great night

**Dobie-BOY** · 06-16-2008, 11:10 AM

started out, getin ready to go to bed then I gotta booty call. last night was the first time we went out. this girl is like a dude, sex with no attachments. she rides a croch rocket and aint afraid of shit. I like her, but shes a total slutt. she is a tomboy. turns me on. So, were drinkin at the bar, im traveling for my job and in a small town bar. were just standin there and all the sudden she starts sukin my dik. HAHA, I was like this is AWESOME. There were only 4 people in the bar and they were all standin around watchin this girl slob my knob. It was F'N great. ! I still cant hardly believe that shit happened.. Ha, I had to tell someone... OH ya, I gave the bartender my number and had her give it to the knob slobbers friend when she wasnt looking. She just texted me.. Ha, Im gonna fuk her friend next time im in town... I love my job

**Dukkit** · 06-16-2008, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY

started out, getin ready i gi to bed then I gotta booty call. this girl is like a dude. sex with no attachments. she rides a croch rocket and aint afraid of shit. I like her, but shes a slutt. she is free and a tomboy. turns me on. i didnt

oh and....

**calgarian** · 06-16-2008, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

oh and....

I think DSM can shed some light on this issue we are not qualified enough.

**Peducho0113** · 06-16-2008, 11:15 AM

Lucky you bro..

**gixxerboy1** · 06-16-2008, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY

started out, getin ready i gi to bed then I gotta booty call. this girl is like a dude. sex with no attachments. she rides a croch rocket and aint afraid of shit. I like her, but shes a slutt. she is free and a tomboy. turns me on. i didnt

you didnt what?

**Dukkit** · 06-16-2008, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

you didnt what?

my thoughts exactly

**Dobie-BOY** · 06-16-2008, 11:28 AM

ok, reread the story. I fuked up the first post.

**calgarian** · 06-16-2008, 11:28 AM

I think he is so exited to be sucked in public that he is lost for words or making sense....

**calgarian** · 06-16-2008, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY

ok, reread the story. I fuked up the first post.

Now its a bit more clear. I thought you got laid !!!!! dang

**Dobie-BOY** · 06-16-2008, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Now its a bit more clear. I thought you got laid !!!!! dang

Of course I did. Im more excited about fukin her friend next time in town though.

**TJM7275** · 06-16-2008, 08:34 PM

Dude welcome to the club.... Consisting of me and Gixer!!!! I feel ya bro, I have no problems banging a girl in front of people. At my buddies bachelor party me and six of my best friends got 5 sluts for an hour. They were all sketched out and wanted to take turns using the bathroom. I said F*** it, threw her ass on the bed and pounded her for a good 45 minutes right in front of everyone. I don't care.....lol. I guess I'm nasty like that

**gixxerboy1** · 06-16-2008, 09:05 PM

a lil birdie told me to come check this out.

if you have real skills you just bang her and her friend together

**TJM7275** · 06-16-2008, 09:58 PM

Thats what I was thinking but........
You should have thrown her ass on the pinball machine and gave it to her. Dude if you wanna be a pron star you gotta act like one!!!! Stick with Gix and I young one... Will show you the way young grasshopper....
P.S. Calgarian is probably beating his meat to this as we speak!!!!
I got a stripper coming over tomorrow to " Hang Out "... If I PM you send me your email and I'll send you a video

**Dobie-BOY** · 06-17-2008, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by TJM7275

Dude welcome to the club.... Consisting of me and Gixer!!!! I feel ya bro, I have no problems banging a girl in front of people. At my buddies bachelor party me and six of my best friends got 5 sluts for an hour. They were all sketched out and wanted to take turns using the bathroom. I said F*** it, threw her ass on the bed and pounded her for a good 45 minutes right in front of everyone. I don't care.....lol. I guess I'm nasty like that

OMFG, dude, we did the same thing about 5 years ago. haha, My girlfriend at the time who was bi watched me fuk this one bitch. Me and my friends were all fukin in this hotel room at the same time. One of my friends didnt have any money so I bought him a bitch. fuker never paid me back.

**Dobie-BOY** · 06-17-2008, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

a lil birdie told me to come check this out.

if you have real skills you just bang her and her friend together

Ya, when she told me she was bringin her friend with her I thought for sure I was gonna get in the middle of em. I hinted around about it, but I could tell that neither one of them were interested. Im sorry if I let you guys down.

Ill try harder next time..

**Dobie-BOY** · 06-17-2008, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by TJM7275

Thats what I was thinking but........
You should have thrown her ass on the pinball machine and gave it to her. Dude if you wanna be a pron star you gotta act like one!!!! Stick with Gix and I young one... Will show you the way young grasshopper....
P.S. Calgarian is probably beating his meat to this as we speak!!!!
I got a stripper coming over tomorrow to " Hang Out "... If I PM you send me your email and I'll send you a video

Damn it man, your right. I should have ****ed that bitch right there. ****!!!!! Another great opportunity just slips away. Im gonna try to get back there soon and make you proud.. I wish you would not have mentioned that. Now Im kinda upset with myself. Shit man, I gotta make it right. I gotta redeam myself..
About the video, HELL YA!!!! SEND ME THAT SHIT. Dude this bitch dont give a ****. Next time I **** her Ill try to get some photos or video or somethin. hehe.... this sounds fun!!!

**Dobie-BOY** · 06-17-2008, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by TJM7275

Thats what I was thinking but........
You should have thrown her ass on the pinball machine and gave it to her. Dude if you wanna be a pron star you gotta act like one!!!! Stick with Gix and I young one... Will show you the way young grasshopper....
P.S. Calgarian is probably beating his meat to this as we speak!!!!
I got a stripper coming over tomorrow to " Hang Out "... If I PM you send me your email and I'll send you a video

Damn it man, your right. I should have fuked that bitch right there. FUK!!!!! Another great opportunity just slips away. Im gonna try to get back there soon and make you proud.. I wish you would not have mentioned that. Now Im kinda upset with myself. Shit man, I gotta make it right. I gotta redeam myself..
About the video, HELL YA!!!! SEND ME THAT SHIT. Dude this bitch dont give a fuk. Next time I fuk her Ill try to get some photos or video or somethin. hehe.... this sounds fun!!!

**calgarian** · 06-17-2008, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by TJM7275

Thats what I was thinking but........
You should have thrown her ass on the pinball machine and gave it to her. Dude if you wanna be a pron star you gotta act like one!!!! Stick with Gix and I young one... Will show you the way young grasshopper....
P.S. Calgarian is probably beating his meat to this as we speak!!!!
I got a stripper coming over tomorrow to " Hang Out "... If I PM you send me your email and I'll send you a video

I didnt need to NYC chick is here to do that for me. Also she told me tha ur dick is small and unsatisfying....

Not that I care but I though DSM would like to know.

**TJM7275** · 06-17-2008, 08:26 AM

Well C, I dont have a 12 inch Cock, but damm man I must be doing something right because....hahahahahaha
Dobie, that beat your boy never paid you back... Thats just not cool.
Give it to her doggy, when she least expects it stick your thumb in the brown flower, and then start rolling.

**calgarian** · 06-17-2008, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by TJM7275

Well C, I dont have a 12 inch Cock, but damm man I must be doing something right because....hahahahahaha
Dobie, that beat your boy never paid you back... Thats just not cool.
Give it to her doggy, when she least expects it stick your thumb in the brown flower, and then start rolling.

Girls think you are gay so they start to feel comfortable around you and then you take advantage.

No pun intended to all my gay friends here.

**gixxerboy1** · 06-17-2008, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Girls think you are gay so they start to feel comfortable around you and then you take advantage.

No pun intended to all my gay lovers here.

fixed

**gixxerboy1** · 06-17-2008, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Girls think you are gay so they start to feel comfortable around you and then you take advantage.

No pun intended to all my gay friends here.

btw. I have told girls i was gay before. And its worked

**calgarian** · 06-17-2008, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

fixed

**inky-e** · 06-17-2008, 11:01 AM

The chick was a dude! Don't let him fool you!

**calgarian** · 06-17-2008, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by inky-e

The chick was a dude! Don't let him fool you!

Thats why TJ thinks he is doing something right. Yeah you are doing someone right........

**Dobie-BOY** · 06-17-2008, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

btw. I have told girls i was gay before. And its worked

haha, I told my bi girlfriend I had fuked a dude before just to see what her reaction was. I let the lie go for about 24 hours. When I finally told her I was lyin she didnt believe me. I begged and pleaded her to believe me, Im not sure if she ever believed me or not. Oh well.

TJM I will try to have a buddy ready with a camera when I have her bent over the pool table and go for the brown flower. That would truly be a kodak moment.

**gixxerboy1** · 06-17-2008, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY

haha, I told my bi girlfriend I had fuked a dude before just to see what her reaction was. I let the lie go for about 24 hours. When I finally told her I was lyin she didnt believe me. I begged and pleaded her to believe me, Im not sure if she ever believed me or not. Oh well.

TJM I will try to have a buddy ready with a camera when I have her bent over the pool table and go for the brown flower. That would truly be a kodak moment.

i was in tampa on vacation with a few friends. We went to a strip bar and one of the girls was talking to me. I told her i was gay and came because my friends wanted to come. She met me later and tried to turn me striaght

**zimmy** · 06-17-2008, 01:22 PM

I can see how people would believe that...you drive a crotch rocket...that's a requirement isn't it?

**gixxerboy1** · 06-17-2008, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

I can see how people would believe that...you drive a crotch rocket...that's a requirement isn't it?

you get a discount on a bike with your gay card

**firmechicano831** · 06-17-2008, 01:43 PM

lol, i think its fake. show us some pics.

**Dobie-BOY** · 06-17-2008, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

i was in tampa on vacation with a few friends. We went to a strip bar and one of the girls was talking to me. I told her i was gay and came because my friends wanted to come. She met me later and tried to turn me striaght

Im gonna have to give that a shot. I bet it works the best on strippers.

**Dobie-BOY** · 06-17-2008, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by firmechicano831

lol, i think its fake. show us some pics.

Whats fake?

**wilson9d** · 06-18-2008, 07:32 PM

your about to get your heart broken

**TJM7275** · 06-18-2008, 07:44 PM

You guys are hard up always breaking balls for pictures like you have never looked up porn on the net.... youporn.com or redtube.com.. their you go. Dude, bang as many girls as you can, but if you find a good one... stay true. Your only allowed three great chicks in your life and I screwed two of them up. If this dime I'm talking to now works out..... TJ is going completely loyal

**thetank** · 06-18-2008, 08:49 PM

if a girl started sucking my dick in the middle of a bar ide probably pay my tab and leave. getting your dick sucked is great and all, but ide rather have it done sans the company of 4 strangers staring at me. f' that.

**Dobie-BOY** · 06-25-2008, 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by thetank

if a girl started sucking my dick in the middle of a bar ide probably pay my tab and leave. getting your dick sucked is great and all, but ide rather have it done sans the company of 4 strangers staring at me. f' that.

HAHA, i thought it was F'n cool. I just couldnt wait to tell the story. His was definately a first for me.

**DSM4Life** · 06-25-2008, 05:06 AM

Sounds like a keeper

**zimmy** · 06-25-2008, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by TJM7275

You guys are hard up always breaking balls for pictures like you have never looked up porn on the net.... youporn.com or redtube.com.. their you go. Dude, bang as many girls as you can, but if you find a good one... stay true. Your only allowed three great chicks in your life and I screwed two of them up. If this dime I'm talking to now works out..... TJ is going completely loyal

PROPS on the Bronx tale quote

**TJM7275** · 06-25-2008, 10:51 AM

I thought so...... Love that freakin movie.... Nows you can't leave
I really believe that though. I had two great girls in my life and screwed it up because I couldnt keep my d*** in my pants. Its a problem I have and i'm trying to work on it!!!!!

**gixxerboy1** · 06-25-2008, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by TJM7275

I thought so...... Love that freakin movie.... Nows you can't leave
I really believe that though. I had two great girls in my life and screwed it up because I couldnt keep my d*** in my pants. Its a problem I have and i'm trying to work on it!!!!!

no your not