
Originally Posted by
Oki-Des
My buddy went home after getting drunk the other night. His girlfriend was mad at him so he decided to sleep on the sofa. He saw some lotion on the table and decided to lube himself up. He said he passed out after he was done and woke up in the morning. The lotion he used was actually self tanning lotion and the stuff had run down in between his fingers and all over his hands. Because it was on him for hours, the places the lotion was touching was nearly black. He said his di*K was also black from the ordeal. He was unable to wash the tan off and has to go to work with his jerk off cream permanently stained into his hand. At least it stained it for a few days pretty good.
I am sorry about your story and wanted to try to lighten your mood a little. Hang in there.