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  1. 11-05-2001, 10:41 PM #1
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    Post The Username Story

    Ok, I know I suck at this, but it could get pretty interesting. The rules are you can only use one username in your post. We aren't making separate stories with 30 different names in them. I want fragments that everyone can build off each other. I know there are a few of you who are good at this, so this thread is mostly for you to post and me to read and laugh.


    Someone start this off.
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  2. 11-06-2001, 03:15 AM #2
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    Not sure what you mean here but I,ll give it a go!


    I was at a garage one day with my friend who had a stutter and we were looking at the cars and one had a flat tyre and he asked me to inflate it.I fooled around and he shouted "Will you just PaPaPump it up"
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  3. 11-06-2001, 11:50 AM #3
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    I looked back at him and yelled "listen here MR PHAT ASS...i am working as fast as i can"...at that moment we both heard a loud sound behind us and...
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    there was a badazzwhitedude with a smile on his face, and an air compressor on a little red wagon...
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  5. 11-06-2001, 01:10 PM #5
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    i noticed that he was wearing a huge strap on "Pete235 inflatable dildo" that had just exploded! i quickly ran to the storage room to get some lubricant...
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  6. 11-06-2001, 01:23 PM #6
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    uhhh...i didn't know we had a member named "inflatable dildo"???
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  7. 11-06-2001, 01:28 PM #7
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    No, no, no...not dildo Primo..."didlo". A huge inflatable didlo

    Just bustin your balls sp33.
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  8. 11-06-2001, 03:02 PM #8
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    ooops guess i should have read all of the rules before i jumped in. lol

    ok i'm a bonehead...

    fixed now. hehehe
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  9. 11-06-2001, 03:06 PM #9
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    nah...you're just a "crazy russian" who....

    (i'm giving you a 2nd chance here sp33)
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    ....drives a beat up rusty Ford "Ranger". Last week you...

    Sorry P couldn't wait
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    called me a "juice Junkie" to which he replied "Billy Boy" your no "$uperman" what could I say but.......
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  12. 11-06-2001, 04:05 PM #12
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    it is time to get my CYCLEON so get out of my way and...

    (ONE NAME PER POST...read the rules or jason's going to get mad)
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    (ONE NAME PER POST...read the rules or jason's going to get mad)
    LMAO....Sorry!!


    get some of that "dumbluck" that everyone on AR keeps talking about.So I peddled as fast as I could until....
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  14. 11-06-2001, 04:52 PM #14
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    i ran into a CarbonCopy of...
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  16. 11-06-2001, 04:55 PM #16
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    this "Message Board" is great, but I...
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  17. 11-06-2001, 04:59 PM #17
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    really want an XABSOLUTEHARDCOREX website to look at...i think i'll go over to...
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  18. 11-06-2001, 05:06 PM #18
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    Mugs's Anabolic Review. That website...
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  19. 11-06-2001, 05:11 PM #19
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    has got a really SPEEDY...
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  20. 11-06-2001, 05:15 PM #20
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    ptbyjason who does so much work on this website that....
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  21. 11-06-2001, 05:21 PM #21
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    primodonna needs her own board to catch up to him...but
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    her and "chempink" are too busy with the women's forums, so
    Let your soul be your guide on your ship of dreams.

    Never, never, never quit.
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    so hand her the "Mike" and she ,ll sing...
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    but lets hope its not a load of "pollock" otherwise we may all.....
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  25. 11-06-2001, 05:45 PM #25
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    throw up some real THICK....
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  26. 11-06-2001, 07:53 PM #26
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    ummmm, goo. But suddenly everyone stopped and turned, through the door walked Muscle Guru....
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  27. 11-06-2001, 07:55 PM #27
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    OH MY! they exclaimed....120 pounds of fury..."hello my friends" he said...
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  28. 11-06-2001, 08:02 PM #28
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    I have 420 questions to ask you today....
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    ..The first question he was wondering, is if his friend had a BIGPETE.
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    the second being...what do i need to eat so i don't become a fathead?
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    he replied saying.... screw that, im going to get so BIG, and mean, people will start to call me PSYCOSWOLE
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    then he looked in the mirror and hung his head as he realized he would never be that big because he was 6foot3...so he got back on his bike and went to the nearest...
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    barber shop and found BIG PETE and J DOGG talking about 'nads' hair remover..
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    Talking SHIT! FIREUP BEAT ME TO IT, BUT I AIN'T ERASING IT!

    CRANKnSPANK to get his freak on, but then thought he'd rather save his money to spend on his upcoming cycle that consisted of....


    (This next one was set up like to easy, it better be good!)
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    haha

    GONNA BE HUGE brand Viagra but he remebered that his wasn't the only muscle he wanted to grow so........
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    he forgot about his dream of becoming a BULLonPARADE and decided instead to...
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    go home and give his girlfriend his DIESELPOWER, but when he got home, he was amazed to see....
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  38. 11-06-2001, 10:50 PM #38
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    an ANGRYBEAVER staring right at him...confused...he wandered to the bathroom where...
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    PARTYBOYNYC was already on the case.enraged he decided he should......
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  40. 11-06-2001, 11:01 PM #40
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    get back what was his so he said hey partyboy i'm gonna "fukn69nya" if you don't lay off her...so partyboy said ok...
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