Top This For A Shitty Day!

[largerthannormal]

so to start the day its valentines day (mom died a year ago today) so i figured id make the best of it! im in jail at the time being and i get out for work during the day. i decided to sneak home for a morning shower cause im sick of the little guys checkin out my pecker! so i roll up to my house and i knotice the front wall of my house is missing! turns out we didnt have enough money to pay the gas bill so my family started a fire in the fire place and the walls on the inside started on fire..the fire department ripped down all the walls...now i cant even help them cause my dumb decisions in the past got me locked up! well sorry guys just had to shoot that out there to tell someone!

[james21]

Holy shit! Ive had bad days but a missing wall.... sorry bro

[largerthannormal]

thanks for the support bro!

[Renesis]

Go read Kales thread.

[Schmidty]

that blows bro

[largerthannormal]

thanks guys...yeah i think kale's got me beat! both shitty days for us! and both anniversarys for lost family members!

[J*U*icEd]

how the hell do you get to go home to take a shower if ur locked up??

[legobricks]

I feel for ya bro. I remeber hanging out with you and gettin into so much crap and your mom chasin us around and threating us with nearest objects she could find. Or when her and your dad would come home from the bar and talk stupid and try and wrestle. LOL! Def. good times and she is missed dearly. Can't wait for you to get out!

[BITTAPART2]

what did you you do get locked up?

[FREAK]

keep the faith bro

[largerthannormal]

thanks u all...... for the guy that asked how did i get home if im locked up..(HUBER BRO) i got locked up for a bad night at a bar a week after my ma passed and i hurt a few kids that would learn to stop when i asked them too...i know realize i was incredibly stupid and should of been the bigger man and walked away. i know thats ***** talk but its true!

but my new motto is (WHY TRY TO ACT BIG WHEN U ARE BIG) lol....now i keep to myself my friends and MY BOYS FROM THE FORUMS!!!!!

lego ha i cant belive u remember that! wrestling was awesome! lol..we always lost!

[Kale]

thanks guys...yeah i think kale's got me beat! both shitty days for us! and both anniversarys for lost family members!

You havnt got me beat bro, losing anybody thats close to you, especially your mother is a tough thing to have to deal with at anytime, but especially if you were locked up and couldn't see her when she passed away. I am truly sorry for your loss dude.

[Amorphic]

sorry to hear it, it sounds like you are doing well though. how much time do you have left in jail?

[largerthannormal]

thanks Kale ! i just think a daughter would be harder if i had one. (both a tragic loss)

Amorphic i only got 5 more months or so left to sit! yes im doing well i try to look for the good in things! i found i just cant go through life being mad at every single thing that goes wrong! me and kale may have bad luck. but something good is bound to happen soon... plus i look at all the good things i have left and there are certain things no one can take away from me..(like my muscles) mwahahahaah!

[firmechicano831]

can you log on to this forum from jail?

[kman]

can you log on to this forum from jail?

Yea I'm lost as well. What kind of jail lets you go home to shower and have a computer?

[largerthannormal]

dude i explained that at least 3 times in this thread please read before posting!

[largerthannormal]

or at least just read the first post and ull understand! or are u guys just posting to get ur post numbers up?????

[Oki-Des]

My buddy went home after getting drunk the other night. His girlfriend was mad at him so he decided to sleep on the sofa. He saw some lotion on the table and decided to lube himself up. He said he passed out after he was done and woke up in the morning. The lotion he used was actually self tanning lotion and the stuff had run down in between his fingers and all over his hands. Because it was on him for hours, the places the lotion was touching was nearly black. He said his di*K was also black from the ordeal. He was unable to wash the tan off and has to go to work with his jerk off cream permanently stained into his hand. At least it stained it for a few days pretty good.
I am sorry about your story and wanted to try to lighten your mood a little. Hang in there.

[kman]

so to start the day its valentines day (mom died a year ago today) so i figured id make the best of it! im in jail at the time being and i get out for work during the day. i decided to sneak home for a morning shower cause im sick of the little guys checkin out my pecker! so i roll up to my house and i knotice the front wall of my house is missing! turns out we didnt have enough money to pay the gas bill so my family started a fire in the fire place and the walls on the inside started on fire..the fire department ripped down all the walls...now i cant even help them cause my dumb decisions in the past got me locked up! well sorry guys just had to shoot that out there to tell someone!

Sorry to hear this. Best of luck.I Still don't see an explanation anywhere in this thread on how your able to go home and shower, but at the same time be in jail locked up.

[Kale]

My buddy went home after getting drunk the other night. His girlfriend was mad at him so he decided to sleep on the sofa. He saw some lotion on the table and decided to lube himself up. He said he passed out after he was done and woke up in the morning. The lotion he used was actually self tanning lotion and the stuff had run down in between his fingers and all over his hands. Because it was on him for hours, the places the lotion was touching was nearly black. He said his di*K was also black from the ordeal. He was unable to wash the tan off and has to go to work with his jerk off cream permanently stained into his hand. At least it stained it for a few days pretty good.
I am sorry about your story and wanted to try to lighten your mood a little. Hang in there.

Well it sure lightened mine

[Chuck_R]

Sorry to hear this. Best of luck.I Still don't see an explanation anywhere in this thread on how your able to go home and shower, but at the same time be in jail locked up.

Often times you are allowed to leave the detention center during the day to go to work and then report back to the center after work. This is for those who have no priors or their priors weren't felonies or violent felonies. Many times 1st time offenders(even felonies) can have their records erased provided they don't violate probation. It's kind of like a half way house, but your butt is still restricted, so it ain't as good as it could be....but it ain't as bad as it coould be either.

Hey Bro. I wish you much luck and good fortune and hope you'll be done with your time early.

[Igifuno]

hang in there bro - it could always be worse..

[largerthannormal]

thanks guys all of you...i just recieved good news there is a small chance they may let me out on the Electric Monitoring soon they are going to review my application after april 1st. AND YES THAT STORY DID BRIGHTEN THINGS UP (OKI-DES) LOL!!

[Oki-Des]

I am happy to hear it!
Hang in there man.
Just remember, no matter how good or bad anything is, it always changes. Always.