Bodybuilding/Steroid Myths!

**GT2** · 08-24-2008, 01:54 AM

asdasadsme people are.

**stallion_1** · 08-24-2008, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy

I am sure many of you have heard/read claims about bodybuilding and steroids which you found to be down right absurd and sometimes hilarious.

For instance, the other day my mate tells me, "Did you know that eating 12 bananas a day is the equivalent of being on steroids?"

And ofcourse, there's the classic, "200 grams of protein a day!? You're liver is going to fail!"

Share the myths you have heard so we can all laugh about how ignorant and stupid some people are.

well the banana one, i wouldnt be surprised, ur from oz

now the protein one, it will **** ur kidneys so thats true

**GT2** · 08-24-2008, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by stallion_1

well the banana one, i wouldnt be surprised, ur from oz

now the protein one, it will **** ur kidneys so thats true

Way to kill a good thread

I edited the protein one, just so people like you can't be smarta$$es

**stallion_1** · 08-24-2008, 02:07 AM

hey bro

dont take it the wrong way, i love u guys

im just joking

but the protien will mess with ur kidneys

**burnin69** · 08-24-2008, 02:25 AM

I have to listen to ignorant news fed people all day long. Saying juice is like taking a short cut, will kill you, ruin your organs, and shrink your d.i.c.k. only if people really knew how bad being 100lbs over weight and innactive is, now that will kill you. Liposuction is the shortcut, for a proper cycle you work harder and eat better than you would normaly now thats hard work.

**binder** · 08-24-2008, 07:52 AM

ya, i'm sick of people saying it shrinks your penis. it has nothing to do with the penis. the penis is cartilaginous tissue. It shrinks the testis by causing it to stop working and therefore atrophy. That doesn't effect penis size, just testis size. Last i knew i wasn't putting my balls in some chick to have sex so i don't really care what size those are.

**Flagg** · 08-24-2008, 08:14 AM

People that say it shrinks your penis seem to have absolutely no remote idea of the human body (95% of the population).

In what way would steroids shrink the penis. Its not a muscle, its certainly not where testerone is stored. But you guys know what it's like, people read a load of bullshit in a newspaper or the evening news and it just HAS TO BE TRUE! Sheep..

Steroids WILL have an affect on your internal organs, like any substance would. And like anything in life, too much of something is a bad thing. Abuse steroids and of course a person is going to get some enlarged heart or worse.

**BuffBuffalo** · 08-24-2008, 09:26 AM

Last i knew i wasn't putting my balls in some chick to have sex so i don't really care what size those are.[/QUOTE]

**sooners04** · 08-24-2008, 11:26 AM

I like this one: If you take steroids and don't lift weights, you'll just get fat.
I hate to be the one to say that the only way to get fat is to eat MORE shitty food.

**binder** · 08-24-2008, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by sooners04

I like this one: If you take steroids and don't lift weights, you'll just get fat.
I hate to be the one to say that the only way to get fat is to eat MORE shitty food.

there is actual proof to this. depending the steroid it does increase the efficiency of the food therefore your body will store food easier (because it uses more than before). so more calories are stored/used than are discarded.

This can be seen in modern medicine by the steroids given to all the teenage girls for random problems. Look what it's done for them....BIG. haha

also, without a good diet it will cause you to retain water more than a person who works out and has a cleaner diet therefore again, making you fat by edema.

not complete myth, but also you're not going to gain 100lbs just by a cycle of steroids. haha. gain weight is more better term to be used instead of "get fat"

**warchild** · 08-24-2008, 12:05 PM

just cus i have a small wiener does not mean AAS caused it.

**daem** · 08-24-2008, 12:59 PM

Definitely that sust improves your fighting abilities, as seen here:

Man whats going on?just got my arse kicked

ZING!

**Skully44420** · 08-24-2008, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by daem

Definitely that sust improves your fighting abilities, as seen here:

Man whats going on?just got my arse kicked

ZING!

that ones priceless

**JiGGaMaN** · 08-24-2008, 04:27 PM

Testosterone messes up your heart. Other steroids like winstrol /deca /tren dont though.

**JiGGaMaN** · 08-24-2008, 04:27 PM

omnadren is what you want if you only want to inject once a week.

**novastepp** · 08-24-2008, 07:09 PM

try to explain to someone what whey protein is. amazing.

**dirtball_619** · 08-24-2008, 09:29 PM

When people blame roid rage for there own stupidity just because you have more muscle and you get alittle annoyed at the stupid shit they do.

**Auss11e** · 08-25-2008, 04:05 AM

Now this makes me so angry!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...ut-457899.html

**Chitown Raider** · 08-25-2008, 04:32 AM

Originally Posted by Auss11e

Now this makes me so angry!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...ut-457899.html

Once again, the blind leading the blind!

**Kale** · 08-25-2008, 09:01 AM

All the doubters should be made to watch the National Geographic documentary called Super Human - Steroids . Its probably one of the most balanced documentary's about juice I have ever seen.

**Kale** · 08-25-2008, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy

I am sure many of you have heard/read claims about bodybuilding and steroids which you found to be down right absurd and sometimes hilarious.

For instance, the other day my mate tells me, "Did you know that sitting on 12 bananas a day is the equivalent of being on steroids?"

Share the myths you have heard so we can all laugh about how ignorant and stupid some people are.

DSM agrees with this completely !!!

**Bio-boosted** · 08-25-2008, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by binder

ya, i'm sick of people saying it shrinks your penis. it has nothing to do with the penis. the penis is cartilaginous tissue. It shrinks the testis by causing it to stop working and therefore atrophy. That doesn't effect penis size, just testis size. Last i knew i wasn't putting my balls in some chick to have sex so i don't really care what size those are.

Well my prick has actually got bigger since i started cycling aas.. im serious

**Chode Logan** · 08-25-2008, 10:19 AM

Gel'd hair, bar star idiot at my gym "Holy **** man you've put on some muscle, you taking protein powder or something?"

"Uhhhhhhm, yeah just protein, creatine, glutamine, and BCAA's, the usuals."

"Oh sh*t you're taking everything eh, you know that stuffs bad for you right? aren't you worried bout you health?"

**Flex-Appeal** · 08-25-2008, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Kale

All the doubters should be made to watch the National Geographic documentary called Super Human - Steroids. Its probably one of the most balanced documentary's about juice I have ever seen.

where can i get these shows, bigger,stronger,faster and super human- steroids

**Chitown Raider** · 08-25-2008, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by daem

Definitely that sust improves your fighting abilities, as seen here:

Man whats going on?just got my arse kicked

ZING!

I remember thread what a douchebag.

**Swifto** · 08-26-2008, 05:58 AM

More is better no matter what...

You cant mix water/oil....

You can run GH for X weeks...

You have to run more Sust (Test) than Deca ....

HCG 's useless....

Tren wont give you acne....