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    If it makes you feel better: You're odds of getting aids from having sex with a woman who carries the virus are something like 1:1,000. The odds are even better if you are circumsized.

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    Man, how can you not feel the difference between banging with a condom and without one??? Wouldnt it be fairly obvious when you lose 'er ? One last thought: How the **** does the condom come off in her? Is that even possible?

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    You should be okay bro. HIV can only be contracted with more than two girls like a threesome .... lol ..
    j.k goodluck hope u don't get shyt and no one will ever have to know

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    Quote Originally Posted by GORILA-UNIT View Post
    So last night my buddy brings these girls over, i didn't even have any intention of doing anything with them, for once i wanted to stay faithfull. Anyways we started drinking and once thing lead to the other and next thing i was going to town on one of these chicks. No kissing or making luv bs, str8 rough sex. Obviously i used a condom but after pounding her real hard doggystyle for like 10mins i pulled out to switch positions and i was like wtf. the condom was gone. long story short last night i couldn't sleep. What if she has aids or herpes or watever else u know. And worth part of it all is if i catch something good luck trying to explain it to the gf lol, shit i be dead. Anyways went to the doc today and he send me to the lab and did full std test, but i don't know if they'll show up right away. Pray for me boys

    Pathetic!

    *shakes head*


    It's obvious you don't care for your girlfriend or are a complete tool with no maturity and self control. With that seeming to be the case here, I wouldn't sweat it and hit it again and again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    Man, how can you not feel the difference between banging with a condom and without one??? Wouldnt it be fairly obvious when you lose 'er ? One last thought: How the **** does the condom come off in her? Is that even possible?

    Yes it can happen and does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    Yes it can happen and does.
    ill take your word for it.

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    hopefully you did not stop once you realized the condom fell off. I would just say **** it and bang away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakon View Post
    hopefully you did not stop once you realized the condom fell off. I would just say **** it and bang away.
    and you have how many unintentional kids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    and you have how many unintentional kids?
    according to the state 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson9d View Post
    according to the state 3.
    ROFL

    While it was 'unforgivable' as a few others have stated, I know how you feel/felt, sometimes your just caught up in the now. Your a bloke, you have a dick, it happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I'm not going to sugarcoat something when it involves the potential to hurt someone else. He messed up and he should own up to it.
    yeh i thought you made a great point. imagine his gf testing positive for HIV like a year down the road & THEN he decides to tell her. gzzz, i'd cut his balls off.

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    I hate to say this but, that's what you get. You shouldn't cheat in the first place. It makes me disgusted.

    I'm starting to wonder if there are any decent guys out there??

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    You should be okay bro. HIV can only be contracted with more than two girls like a threesome .... lol ..
    j.k goodluck hope u don't get shyt and no one will ever have to know
    MAn, then im fu*ked! I told those latino sisters it was a bad idea, yeah right! Lovin the threesomes. But then again, my rubbers dont fall off, haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    I hate to say this but, that's what you get. You shouldn't cheat in the first place. It makes me disgusted.

    I'm starting to wonder if there are any decent guys out there??
    All men will fail you at sometime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    I'm starting to wonder if there are any decent guys out there??

    If I had a dollar for every time I heard a girl say that, then I see them the following week with the same tool who cheated on the before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abstrack View Post
    If I had a dollar for every time I heard a girl say that, then I see them the following week with the same tool who cheated on the before.
    If i had a dollar for every girl who says, "I dont do this on a first date, but ok." God i love that line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abstrack View Post
    If I had a dollar for every time I heard a girl say that, then I see them the following week with the same tool who cheated on the before.
    Yeah...I know what you are saying, and this guy sounded like he was just planning on getting away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wukillabee View Post
    If i had a dollar for every girl who says, "I dont do this on a first date, but ok." God i love that line.
    gross, what kind of girls are you going out with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    gross, what kind of girls are you going out with?
    Haha, the ones u see everyday. Girls/women from work, school, gym, club, bar, there everywhere really. Theres probably the same amount of decent guys out there as decent gurls. Goes both ways and id say in today's society its in the single percentile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    Yeah...I know what you are saying, and this guy sounded like he was just planning on getting away with it.
    Most guys do, or at least the girl knows about it, but keeps on taking it. Sorry...Just calling a spade a spade in these situations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GORILA-UNIT View Post
    So last night my buddy brings these girls over, i didn't even have any intention of doing anything with them, for once i wanted to stay faithfull. Anyways we started drinking and once thing lead to the other and next thing i was going to town on one of these chicks. No kissing or making luv bs, str8 rough sex. Obviously i used a condom but after pounding her real hard doggystyle for like 10mins i pulled out to switch positions and i was like wtf. the condom was gone. long story short last night i couldn't sleep. What if she has aids or herpes or watever else u know. And worth part of it all is if i catch something good luck trying to explain it to the gf lol, shit i be dead. Anyways went to the doc today and he send me to the lab and did full std test, but i don't know if they'll show up right away. Pray for me boys
    Where did this guy go? I think he just started this thread to entertain us and to talk sh*t. I believe his only post was the first one, then we get all sympathetic, then talk sh*t, then some more sympathy, now back to talkin sh*t. In the mean time this guy is no where to be found. Probably got kicked out by his gurl so he doesnt have a computer anymore, haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wukillabee View Post
    Where did this guy go? I think he just started this thread to entertain us and to talk sh*t. I believe his only post was the first one, then we get a sympathetic, then talk sh*t, then some more sympathy, no back to talkin sh*t. In the mean time this guy is no where to be found. Probably got kicked out by his gurl so he doesnt have a computer anymore, haha.
    i was wondering the same shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wukillabee View Post
    Where did this guy go? Probably got kicked out by his gurl so he doesnt have a computer anymore, haha.
    LOL I wouldn't blame her

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    Quote Originally Posted by wukillabee View Post
    Haha, the ones u see everyday. Girls/women from work, school, gym, club, bar, there everywhere really. Theres probably the same amount of decent guys out there as decent gurls. Goes both ways and id say in today's society its in the single percentile.
    I guess I'm not wild and crazy enough to be like that, I respect myself too much for all of that non sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wukillabee View Post
    If i had a dollar for every girl who says, "I dont do this on a first date, but ok." God i love that line.
    "I don't normally do this" or "This is the first time ive done something like this"


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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post

    I'm starting to wonder if there are any decent guys out there??
    ummmm helloooooooooooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    ummmm helloooooooooooooooo
    ditto

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    ummmm helloooooooooooooooo

    You wouldn't work. She needs an outy, not an inny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wukillabee View Post
    Where did this guy go? I think he just started this thread to entertain us and to talk sh*t. I believe his only post was the first one, then we get all sympathetic, then talk sh*t, then some more sympathy, now back to talkin sh*t. In the mean time this guy is no where to be found. Probably got kicked out by his gurl so he doesnt have a computer anymore, haha.
    Note to self: Don't openly post that you cheated on your girlfriend on a web forum when she knows you're a member.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wukillabee View Post
    If i had a dollar for every girl who says, "I dont do this on a first date, but ok." God i love that line.
    that truely is the best line, usually spoken 3 minutes before you are inside her apt. undressing her and she's asking if you want her friend to join you...hahahha

    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    gross, what kind of girls are you going out with?
    THE BEST KIND....hahahhaha

    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    I guess I'm not wild and crazy enough to be like that, I respect myself too much for all of that non sense.
    hey those are 2 more of my favorite lines...hahahah j/k...

    i have heard them before on a few one night stands...usually they say it close to the begining of the datea nd then the next morning she rolls over and says "i've never done that before"...hahhaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB View Post
    that truely is the best line, usually spoken 3 minutes before you are inside her apt. undressing her and she's asking if you want her friend to join you...hahahha



    THE BEST KIND....hahahhaha



    hey those are 2 more of my favorite lines...hahahah j/k...

    i have heard them before on a few one night stands...usually they say it close to the begining of the datea nd then the next morning she rolls over and says "i've never done that before"...hahhaha
    Thats right, all girls start out as 'good girls' but by the end of the night they become 'good girls'


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    nice responses lol..

    but yea the odds of getting HIV are like 1 in 500 higher if you recieving.. that's if the person carries the virus

    Hopefully you've learned your lesson not to cheat. and if you do cheat don't admit to it. I've made that mistake as well, too honest for my own good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB View Post
    and then the next morning she rolls over and says "i've never done that before"...hahhaha
    You stay there that long, once she starts snoring get out. Or if shes at your house, say " sorry I have to be up early in the morning and I dont sleep well with a dirty slut in my bed".

    Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
    The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only.


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    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB View Post
    that truely is the best line, usually spoken 3 minutes before you are inside her apt. undressing her and she's asking if you want her friend to join you...hahahha



    THE BEST KIND....hahahhaha



    hey those are 2 more of my favorite lines...hahahah j/k...

    i have heard them before on a few one night stands...usually they say it close to the begining of the datea nd then the next morning she rolls over and says "i've never done that before"...hahhaha
    This must have been a special post for WEBB to come out for.

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    Im glad Im not a man whore hahahah JJ

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    ya, along with the HIV not be detectable i would be worried about HPV and herpes. You could contract those viruses and they lie dormant for YEARS. Next thing you know 10 years down the road and your immune system gets weak and herpes all over yourself. sounds like fun.

    self control....geez.

    if you have a gf, what are you doing letting a buddy bring over a couple chicks to drink at your place? It would be one thing out at a bar, but when 2 guys invited multiple girls to a house for drinking there is only one reason you asshat.

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    Did you even tell the chick your rubber fell off? Or just keep going without missin a beat?

    And relaxed fit condom is my new excuse! HILARIOUS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetank View Post
    i bet you tonight when that bitch is making sweet love to her boyfriend in the shower hes gonna pull out and some cruddy old condom is gonna fall out of her.
    ide say shes got it worse.
    lmfao lol, hahahahahahha. now thats f$king Funny bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by GORILA-UNIT View Post
    lmfao lol, hahahahahahha. now thats f$king Funny bro
    lol, so what up buddy

    whats it like to be hiv positive?

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    u know i was a bit freaked out at first but i do have a good feeling i didn't catch anything this time. I'll will continue to keep getting tested every month for the next little while, we'll c wat happens. offcourse i will b having protected sex with my girl till im sure i don't have anything. Ask for u guys comments i gotta a say some r pretty damm funny, im glad i didn't read them when i posted this few nights ago but now im just laughing. It would'nt b the first time i get in trouble for having high testostrone level. mayb i should go back on a cycle, it took me a good 5month to recover fully from my last cycle and now it seems like i have crazy test levels that i don't know wat to do with

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