Funniest Things You've Ever Heard The Bodybuilders Say

**bruteman** · 03-15-2008, 11:43 PM

How bout we start a list of the funniest quotes we've heard in the bodybuilding world. Here are some memorable ones I can think of:

"E'ebody wanna be a bodybuilder these days, but don't nobody wanna lift that heavyyy ass weight!"
-Ronnie Coleman

"Ronnie they say you can't win unless you dance"...and then he breaks down with his raise the roof performance lol

"I'm not satisfied! I want more weight! I'ma beat him!" -Lou Ferrigno

"Make it harder dad, make it harder" -Lou Ferrigno

"Yeaaaaa buddy! Easy weight. Easy weight." -Ronnie Coleman

**Act of God** · 03-16-2008, 12:31 AM

"I'm using creatine" is my favorite

**PrairieDawg** · 03-16-2008, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by Act of God

"I'm using creatine" is my favorite

haha

**scriptfactory** · 03-16-2008, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by bruteman

How bout we start a list of the funniest quotes we've heard in the bodybuilding world. Here are some memorable ones I can think of:

"E'ebody wanna be a bodybuilder these days, but don't nobody wanna lift that heavyyy ass weight!"
-Ronnie Coleman

"Ronnie they say you can't win unless you dance"...and then he breaks down with his raise the roof performance lol

"I'm not satisfied! I want more weight! I'ma beat him!" -Lou Ferrigno

"Make it harder dad, make it harder" -Lou Ferrigno

"Yeaaaaa buddy! Easy weight. Easy weight." -Ronnie Coleman

The Lou Ferigno quotes are especially hilarious because of his high-pitched, lispy voice. "I wan' mo' wait! I'ma beat'im!"

**Nismo** · 03-16-2008, 03:21 AM

My favorite is, " I take steriod creatine". Some douche bag asked me what I was taking and when I asked if he was taking anything (which it didn't look like he was) he said, "I'm taking this steriod called creatine". I looked at him dead in the eyes for like 10 secs and then bursted into laughter and walked away. Oh man that is actually making me laugh right now.

**SaSqUaDgE** · 03-16-2008, 11:40 AM

Ronnie Coleman
"nothing but a peanut"

**novastepp** · 03-16-2008, 11:47 AM

"a pump... is like cuming" -HArnold.

**soccer#3** · 03-16-2008, 11:54 AM

"arnold, arnold, arnold" - lou ferrigno in pumping iron when he's training for the O, i think he was doing military press while sayin it

**SMCengineer** · 03-16-2008, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by SaSqUaDgE

Ronnie Coleman
"nothing but a peanut"

Hahaha I always think of that in the gym when I'm doing squats.

And these gems:

"LIGHT WEIGHT!!"

"Yeah, Budddaayyy!!"

**200byjune** · 03-16-2008, 12:16 PM

question, hey what are you on? answer, lets just say my penis is very small!

**firmechicano831** · 03-16-2008, 04:20 PM

I love lou's in the arnold movie. funny as fuc..k

**youngerlion** · 03-16-2008, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by novastepp

"a pump... is like cuming" -HArnold.

now that is the winning funny quote in my book. lmao

**youngerlion** · 03-16-2008, 04:33 PM

"im cumming in the gym...im cumming day and night.. im in heaven" i get to cum all over -arnold
that is hilarious

**badER** · 03-16-2008, 05:09 PM

Ronnie Coleman calling Jay Cutler a crack head at the mr.o

**flexin-rph** · 03-16-2008, 05:14 PM

Mattie Ferrigno wiping his brow after Lou does curls & says "What a workout!".

**SnaX** · 03-16-2008, 07:19 PM

"The important thing is that you always challenge yourself;
I am a strong believer in the philosophy in staying hungry;
And truly always being hungry for more. And being hungry for bigger and better things.
Whenever I have achieved a goal, then immediately after that I ask myself what other challenges can i put up to try to achieve."
-Arnold

**firmechicano831** · 03-17-2008, 11:07 AM

Lou in pumping iron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqY5woMdv4A

**firmechicano831** · 03-17-2008, 11:12 AM

Lou" Time for more weight. I wanna beat him, I need ten more pounds. ARNOLD...ARNOLD...ARNOLD..."

**Ajc330** · 03-17-2008, 11:55 AM

hahaha love the pumping iron quotes!

**a lifeless plague** · 03-21-2008, 09:21 PM

arnold is helarious... but..this year at the arnold. after dexter won....arnold asked him so tell me howd you prepare this year and how many hours to you spend in the gym 2,3? he replied na man im too lazy for that...prolly one hour a day.....and of course...i couldnt do it without these great new products from muscletech....and everyone laughed encluding himself, he almost meant it as a joke but we know for a fact the muscletech sponsors LOVED him mentioning their products up there....it was helarious arnold was lau***ng hard.....and of course, half of the lines from ruhls videos.....funnier than coleman or arnold..

**Schmidty** · 03-22-2008, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by a lifeless plague

arnold is helarious... but..this year at the arnold. after dexter won....arnold asked him so tell me howd you prepare this year and how many hours to you spend in the gym 2,3? he replied na man im too lazy for that...prolly one hour a day.....and of course...i couldnt do it without these great new products from muscletech....and everyone laughed encluding himself, he almost meant it as a joke but we know for a fact the muscletech sponsors LOVED him mentioning their products up there....it was helarious arnold was lau***ng hard.....and of course, half of the lines from ruhls videos.....funnier than coleman or arnold..

Thats fvckn awsome