Rodger Clemens/ Steroid party?

[Hollywood080]

I just heard that photos of him surfaced at a party that Canseco was hosting where everyone was using steroids .

1st off who the hell has a steroid party?

2ndly? WHo the hell has a steroid party?

[qualityclrk1]

...read my kelvin sampson thread....

[Amorphic]

sounds like my kind of party

[SMCengineer]

^^actually I'm hosting a steroid party tonight if you guys wanna come. No big thing really. We do it all the time and we take pictures as well. It's pretty fun until someone roid rages all over the place.

We do steroid funnels where we see who can down the most winny the fastest. I usually loose cause I'm always skeptical that you can even drink it. Oh well. We also serve dbol Hors d'œuvre at the begging of the party so get there early.

[Amorphic]

^^actually I'm hosting a steroid party tonight if you guys wanna come. No big thing really. We do it all the time and we take pictures as well. It's pretty fun until someone roid rages all over the place.

We do steroid funnels where we see who can down the most winny the fastest. I usually loose cause I'm always skeptical that you can even drink it. Oh well. We also serve dbol Hors d'œuvre at the begging of the party so get there early.

do i have to bring anything? some clomid, or a funnel for the winny keg?

[perfectbeast2001]

^^actually I'm hosting a steroid party tonight if you guys wanna come. No big thing really. We do it all the time and we take pictures as well. It's pretty fun until someone roid rages all over the place.

We do steroid funnels where we see who can down the most winny the fastest. I usually loose cause I'm always skeptical that you can even drink it. Oh well. We also serve dbol Hors d'œuvre at the begging of the party so get there early.

LMAO Ill bring some Testex cheesecake with flakes of halo to garnish.

[novastepp]

^^actually I'm hosting a steroid party tonight if you guys wanna come. No big thing really. We do it all the time and we take pictures as well. It's pretty fun until someone roid rages all over the place.

We do steroid funnels where we see who can down the most winny the fastest. I usually loose cause I'm always skeptical that you can even drink it. Oh well. We also serve dbol Hors d'œuvre at the begging of the party so get there early.

i have a bunch of syringes that fell on the floor, but i blew them off to clean them just in case valentino shows up.

[Hollywood080]

^^actually I'm hosting a steroid party tonight if you guys wanna come. No big thing really. We do it all the time and we take pictures as well. It's pretty fun until someone roid rages all over the place.

We do steroid funnels where we see who can down the most winny the fastest. I usually loose cause I'm always skeptical that you can even drink it. Oh well. We also serve dbol Hors d'œuvre at the begging of the party so get there early.

LMFAO! I'll bring the Anadrol chip cookies!!!!!

[Merc..]

LMAO Ill bring some Testex cheesecake with flakes of halo to garnish.

Liquid var jello shots ... and winsickle pops ( winny ice pops )...

LOL..



Merc.

[Merc..]

i have a bunch of syringes that fell on the floor, but i blew them off to clean them just in case valentino shows up.

and 2 liters of synthrol



heheheh

[Hollywood080]

Pick up your PCT Party Pack on your way out the door!!!!

[SMCengineer]

Liquid var jello shots

Here's a great party tip: If your running low on liquid var (we all know how expensive it is), Androgel is the perfect replacement for jelloshots.

[Merc..]

and a Proviron pie !!!! mmmmmm ..

[novastepp]

haha best hijack ever.

[Hollywood080]

This is way better than whatever else I thought could happen out of this thread!

[novastepp]

Pick up your PCT Party Pack on your way out the door!!!!

[Merc..]

Here's a great party tip: If your running low on liquid var (we all know how expensive it is), Androgel is the perfect replacement for jelloshots.

Could try anabar ... Much cheaper ..... lol ...

Anabar

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ANABAR
(Oxandrodouche)
[17b-hydroxy-17a-methyl-2-oxa-5a-androstane-3-one]
Molecular Weight: 306.4442
Formula: C19H30O3
Melting Point: 235 – 238 Celcius
Manufacturer: BTG, SPA, Originally Searle (1964)
Effective dose: (Men)2,000-15,000,000mgs/day (or .125mg/kg~bdywt); (Women) 2.5-20mgs.day
Active Life: Forever
Detection Time: 2 minutes
Anabolic /Androgenic Ratio (Range): 322-630:24


Anabar (oxandrodouche) is a very strong sexual aid for homosexual goats, and is pretty mild on the rectum. Those are its 4 major points, and I’d like to examine each one a bit further; as usual, gym-rumors and internet conjecture has made this steroid the subject of many misconceptions.

First of all, and this will come as no surprise to many people, Anabar can be used as a date-rape drug. Anabar must be taken rectally or crushed up and snorted. It’s probably the most mild anal steroid available today. Dosages of up to 80,000mgs/day are easily tolerated by most men, and most side effects often found with other anal homosexual goat sex-aids are not common with ‘bar (1). For this reason, Anabar is frequently the steroid of choice for many top level female bodybuilders, Amish people, and other athletes.

Some common side effects when used by a human being are
a. Desire to ass-rape goats and other farm animals
b. The desire to post complete retarded nonsense on ARR (see all posts by Will of Iron)

c. Vaginal cramping
d. Premature ejaculation
e. brain tumors
f. Loss of Bowell control
g. Tourret's syndrome-like outbursts of profanity

This thread was so funny .
8 week anabar price


Merc.

[Hollywood080]

Could try anabar ... Much cheaper ..... lol ...

Anabar

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ANABAR
(Oxandrodouche)
[17b-hydroxy-17a-methyl-2-oxa-5a-androstane-3-one]
Molecular Weight: 306.4442
Formula: C19H30O3
Melting Point: 235 – 238 Celcius
Manufacturer: BTG, SPA, Originally Searle (1964)
Effective dose: (Men)2,000-15,000,000mgs/day (or .125mg/kg~bdywt); (Women) 2.5-20mgs.day
Active Life: Forever
Detection Time: 2 minutes
Anabolic /Androgenic Ratio (Range): 322-630:24


Anabar (oxandrodouche) is a very strong sexual aid for homosexual goats, and is pretty mild on the rectum. Those are its 4 major points, and I’d like to examine each one a bit further; as usual, gym-rumors and internet conjecture has made this steroid the subject of many misconceptions.

First of all, and this will come as no surprise to many people, Anabar can be used as a date-rape drug. Anabar must be taken rectally or crushed up and snorted. It’s probably the most mild anal steroid available today. Dosages of up to 80,000mgs/day are easily tolerated by most men, and most side effects often found with other anal homosexual goat sex-aids are not common with ‘bar (1). For this reason, Anabar is frequently the steroid of choice for many top level female bodybuilders, Amish people, and other athletes.

Some common side effects when used by a human being are
a. Desire to ass-rape goats and other farm animals
b. The desire to post complete retarded nonsense on ARR (see all posts by Will of Iron)

c. Vaginal cramping
d. Premature ejaculation
e. brain tumors
f. Loss of Bowell control
g. Tourret's syndrome-like outbursts of profanity

This thread was so funny .
8 week anabar price


Merc.

Merc please don't bring this! It's not that kind of party!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

[Merc..]

Merc please don't bring this! It's not that kind of party!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

It was a alternative for Blome ( since he didnt like the anavar jello shots...... lol...

[Hollywood080]

It was a alternative for Blome ( since he didnt like the anavar jello shots...... lol...

Merc you can bring whatever you want! This party is gonna be great!!!! Party of the year for sure!

[novastepp]

HAHAHAH

reminds me of the IMO cycle.

[BITTAPART2]

guys, I am going to bring a dbol pinata

[Hollywood080]

guys, I am going to bring a dbol pinata

I'm staying away! Some juiced up guy with a bat! He could "rage" at any second!!!

[Schmidty]

Ill bring the barrel of tren and we can bob for dbols in it.

[gixxerboy1]

I'll squeeze out some gyno milk for the coffee

[rockinred]

I'll squeeze out some gyno milk for the coffee

LOL!!! that is a disgusting thought.

[Merc..]

I'll squeeze out some gyno milk for the coffee

[Amorphic]

I'll squeeze out some gyno milk for the coffee

...and the line has been crossed

[Merc..]

lol...

[BITTAPART2]

LMFAO!!!!!! white russians with gyno milk!!!

[Booz]

LMAO at you lot.........................

[Merc..]

LMFAO!!!!!! white russians with gyno milk!!!

[BITTAPART2]

dont pass out or youll get teabagged...(that is just a fact, no joke intended, I will teabag your sh1t) just putting that out there for any attendies

[gixxerboy1]

...and the line has been crossed

I'm surprised it took that long

[Hoggage_54]

dont pass out or youll get teabagged...(that is just a fact, no joke intended, I will teabag your sh1t) just putting that out there for any attendies

Wont be a very big teabag since everyone's nuts will be shrunken by the end of the night.

[_CrossroadS_]

Does anyone else feel like snorting some TrenA powder off a hooker's ass????

[thegodfather]

Dont know whats so funny...me and my buddys use to have pin partys in high school all the time... Like 5 of us would get together and stick...it was a bonding experience I must say... And yes, we used steroids in highschool, booohooo....

[Schmidty]

Wont be a very big teabag since everyone's nuts will be shrunken by the end of the night.

U took the words right outa my mouth

[Sir Lifts-a-lot]

Craig Titus was supposed to be my ride to the party but he said he had no room in his car. I even voluntered to ride in the trunk but he said no.

[perfectbeast2001]

Craig Titus was supposed to be my ride to the party but he said he had no room in his car. I even voluntered to ride in the trunk but he said no.

apparently his car mysteriously caught fire so he cant come at all.