I personally LOVE these things.. I really dont care as much what she looks like nekid as she does in normal life.. i see her more with cloths on then totally nekid...
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    But too look good with cloths, you still have to be attractive.. face, body shape etc...

    I guess I am just use to fat chicks, i just turn the lights out anyways.. so.. i never actually see them nekid.. just with cloths....
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    I'm with WEBB...hit the road biatch! I didn't do it in the first place let alone if it ever happens again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    Didn't know that and I see them all the time at the salon Why are they called that?
    lulu lemon is the brand
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