Hot for Boss

**stpete** · 08-16-2008, 08:49 PM

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**JiGGaMaN** · 08-16-2008, 08:51 PM

Ill tell you how it ends up: You getting fired and/or not getting laid. dont do it.

**BIG-N-Brazil** · 08-16-2008, 08:53 PM

Yeah you could nail her and then she falls in love and u dont' want nothing to do with her then u are screwed....But if its not a good job anyway go for it.lol

**Pooks** · 08-16-2008, 08:55 PM

Depends on your skill set.

If you're a skilled worker, that can easily land a job just like the one you have now, that **** it go for it!

if you're an unskilled worker, probably getting paid too much, than I'd re-consider!

but.. if you just overall hate your job.. try n hit it anways!
There comes a time when the big man, needs to stand up behind the little man, and support his desires.

**stpete** · 08-16-2008, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

Ill tell you how it ends up: You getting fired and/or not getting laid. dont do it.

This is what i'm afraid of. I like my job and don't want to lose it. Thanks for the suggestions guys. Appreciate it.

**stallion_1** · 08-16-2008, 09:55 PM

dont risk it bro. plenty of bitches out there.

**sorel_C** · 08-16-2008, 09:55 PM

bro just take it as it comes,,, dont ask her out on a date,, when you guys flirt,, keep pushing the envalope slowly,, start talking dirty,, all signs are a go,, start touching,, all signs a go,, start......... you get the point if you dont,, you have no busniess with a 5o somthing year old

**Bojangles69** · 08-16-2008, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Pooks

Depends on your skill set.

If you're a skilled worker, that can easily land a job just like the one you have now, that **** it go for it!

if you're an unskilled worker, probably getting paid too much, than I'd re-consider!

but.. if you just overall hate your job.. try n hit it anways!
There comes a time when the big man, needs to stand up behind the little man, and support his desires.

Agree completely, save for the skillsets we're talking about.

Theres a real common phenemenon that happens where you'll see (or hear) about guy bosses fvcking a lot or a good deal of the better looking female employees.

It all has to do with status/authority/and dynamics.

So it would be unwise for me to say do or don't try.
But you REALLY need to be calibrated on certain aspects of human behavoir.

A women smiling doesn't = a women fvcking you.
Flirting also doesn't = a women who wants to fvck.

YET, these are the same signs we use to read people before we fvck them.
So to keep this short but still throw out something useful, it all depends on YOU.

If you have a history of provoking women to do things out of the norm, then theres a chance you can provoke this woman too.
If you have a history of dreaming and fantasizing about things because you know they are too far out of your logical reach, then you need to back off.

Because I, anyone else in this thread, or even a psychiatrist may not know this about you, its your decision to make and your consequence to swallow.

G/luck!

**abstrack** · 08-16-2008, 10:29 PM

just whip it out, and tell her to grab it. She'll know what to do if she is in to you.

**sorel_C** · 08-16-2008, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by abstrack

just whip it out, and tell her to grab it. She'll know what to do if she is in to you.

LOL,

,, only way to handle employee/employer flirting

**Skully44420** · 08-16-2008, 10:52 PM

well i say take it slow...see how it goes at first...if it works out maybe you can be a part owner instead of a worker

**Nicotine** · 08-16-2008, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

Ill tell you how it ends up: You getting fired and/or not getting laid. dont do it.

quoted for the truth.....

**CSAR** · 08-17-2008, 02:40 AM

1. Don't eat where you shit, or is it, don't shit where you eat?

Either way, don't do it.
2. Never pet a burning dog.

**mic.p** · 08-17-2008, 03:10 AM

Nah! this is simple , you just keep flirting with her until she askes you to boof, and when she does tell her you'd love to but your worried about the end result you'll find she's probably thinking the same thing.
As long as everyone knows what to expect right from the start there's usually no problems, so enjoy the boofing.

PT · 08-17-2008, 03:20 AM

does your work have a "no fraternization policy"? if so then im sure she is well aware of it being your supervisor and doubt that she would throw away her benefits for any guy

**Voice of Reason** · 08-17-2008, 03:23 AM

Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the boss is gonna look like today?
Fvck man!

Uh!
Oh yeah!

B-B-boss stop that screamin'
Boss don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Boss needs to see me after work

I think of all the overtime that I've missed
But then my jobwork was never quite like this!

Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for boss babe!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for boss babe!

Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!
Whoa

Uh!

Ooo-oo-ooo

I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this job
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the overtime that I've missed
But then my job work was never quite like this!

Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for boss babe!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for boss babe!

Whoa!
(Guitar Solo)

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel late
Work dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!

I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for boss babe!

I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for boss babe!

Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!

Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!

Oh my God!
Woo!

**CSAR** · 08-17-2008, 04:52 AM

Damn. You just did the whole Van Halen thang...that was sweeeeeet!

I gotta add something like that...

Who can it be flirting at my desk?
Go away, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that I'm working nights?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to work at my pace;
Stay away, don't you invade my space.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come by - I'll only run and hide.

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Who can it be flirting at my desk?
Make no sound, tip-toeing is my task.
If she hears, she'll flirt with me all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my heterosexual self.
I like it here with my working friends;
Here she comes, that flirting bitch again!

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Is it the boss come to take me away?
Why does she flirt with me?
I'm not the ho she wants me to be,
It's just her fantasy

(saxophone solo)

Oh...Who can it be now?
Oh...Who can it...Who can it...
Yeah yeah yeah
Who can it be now..........?

**stpete** · 08-17-2008, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by abstrack

just whip it out, and tell her to grab it. She'll know what to do if she is in to you.

LMAO!!! I feel like doing this sometimes. But i think i might take CowboyChris' advice and just keep pushing the envelope, and try to keep it cool. Maybe wait for her to make a move, and if she doesn't then i'll just let it be. Like my job too much to put it in jeopardy.
Thanks for all the responses guys, appreciate it.

**Kaioken** · 08-17-2008, 09:04 AM

Dont do it.

But Enjoy the flirting, and keep it low intensity.

Like Respectful low intensity flirting.

**dan991** · 08-17-2008, 09:08 AM

Wait wait wait.... where do you work first? If we're talking McDonald's than the risk of being fired isn't a big one. Wendy's is right on the other corner. If we're talking this is your career, let HER make all the moves. Play the cards as they are dealt. Don't try messing with the cards.

She's 50? She's either just flirting with you so she knows mentally "she's still got it" or she hasn't been pounded in a decade and your in for the treat of your life.

And, post a pic so we can tell you if she's worth the drama or not.

**Chitown Raider** · 08-17-2008, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by stpete

LMAO!!! I feel like doing this sometimes. But i think i might take CowboyChris' advice and just keep pushing the envelope, and try to keep it cool. Maybe wait for her to make a move, and if she doesn't then i'll just let it be. Like my job too much to put it in jeopardy.
Thanks for all the responses guys, appreciate it.

Keep us posted, n good luck.

**bigt10** · 08-17-2008, 05:06 PM

lol i would go but let her play onto you just tell her what the deal is before she goes to far.

Whatever you do i would jusy play dumb or something and if she comes to you take it if not leave it. but dont directly hit on her lol that might not end up so well.

**RANA** · 08-17-2008, 06:00 PM

She's 52? that means she knows what she wants and how see wants it. I say go for it, but then again this is coming from a married mans

**IronReload04** · 08-17-2008, 08:47 PM

I dunno man, she might go psycho on you and get all obsessed....seen it in movies

**Nitro29** · 08-17-2008, 08:55 PM

Stick it down in her mouth and tell her to suck on it...Nitro

**firmechicano831** · 08-17-2008, 10:38 PM

don;t do it bro. I did that same shit at work, beat the pus...y up for 6 months, then once i decided we both had our own differences. She didn't want to let me go and things got bad between us since she still loved me.

**Jfew44** · 08-17-2008, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by RANA

She's 52? that means she knows what she wants and how see wants it. I say go for it, but then again this is coming from a married mans

Hey I aint married and I say go for it brother! How old are you?

**Bojangles69** · 08-17-2008, 11:05 PM

I always bring food in the bathroom.. whats all this don't eat where you shit talk?

**Amorphic** · 08-17-2008, 11:09 PM

maybe he meant 5'2, not 52.

**firmechicano831** · 08-17-2008, 11:14 PM

maybe he meant 5'2, not 52.

lol, for real she probably 52 and going on 53

**Nitro29** · 08-17-2008, 11:16 PM

I just did a 49 yr old that you would have sworn was 35. It was by FAR a record for me.

**daem** · 08-17-2008, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

Ill tell you how it ends up: You getting fired and/or not getting laid. dont do it.

Not if he plays it clever and video tapes it to be admitted into evidence in his forthcoming sexual harassment / wrongful termination lawsuit

**Nitro29** · 08-18-2008, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by daem

Not if he plays it clever and video tapes it to be admitted into evidence in his forthcoming sexual harassment / wrongful termination lawsuit

Damn right. Webcam FTMFW!

**stpete** · 08-18-2008, 04:17 AM

Originally Posted by RANA

She's 52? that means she knows what she wants and how see wants it. I say go for it, but then again this is coming from a married mans

Yea, she's 52 and got divorced 2 years ago. I'm going to be 40 next month and her age is actually what turns me on. Plus she has a tight body and likes to brag about how she can run circles around the younger girls at her gym. Can't wait to go to work and hear what she did at the gym over the weekend. Sh1t turns me on.
I'm just going to go about my normal ways by checking her out and telling her that she's looking good and see what happens. I can't afford to take any chances with my job, but if she starts it, i will respond accordingly.
Thanks guys, all of your responses have went through my head at one point or another.

**Kale** · 08-18-2008, 04:20 AM

Do not do it. I guarantee you, you will be sorry if you do. I have done it twice and both times it ended in me leaving the company

**"Maximus"** · 08-18-2008, 08:34 AM

I must agree w/some peeps' comments above... don't do it, or try to keep things at a minimum, i.e. flirting, smiling, affectionate behavior etc. Let's say you manage to intice her to any type of sexual act w/you... what would happen the day you realize she's not the woman for you? Worst, that your goals and ambitions are not HER goals and ambitions because of status/priorities/age/[fill in here other reasons], you get the point?

Now, playing devil's advocate... what you can do is, if you really can't resist the temptation of hitting it w/ her and enjoy for awhile what you may think is a good thing, then just BE STRAIGHT FORWARD to her about what you want and come to an agreement that if A happens, then B will follow. If both A and B fails/is not what both wanted/WHAT YOU DID NOT WANT/then C, [whatever agreement here], will follow.

But, don't do it!.. if you do, keep us posted though.... lol

**ghettoboyd** · 08-18-2008, 10:59 AM

maybee she just wants a f***k buddy. at her age shes pretty stuck in her ways. she may just want to use u as a boy toy. hot cougars kick ass. are u not impressed when u see and older woman whose got a kickin body? it takes alot of work as thay age to keep it all together. i understand your delema and i dont know how i could resist eather so good luck bro.

**Chitown Raider** · 08-18-2008, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

maybee she just wants a f***k buddy. at her age shes pretty stuck in her ways. she may just want to use u as a boy toy. hot cougars kick ass. are u not impressed when u see and older woman whose got a kickin body? it takes alot of work as thay age to keep it all together. i understand your delema and i dont know how i could resist eather so good luck bro.

Exactly, I'm sure this guy isn't thinking of her as some potential new girlfriend. It's just a piece of ass, hit it and quit it. Life goes on.

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 08-18-2008, 04:09 PM

DON'T DO IT!! Trust me. My first job out of college I got involved with a superior and it was just bad news. It just makes for a stressful working environment.

**stpete** · 08-18-2008, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by Chitown Raider

Exactly, I'm sure this guy isn't thinking of her as some potential new girlfriend. It's just a piece of ass, hit it and quit it. Life goes on.

This is my mindset exactly. I'm done with relationships for quite some time.
I'm just going to hang and see what happens. My job is more important than losing it over a piece of ass. But she is fine, and i haven't wanted to screw someone this bad in a very long time.
I will keep everyone posted. Thanks guys.