I'm horny as a goat

**Pooks** · 02-23-2008, 07:38 PM

I can't really go out cause I have to do Geology class.. I pay $1000 bucks per class, i gotta pass the damn things...

I already hit on my ex gf who IMed me.. and got her all hot.. but that just pissed of her current bf and she had to sign off..

I tried callin some chicks n see if they'd come over, but I already pissed em off a couple of days ago..so thats a no go..

so now I'm hitting on my male friends over the AOL Instant Messanger.. callin the sexy and telling them they are making me horny..

I'm not gay, but I need sexual interaction right now...

I'm ending up on all their block lists..

its all closing in on me, cause I'm horny and I got to do geology!!!!

**CheddaNips** · 02-23-2008, 08:12 PM

Find a girl in geology class then. Win win

**Big** · 02-23-2008, 08:16 PM

Hey big guy {wink wink}
Come here often?

**UberSteroids** · 02-23-2008, 08:19 PM

Go beat it off....

Focus on school.

**wilson9d** · 02-23-2008, 08:31 PM

How horny is a goat?

**Gears** · 02-23-2008, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by Big

Hey big guy {wink wink}
Come here often?

**Jacoby** · 02-23-2008, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by wilson9d

How horny is a goat?

horny enough to **** another goat.

**Chitown Raider** · 02-23-2008, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by Pooks

I can't really go out cause I have to do Geology class.. I pay $1000 bucks per class, i gotta pass the damn things...

I already hit on my ex gf who IMed me.. and got her all hot.. but that just pissed of her current bf and she had to sign off..

I tried callin some chicks n see if they'd come over, but I already pissed em off a couple of days ago..so thats a no go..

so now I'm hitting on my male friends over the AOL Instant Messanger.. callin the sexy and telling them they are making me horny..

I'm not gay, but I need sexual interaction right now...

I'm ending up on all their block lists..

its all closing in on me, cause I'm horny and I got to do geology!!!!

**firmechicano831** · 02-24-2008, 12:30 AM

just whack it and you'll be ok.

**peteroy01** · 02-24-2008, 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by wilson9d

How horny is a goat?

as horny as a two peckered billy goat on a nanny farm!

**SMCengineer** · 02-24-2008, 04:00 AM

Originally Posted by Pooks

I can't really go out cause I have to do Geology class.. I pay $1000 bucks per class, i gotta pass the damn things...

I already hit on my ex gf who IMed me.. and got her all hot.. but that just pissed of her current bf and she had to sign off..

I tried callin some chicks n see if they'd come over, but I already pissed em off a couple of days ago..so thats a no go..

so now I'm hitting on my male friends over the AOL Instant Messanger.. callin the sexy and telling them they are making me horny..

I'm not gay, but I need sexual interaction right now...

I'm ending up on all their block lists..

its all closing in on me, cause I'm horny and I got to do geology!!!!

Dude, honestly this is exactly why I like being off cycle. It gives me time to focus on other things than just sex. These past two months I've learned so much more than I ever did while on cycle.

**Z-Ro** · 02-24-2008, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Blome

Dude, honestly this is exactly why I like being off cycle. It gives me time to focus on other things than just sex. These past two months I've learned so much more than I ever did while on cycle.

haha I feel that ^^^ but for me its the exact opposite. When I cycle my sexual drive always seems to drop but when I am natty I have an outrageous sexual drive. I am not complaining because when I am on cycle I like to concentrate on lifting since I am on. I never experienced a huge libidio increase when I used, it either dropped or stayed a little below normal.

**Lexed** · 02-24-2008, 02:45 PM

order a russian bride over the internet. But find a source that will send you a new one if she get stopped at customs

**Pooks** · 02-24-2008, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Z-Ro

haha I feel that ^^^ but for me its the exact opposite. When I cycle my sexual drive always seems to drop but when I am natty I have an outrageous sexual drive. I am not complaining because when I am on cycle I like to concentrate on lifting since I am on. I never experienced a huge libidio increase when I used, it either dropped or stayed a little below normal.

I'll get to that point around week 8

**rockinred** · 02-24-2008, 04:21 PM

Pooks, I guess you made it thru the night... I was getin worried by the way you were talking... thought you were going to go do something illegal like force yourself on someone or something..lol

**Bojangles69** · 02-24-2008, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Pooks

I can't really go out cause I have to do Geology class.. I pay $1000 bucks per class, i gotta pass the damn things...

I already hit on my ex gf who IMed me.. and got her all hot.. but that just pissed of her current bf and she had to sign off..

I tried callin some chicks n see if they'd come over, but I already pissed em off a couple of days ago..so thats a no go..

so now I'm hitting on my male friends over the AOL Instant Messanger.. callin the sexy and telling them they are making me horny..

I'm not gay, but I need sexual interaction right now...

I'm ending up on all their block lists..

its all closing in on me, cause I'm horny and I got to do geology!!!!

You know and I know that when you NEED something thats usually when you're not getting it and will usually taint further advances in satisfying that need.
Like it snows and by the time you go out to buy the snowblower all the snow melts and it never snows again all winter.
On the other hand if you simply want something you'll be much more centered in getting it because you won't feel like you're going to die if you don't.

So my suggestion. Find some time, beat off (may take more than once in this circumstance) than go out and your bound to find at least one bunny to feed your carrot to. =]

**tankboy112** · 02-25-2008, 03:05 AM

Originally Posted by Lexed

order a russian bride over the internet. But find a source that will send you a new one if she get stopped at customs

^^^
can u give source checks j/k

**DSM4Life** · 02-25-2008, 05:32 AM

Originally Posted by Pooks

so now I'm hitting on my male friends over the AOL Instant Messanger.. callin the sexy and telling them they are making me horny..

I'm not gay, but I need sexual interaction right now...

Thats what my last boyfriend said. Now come over here and pucker up buttercup

***El Diablo*** · 02-28-2008, 02:31 AM

*puke*

**Synyster** · 02-28-2008, 02:29 PM

Pooks....just go to a porn store and purchase one of those life like dolls.

**tadpoleboyy** · 02-28-2008, 02:38 PM

just whack it. Its a mean to an end, u know, u just gota get it over with to get it off your mind. Plus, porn doesnt make your cuddle afterwords, or buy it dinner, or make u sweettalk it, or require any commitment, but it wont do your laundry either...

BG · 02-28-2008, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Blome

Dude, honestly this is exactly why I like being off cycle. It gives me time to focus on other things than just sex. These past two months I've learned so much more than I ever did while on cycle.

LOL, very funny.

RA · 02-29-2008, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by Pooks

I can't really go out cause I have to do Geology class.. I pay $1000 bucks per class, i gotta pass the damn things...

I already hit on my ex gf who IMed me.. and got her all hot.. but that just pissed of her current bf and she had to sign off..

I tried callin some chicks n see if they'd come over, but I already pissed em off a couple of days ago..so thats a no go..

so now I'm hitting on my male friends over the AOL Instant Messanger.. callin the sexy and telling them they are making me horny..

I'm not gay, but I need sexual interaction right now...

I'm ending up on all their block lists..

its all closing in on me, cause I'm horny and I got to do geology!!!!