The dangers of meeting girls online

[J-Dogg]

She has some hot friends so I'll probably meet them out Saturday night. I'll just get some pictures then.

She's not HUGE or anything, probably 150's and 5'6". Just beyond what I would call "thick". Hard to really judge the wieght of women.

Leme see if I can figure out how to post pictuers anyway, lol.

[Skully44420]

She has some hot friends so I'll probably meet them out Saturday night. I'll just get some pictures then.

She's not HUGE or anything, probably 150's and 5'6". Just beyond what I would call "thick". Hard to really judge the wieght of women.

Leme see if I can figure out how to post pictuers anyway, lol.

sometimes you gotta take one for the team to get to the friends

[spywizard]

you should always get a picture of the girl with a spoon..

that way you know it's new, and it's her..

[CSAR]

Let me try this again...I tried something similar in a thread that got deleted.

Use Leo Getz voice from Lethal Weapon 2:

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You should never meet a girl who only sends pictures of her face from weird angles. You know why? You know why? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Because they fvck you with the cell phone! Okay!? Okay!? They fvck you with the cell phone!

[J-Dogg]

you should always get a picture of the girl with a spoon..

that way you know it's new, and it's her..

The spoon would be a good reference for size as well, I like your style.

Next time I look for appliances on craigslist I'm not going to look for a woman at the same time.

We go out tomorrow. I have a feeling my friends are going to challenge me to "lift" her off her feet. I'm wearing a lifting belt under my shirt.

[Skully44420]

The spoon would be a good reference for size as well, I like your style.

Next time I look for appliances on craigslist I'm not going to look for a woman at the same time.

We go out tomorrow. I have a feeling my friends are going to challenge me to "lift" her off her feet. I'm wearing a lifting belt under my shirt.

you're still going out with her huh?...have fun

[J-Dogg]

you're still going out with her huh?...have fun

I tried to abort mission, I was trying to get off with just a date to McDonalds and a few dubs (double cheese burgers).

Turns out, I know one of her good friends, and she is hot so I don't want to piss her off. This is a complicated game my friend. I figure, build up a nice guy image, get into that "friend" mode. Move in on the hot friend with fake tits.

The plan is on the chalk board, you don't want to know what plan B is.

[KatsMeow]

Good luck J-Dogg, you might need it

[Skully44420]

well good luck bro...have a good time LOL

[Gears]

Plan B: Fake phone call, "Oh hey its my work. They`re calling me in, sorry...."

[scottythebody]

I tried to abort mission, I was trying to get off with just a date to McDonalds and a few dubs (double cheese burgers).

Turns out, I know one of her good friends, and she is hot so I don't want to piss her off. This is a complicated game my friend. I figure, build up a nice guy image, get into that "friend" mode. Move in on the hot friend with fake tits.

The plan is on the chalk board, you don't want to know what plan B is.

That's one of the toughest moves in the business to pull off. Good luck

[stpete]

haha, i know exactly how this is.

its happened to me.

sneak attack of the porkers. but im a whore and i still hit. so what?

hahahah

Hell yea. I'm still hittin it. She comes down from Chicago to give it to me.

Everyone needs some love from time to time.

[gst528i]

She is blowing up my phone all day now, I come home to 3-4 emails and she is calling me hunny. Either that or she is thinking about honey.

She has a super cute face but obviously has no self control because she is stalking me and can't stay out of KFC.

She rides horses, those poor poor animals. I respect the strength of thier backs.

THAT made me laugh so hard i ****ed up my keyboard when some milk came out of my nose lol...

[gst528i]

common j-dogg post pics...

[Skully44420]

common j-dogg post pics...

yeah no shit huh LOL

[J-Dogg]

You asked for them:

http://images.craigslist.org/0115010...98ff00225c.jpg


<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/01020201161001040120080813c0e9d3d701ed1eb219007f01 .jpg">



http://images.craigslist.org/0115080...eb3300f48c.jpg


I'm a newb at posting pictures, but those are the ones she posted.

[N*E*R*D]

You asked for them:

http://images.craigslist.org/0115010...98ff00225c.jpg


<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/01020201161001040120080813c0e9d3d701ed1eb219007f01 .jpg">



http://images.craigslist.org/0115080...eb3300f48c.jpg


I'm a newb at posting pictures, but those are the ones she posted.

She's aiiiiiight.

[J-Dogg]

She is wider than she looks in those pictures..... You will see

[N*E*R*D]

She is wider than she looks in those pictures..... You will see

Did she photoshop em?lol

[J-Dogg]

Did she photoshop em?lol

Nope, she has a cute normal face. I was looking for a refridge and started to browse the ads on craigslist. Thought, "hu, cute girl, I'm heading to her town on the weekend, wtf not".

Body shot, far left:

<img src="http://a176.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/88/l_a7914576ed31e50fc1a6aaf851c52c67.jpg">

[J-Dogg]

Not sure why that link is not workign right

[N*E*R*D]

Not sure why that link is not workign right

Its working if you just take out the symbols at the beginning and end, yeah i see what you mean she a lot wider than the other pics but she aint that fat, id hit it.lol

[J-Dogg]

I've never been with a girl over 135. I'm not sure if I am ready to be either, lol.

[firmechicano831]

I'll hit it for you.

[J-Dogg]

I'll hit it for you.

You might have too, I've been spoiled by banging small girls my entire career.

It's actually kind of wierd, I think I'm average looking. I talk good, so I generally pull a good fish out of the lake.

I think girls are really competive also though. If they see you with another hot chick, they want you also.

So if they see me with this chubby bunny................

[abstrack]

she's ugly from what I can tell.

[gst528i]

oh daym u were right about the strength of them horses. She looks good in the first pics. But than whoa.....
goodluck to u sir..

[Reed]

This thread is so funny.

J Dogg: You can't really tell how big she is in the first two then in the third its noticeable.
Have had the same experience be4 just driving down the road with my boy and we picked up these two girls driving along. They looked cute with just there faces. But when we pulled over to get out, me and my friend looked at each other like we had just messed up. These girls went from some good looking chicks to an estimated 180 lbs.
The worst thing was we had already invited them to a party and had to entertain them without being a$$holes. Needless to say we got made fun of that night. It was embarrassing the moment we walked in.

[ray0414]

shes a lil wide...but ive seen worse, at least her boobs are proportioned to her body, id probably hit it lol. maybe though..u can use your smooth talking into talking about how u work out and that kind of stuff..and see if maybe shes interested in also working out and losing weight and getting into shape, maybe work it into her.

[Odpierdol_sie!]

Easy!!!

All it takes is just 3 simple words....

I - AM - GAY

[I_Want_Abs]

Man i have met a few girls off the net....

There is no way i would meet up with a fatty!! I always make sure i get them on webcam naked before we meet

Of course this method doesnt take into consideration that they could be total nut cases!

[SmittyTheOX]

Of course this method doesnt take into consideration that they could be total nut cases!

Its been my experience that anyone who stuffs tampons is crazy.

[Chitown Raider]

RIP my boner.

[CSAR]

she's ugly from what I can tell.

fugly with a capital F. Did you inject liquid Viagra straight into your member or what?

j/k

[KatsMeow]

Wow, the first pics that you posted were way different from the full body pic. What was she thinking?!?

[DSM4Life]

Myspace girls!!

lol so true.

[abstrack]

Have her post a current picture holding up a current news paper. LOL


No angle pictures or close ups. Nothing taken by a professional photographer, nor a picture from her high school year book.


I was a fallen subject to dating a girl on the net who only submitted a face pic. When I picked her up, she was NOTHING like the photo.

[DSM4Life]

Have her post a current picture holding up a current news paper. LOL


No angle pictures or close ups. Nothing taken by a professional photographer, nor a picture from her high school year book.


I was a fallen subject to dating a girl on the net who only submitted a face pic. When I picked her up, she was NOTHING like the photo.

Could you imagine asking a girl to do this !
I couldn't even hold that laugh in.

[abstrack]

Lets see if it works....

[KatsMeow]

I like the spoon idea...
But I think that if a guy asked me to take a pic of myself holding up a spoon I would be really confused.