25 signs you've grown up...

[arthurb999]

25 SIGNS YOU'VE GROWN UP

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going
to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you.

[tt333]

Shit, I guess im still young.

[footballcat]

yep im still young

[123A]

there was to many close to home on this one......bummer!

[maguilagorilla]

that list sucked!! i do all of them especially 6 and 15 ,you forgot "the kids in your neighborhood call you "sir" instead of "dude" or "man"

[Pheedno]

3,4,6,7,8,14,15,16,19,20,21,25 all apply to me and I'm only 22.


I need to get out more.

[manijak]

the day I hear my favorite song in the elevator I'm taking it all the way to the roof and jumping head first..........

[MAX30]

That describes me to a tee...Well almost. Hell it was our 3rd year anniversary today and both my wife and I forgot.

MAX30

[jamotech]

Thats a great list, very realistic.

[Pete235]

I'm a grown up

[Cali]

Hmmm...I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or excited that it's a 50/50 split...

[broncojosh]

I'm 21, and glad that some of those are starting to apply...still don't think being a "grown up" is a bad thing. And MAX30 congrats on the 3 years bro

[RON]

Originally posted by Pete235
I'm a grown up

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going
to drink that much again."
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

Me too

[MAX30]

Thanks bronco.

MAX30

[dern180]

I'm still young...Just going to turn 23 in 10 days and alot of whats on the list applys to me.