Roid rage- TRUE story- must read!!!

[Sir Victorian guy, V.C.]

Brothers,

I have read that 'roid rage ' is nonsense. Well, let me say, after Sunday's events, I KNOW roid rage is real, and it frightens me!

I have been on a bulking cycle of 2 grams of test a week and 200 mg anadrol a day for some months now, and I can tell you I definitely must be experiencing roid rage. Here is how it all happened-

Sunday began as always. I awoke in the morning, ate stacks of pancakes, several packs of sausages, 2 dozen eggs, and a 5-scoop shake of Joe Weider's 'Mega Mass', then donned one of my 1500 dollar Italian suits, and headed off for Sunday mass. My driver, Nobby, whisked me to the 500 year old Cathedral I attend every Sunday, and we both walked in and sat down most humbly and reverently.
As the mass commenced, I heard a voice behind me whispering, and some giggling, and simply EXPLODED in rage. I spun around, and screamed "Would you mind being silent, this is a HOUSE OF GOD, you tramp!!" in the face of the teenage girl who was the cause of this disturbance. The congregation was silent, even the priest stopped saying mass for a moment. The man in front of me turned around and gave me a most insulting look, as if I had somehow done something wrong here!
I sat shaking in rage at this pencil neck, and when that part of the mass came in which members turn to others and shake their hands, saying 'Peace of Christ', this man turned to me. I grasped his hand, began crushing it in a vice-like grip, and screaming.
It took 20 parishioners, including Nobby, to pull me off of him- I voluntarily released my grip, and he fell to the floor, his hand a lump of crushed bone.
Later, outside, as the ambulance took the fellow away, a hostile crowd of parishioners approached me. One of them, a woman who looked about 100 years old, 5 feet tall, and not a pound over 95, came at me brandishing an umbrella- she meant to strike me! Nobby saw this danger, and came rushing forward, clothes-lining the old witch with one of his stubby, massive arms- she was knocked backward so hard that she did a perfect back-flip, arse-over-tit, and fell to the cement like a rag doll. Then the priest approached us, and I punched him right in the face with the force of a wrecking ball, sending him to the ground, knocked out cold. Nobby took out his bike chain and, swinging it over his head, sent the rest of the hostile crowd running in terror.
Nobby and I got into the Rolls Royce and left the scene, as the blaring of police sirens grew near.
Those bastards! They were lucky I hadn't stuck about to press assault charges!

Brothers- what do you think- am I indeed suffering from 'roid rage'?

[Jack87]

Who the hell are you bro... Tony Soprano??? Is this story even true... If so good job, for beating up a bunch of old people in church you are granted the "Golden Juicehead Award"...

[KeyMastur]

Hahaa.......I am seriously laughing and my eyes are watering so bad right now. This is the 2nd story I have read posted by this V guy - definitely some funny shit. This Nobby guy.....hah..just readin that name makes me crack up.

Do me a favor.....make them longer !

[RageControl]

If this story is true you have much bigger problems than steroid abuse .
Roid rage is just an excuse to loose your temper period . Dont think you can blame beating down old ladys and priests on juice
freak.

[symatech]

omg you are full of $hit

and by the way--6 year bulking cycle???? cmon bro at least make it realistic if you plan to put 1 past us.

[dern180]

Who do you think you are no way in hell this really happen. Who do u think u are Donald Trump jacked on juice beating up old harmless people and a prist. Give me a break u been watching too much T.V. Bro this really couldn't happen and if it did your going to HELL.

[KeyMastur]

C'mon guys.......quit believin any of this stuff is true. This guy has 3 posts - all of which are incredibly hilarious stories. They have all 3 made me laugh out loud and everyone is beginning to stare at me here.

Like I said earlier........Keep the stories comin !!

[AnabolLecter75]

They are funny, but nowhere near true. This guy posts the same stories over on Elite Fitness. I personally like the one about his quest to find the last copt of Pumping Iron.

[MBaraso]

Yeah bro keep these stories comeing! I'm in tears laughing so hard.
WHere are the rest of the stories at??

[m16a2]

This shit is crazy, I took it for real until I heard about nobby with the bike chain. I have a more, 'what the fuck' reaction to the story, than humor.

[tt333]

I liked the clothes lining the old lady part, and nobby with the bike chain.

[MAX30]

I'm with you KeyMastur, this guy is funny as hell. Brightens my day.

MAX30

[Jack87]

I think the next story should be a sequel where the old lady juices up on anadrol and 2 grams of test a week and then takes on Nobby in a cage match.... Hell in a Cell baby....

[palme]

Anyone thats been to Anabolex might have seen this guy. He is funny as hell!!


"Hell in a cell" sounds nice Buff Might wanna give her some deca to lub up her joints.

[Trevor]

Holy sh@t guys.....i am serouisly laughing so hard i am crying. I have laughed so loud that i have managed to wake my girl up out of bed.....This guy has some great writting skills and i trully enjoy reading his few posts......It is a great addition of humor to the board.....Us guys that are on AAS im sure could use a few light laughs to lighten things up a bit.........Thanks bro for the humor

[JP1570]

Some funny shit, clearly a joke.

[Pete235]

There's 2 minutes of my life that I will never get back! Seriously, great story

[sugar-ray]

Then the priest said "hey champ is that your wifes pew" I said pardon me!! ....he said is that your wifes pew!!!......well i lose it....head fake him with some holy water, uppercut to the solarplex.....
ever since Ive been the champ!!!!
lol

[dern180]

I got to see his other posts? They also have to be funny.

[tatty]

HAHAHA...yes, where are the other posts? Nobby is making me fall of my chair...

[Strut99GT]

Hahahahahahaah

[Butch]

[kreper69]

OMG that was hilarious. i went ,and read your post about the gym bag too

[BMANN]

Funny as HELL. I also went and read the story about the gym bag. That one was funny as hell. Keep em coming VC.

[The French Curler]

Are you a writer or something? That story was genius!

[manijak]

if you are cycling and eating pancakes and "several packs of sausages"for breakfast
Don't worry bro it's not the steroid rage....It's that your brain is smaller than your nuts after 6 years of cycle................

[maguilagorilla]

dude, did you read my diary?!!

[Jimmy_Bravo]

Funny stuff bro! Keep em' comin'!

[Fooboy]

if that really happened, then im mickey mouse

[KINGKONG]

Bump this story because it's hilarious...I just stumbled on to it...

[LACBodybuilder]

That is hilarious. Good bump KINGKONG. I'm glad I got to see this.

[KINGKONG]

That is hilarious. Good bump KINGKONG. I'm glad I got to see this.

Reminds me of saluu's older more classy brother

[Juddman]

What a farce.

[SplinterCell]

hilarty insued

[Jantzen4k]

hillarious!

[symatech]

lol that's nothin, you guys should check out his other threads. VG was hilarious. him and nobby with his bike chain hahahhaha

[Juddman]

If this guy was actually serious, its in no way proof that roid rage exists..just proof that really stupid people exist. I already knew that though.

[Basilus]

All I can say is .. Wow.. that was great .. Lol

[*Narkissos*]

All of VG's threads rocked

[inheritmylife]

Saluu has some serious competition.